"Donal" wrote:

"Scotty" wrote:

"Joe" wrote:
How are you going to cook yours?


I don't. I'm married. When I hear the dinner bell, I
sit down


So do I. .... I enjoy reading the newspaper while I eat
my dinner!

You do that after I spend 3 days making a feast you'd be
eating the paper!

Seahag

"Seahag" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote:

"Scotty" wrote:

"Joe" wrote:
How are you going to cook yours?


I don't. I'm married. When I hear the dinner bell, I sit down


So do I. .... I enjoy reading the newspaper while I eat my dinner!

You do that after I spend 3 days making a feast you'd be eating the paper!

The mental image of a family dining on turkey and the trimmings, while the
patriarch sits stunned at his end of the table with a rolled-up newspaper
stuffed in his mouth made me LOL.

Max