PING Joe..
 

You coulda had a 35s5.
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Oh and here he is in his new sailor suit:

http://image64.webshots.com/164/4/50...2hZkhhR_ph.jpg

Msterry is always dressing him up, he loves it.

Right on!... he looks just like you Joe! :-)

I've got my dogs trained to a reflective safety vest so a life jacket
won't be a problem to have them wear.

Now I have to build a Canine Boarding Ramp for Overproof for when they
want to go swimming.

CM

PING Joe..
 

Heh.. remember we were dicussing about the Schipperke? I was giving you
grief about it I think! :-)
Well bud..... I just finalized a deal for a Schipperke with the kennel....
a 4mth old pup. She'll be arriving next week. I'll keep you posted.

CM

PING Joe..
 

A bet a heartless ******* like you had her tail cut off..dident you?

And you do not have to crop the ears BTW.

Schippers like to bond with one person and thats it. Skippers the best
Dog I've ever had, and perfect on the boat. They have the perfect coat
for your area. Skipper has lived aboard since he was 6 weeks old.

Here he is last Christmas:

http://image34.webshots.com/35/4/23/...4liUtab_ph.jpg

An ol timer once told me they were used during WW1 on ships to listen
for submarines!
One saved a little girl by taking on a grizzley bear, the dog was
killed but the girl was saved.
One was found swimming 8 days after the ship went down.

Joe

PING Joe..
 

Oh and here he is in his new sailor suit:

http://image64.webshots.com/164/4/50...2hZkhhR_ph.jpg

Msterry is always dressing him up, he loves it.

Joe

PING Joe..
 

"Joe" wrote in message

A bet a heartless ******* like you had her tail cut off..dident you?

Heh... that's not up to me. The pup is show quality and 4 mths old.

And you do not have to crop the ears BTW.

Of couse not.....


Schippers like to bond with one person and thats it. Skippers the best
Dog I've ever had, and perfect on the boat. They have the perfect coat
for your area. Skipper has lived aboard since he was 6 weeks old.

Well she'll be a house dog anyway so no matter.... it's not that cold here,
we had 16C here yesterday. Lots of property to run on and I'm certain she'll
be sailing next season. Thanks for the tip on bonding.... I'll make certain
she stays with my Mom for the first week or so.

Here he is last Christmas:

Whoa ... Snow in Texas??? I thought all you guys did was snort the stuff!
:-)

I'm teaching my Staffie pup to maintain tension on a sheet by using a board
with an old winch ..... she's getting really good at it. I may not need
to even have crew if I can get them to raise sail and helm! :-)

Anyway it should be a great addition to the farm. The tally here will soon
be... A Rhodesian Ridgeback, 2 Staffordshire Bull Terriers and a
Schipperke.

CM

PING Joe..
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Oh and here he is in his new sailor suit:

http://image64.webshots.com/164/4/50...2hZkhhR_ph.jpg

Msterry is always dressing him up, he loves it.

Right on!... he looks just like you Joe! :-)

I've got my dogs trained to a reflective safety vest so a life jacket won't
be a problem to have them wear.

Now I have to build a Canine Boarding Ramp for Overproof for when they want
to go swimming.

CM

PING Joe..
 

"jlrogers" wrote in message

You coulda had a 35s5.

Who in their right mind would buy a fin keeler???

CM

PING Joe..
 

CM,
Good luck with the new pup. There great little Dogs.

Hard to be the person your thinks you are but try for their sake.



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

PING Joe..
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote:

"jlrogers" wrote in message

You coulda had a 35s5.

Who in their right mind would buy a fin keeler???

CM

Mooron bring them back to the Real Bay and you can use my platform.

PING Joe..
 

Hey, a built in swim platform for the dog is high priority. Screw the fin.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"jlrogers" wrote in message

You coulda had a 35s5.

Who in their right mind would buy a fin keeler???

CM

PING Joe..
 

"Dry" wrote in message

Mooron bring them back to the Real Bay and you can use my platform.


:-).... I plan to have my boat in the water next season!

CM

PING Joe..
 

"Joe" wrote:
Oh and here he is in his new sailor suit:

http://image64.webshots.com/164/4/50...2hZkhhR_ph.jpg

Msterry is always dressing him up, he loves it.

His fly's open!

Seahag

PING Joe..
 

Meant to say;

"Hard to be the person your dog thinks you are, but try any way!"



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

PING Joe..
 

Haggy,

Dogs have to have "Open Flys" because we have no fingers.

Skipper



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

PING Joe..
 

Always.... the dog never leaves my side. It gets to see me at my best &
worst.... never phased it's attitude as my best friend. It's just a
pleasure to have my dog.

CM

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Meant to say;

"Hard to be the person your dog thinks you are, but try any way!"



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

PING Joe..
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:7znff.205069$ir4.160635@edtnps90...
Heh.. remember we were dicussing about the Schipperke? I was giving you
grief about it I think! :-)
Well bud..... I just finalized a deal for a Schipperke with the
kennel....
a 4mth old pup. She'll be arriving next week. I'll keep you posted.

You need to become a father:-
Read this:
http://www.nova.edu/ssss/QR/QR6-1/tu...du/ssss/QR/QR6
-1/turner.html

"The findings of this study suggest women without children or whose children
are grown have stronger relationships with companion animals than those
women with young children. Further study looking at the relationships of
male pet owners and of female pet owners with children would be necessary in
order to validate this hypothesis."


Pets are nothing more than substitutes for children. You wouldn't need a
dog if you were a heterosexual male with a decent sperm count!!


Regards

Donal
--

PING Joe..
 

BS Donal,

If you think pets are a substitute for children, you are doing YOURSELF
a disservice! Clear your Clouded Mind. Any one that has Children
without a Pet is missing a mighty big chunk of what "Organized Society"
is meant to be

Animals Pets are an example of Jesus's teaching of brotherly love in
real life; without ever sitting thru a Sermon. It is a thing in their
development not forgotten by artificial world of concrete.

Pets are a separate Branch of Our Society. I pity you, old friend, if
you think they are a substitute.



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

PING Joe..
 

"Joe" wrote
An ol timer once told me they were used during WW1 on ships to
listen
for submarines!
One saved a little girl by taking on a grizzley bear,

Why was there a Grizzly on the ship?

Scotty

PING Joe..
 

Scotty wrote:
"Joe" wrote
An ol timer once told me they were used during WW1 on ships to
listen
for submarines!
One saved a little girl by taking on a grizzley bear,

Why was there a Grizzly on the ship?


One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my
pajamas I don't know.

PING Joe..
 

It's a second rate troll at best but the pickin's are few and far between so
I'll bite...

"Donal" wrote in message

You need to become a father:-

Like I told them.. not without DNA evidence and a 100% positive match.


"The findings of this study suggest women without children or whose
children
are grown have stronger relationships with companion animals than those
women with young children.

Studys have also confirmed a steady diet of sugar will give mice cancer....
and drinking too much water can kill you.... and eggs are bad for you... and
coffee is bad for you... and salt is bad for you.... and, Oh well, anyways,
you get my drift.

Although recently it has been proven that too much sex can indeed make you
go blind ... as explained by the lawsuits against Viagra! Do you wear
glasses Donal?

Further study looking at the relationships of
male pet owners and of female pet owners with children would be necessary
in
order to validate this hypothesis."

Heh... Why don't I ask one of the neices and nephews that come over daily
after school what they think about it?? I think my neice already stated
"You just can't have too many puppies!"



Pets are nothing more than substitutes for children.

I can't agree..... that premise would validate that sex is nothing more
than a substitute for sailing.

You wouldn't need a
dog if you were a heterosexual male with a decent sperm count!!

I'd own a cat.... but I have enough pussy in my life at it is! :-)

CM

PING Joe..
 

I can tell that dog gives you a lot of pleasure.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...doghumping.gif


"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Always.... the dog never leaves my side. It gets to see me at my best
& worst.... never phased it's attitude as my best friend. It's just a
pleasure to have my dog. [and vice versa]

PING Joe..
 

Interesting.

"Donal" wrote

"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Well bud..... I just finalized a deal for a Schipperke with the
kennel....
a 4mth old pup. She'll be arriving next week. I'll keep you posted.

Pets are nothing more than substitutes for a woman. You wouldn't need a
dog if you were a heterosexual male with a decent sperm count!!
Donal

PING Joe..
 

My pup is a brindle bitch.....

I know you've had a hard time getting dates... but maybe waiting for the
woman to mount _you_ is not the best course of action??

Did you sign up for the Viagra Class Action Lawsuit yet?
How's your eyesight? :-)

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...

I can tell that dog gives you a lot of pleasure.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...doghumping.gif


"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Always.... the dog never leaves my side. It gets to see me at my best
& worst.... never phased it's attitude as my best friend. It's just a
pleasure to have my dog. [and vice versa]

PING Joe..
 

Actually my puppy is one of the best chick magnets ever!
Great conversation starter and I've actually had dates with two ladies I've
met while walking my dog!

So when are you getting a dog Bart? :-)

Just Kidding! :-)

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
Interesting.

"Donal" wrote

"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Well bud..... I just finalized a deal for a Schipperke with the
kennel....
a 4mth old pup. She'll be arriving next week. I'll keep you posted.

Pets are nothing more than substitutes for a woman. You wouldn't need a
dog if you were a heterosexual male with a decent sperm count!!
Donal

PING Joe..
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:YI1gf.128194$yS6.85246@clgrps12...
Actually my puppy is one of the best chick magnets ever!
Great conversation starter and I've actually had dates with two ladies
I've
met while walking my dog!



I've had a life (27 years ..so far) with a woman that I met while I wasn't
walking a dog.



Regards


Donal
--

PING Joe..
 

I've been thinking about a dog for a while. Right now
my brother has two and they are quite enough. I
was shrink wrapping the boat up this weekend. My
brother was helping today and he brought the dogs along.

Both dogs were literally born in the wild. There dame
was run over, just after they were weaned, and they lived
on oranges and geckos in a wood pile in an abandoned
San Diego County orchard next to my brothers orchard. My
brother bought the house and the other parcel with the working
orange grove when it was subdivided. He spotted three
owild puppies one day, gave one away, and kept the other
two. These are not little dogs. Both have weighed over a
hundred pounds at one point. The bigger maxed out a 118
lbs.

When he moved back east, it was three years before they
would let me pet them, and I'd feed them occassionally. So
needless to say, they alert and bark when anyone approaches.

Anyway, it is fun to have the dogs around, but the barking
got old--it was such a nice day, everyone was walking or
driving by scoping out the activity and prepping their own
boats for the winter.

We were up on deck moving shrink wrap around when
Herman, the former security guard came walking by with his
buddy and a couple of ladies friends. They are all black.

When the dog starts barking loudly, Herman says, "They
like dark meat." We all started laughing. Then my brother
commented, "Being that it's Thandsgiving". And everyone
errupted again.

It was a fun day. I'm waiting for a calmer day so I can finish
shrinking the film.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Actually my puppy is one of the best chick magnets ever!
Great conversation starter and I've actually had dates with two ladies
I've met while walking my dog!

So when are you getting a dog Bart? :-)

Just Kidding! :-)

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message
...
Interesting.

"Donal" wrote

"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Well bud..... I just finalized a deal for a Schipperke with the
kennel....
a 4mth old pup. She'll be arriving next week. I'll keep you posted.

Pets are nothing more than substitutes for a woman. You wouldn't need a
dog if you were a heterosexual male with a decent sperm count!!
Donal

PING Joe..
 

"Donal" wrote in message

I've had a life (27 years ..so far) with a woman that I met while I wasn't
walking a dog.

I had a wife!!! What the hell got into your mind not to 'Trade Up" after
the odometer clocked over??

Look Donal... the deal breaker is when they go to brood and want offspring
and a home. That's when any rational man weighs the consequences involved in
swallowing the anchor or sailing off.

You tryin' to tell me you have a more fulfilled life because you have a
mate?

I'll favour my life of travel, adventure and limited obligations over your
family bliss anyday.

CM

PING Joe..
 

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
I've been thinking about a dog for a while.

It's a 15 year commitment.... something to consider.


These are not little dogs. Both have weighed over a
hundred pounds at one point. The bigger maxed out a 118
lbs.


My dog ain't gonna be bigger than 30lbs..... the Rhodesian is a 100lbs of
lion hunter...fast & strong.
Which one do you think will have a better time on a sailboat?

Anyway, it is fun to have the dogs around, but the barking
got old--it was such a nice day, everyone was walking or
driving by scoping out the activity and prepping their own
boats for the winter.

That's the owner not establishing a proper protocol for the dogs.


Have you looked at any specific breeds yet?
I'd go with a purebred from a registered kennel.


CM

PING Joe..
 

Your schipperke should max out at 16-18 unless you just picked the
biggest of the litter.

joe

PING Joe..
 

The Schipperke will the family farm dog and companion for my mother. It's
arriving tomorrow.

I have a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, 4 months old.

CM

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Your schipperke should max out at 16-18 unless you just picked the
biggest of the litter.

joe

PING Joe..
 

"Donal" wrote


I've had a life (27 years ..so far) with a woman that's a dog.


Poor Regards

Donal


Woof!

PING Joe..
 

"Donal" wrote


I wouldn't need a dog if I could find a
homosexual male with a decent sperm count!!


Regards

Donal
--


Woof!

PING Joe..
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote


I've had a life (27 years ..so far) with a woman that's a dog.


Poor Regards

Donal


Woof!

Tsk, tsk, Scotty!

You can be witty without stooping so low.


Regards


Donal
--

PING Joe..
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

I've had a life (27 years ..so far) with a woman that I met while I
wasn't
walking a dog.

I had a wife!!! What the hell got into your mind not to 'Trade Up" after
the odometer clocked over??

Look Donal... the deal breaker is when they go to brood and want
offspring
and a home. That's when any rational man weighs the consequences involved
in
swallowing the anchor or sailing off.

You tryin' to tell me you have a more fulfilled life because you have a
mate?

Yes!!!!! Absolutely!!!




I'll favour my life of travel, adventure and limited obligations over your
family bliss anyday.

Different folks .... different strokes...

I enjoy my cup of tea in the morning .. I love the fact that I don't have
to bother with domestic bills .. I find clean shirts in my wardrobe every
day.
All I have to do is earn the money.

What more could a man (or a woman) want?


Regards


Donal
--

PING Joe..
 

"Donal" wrote in message

I enjoy my cup of tea in the morning .. I love the fact that I don't have
to bother with domestic bills .. I find clean shirts in my wardrobe every
day.
All I have to do is earn the money.

What more could a man (or a woman) want?

Jeeeez Donal..... I wouldn't let my wife to do that when I was married.
Chores were 50/50 and I earned 80% of the combined wages. Weekends I served
her breakfast in bed and massages/foot rubs were performed on demand as she
required. I took her to places and countries she only dreamed of visiting
and protected her all times.

The deal breaker was the white picket fence , mortgage and kids.

I don't do "routine" very well..... so it's not what this "man" wants at
all.

I'm just happy you are satisfied with what you have...

....as little as tea, toast and laundry will provide. :-)

CM

PING Joe..
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

I enjoy my cup of tea in the morning .. I love the fact that I don't
have
to bother with domestic bills .. I find clean shirts in my wardrobe
every
day.
All I have to do is earn the money.

What more could a man (or a woman) want?

Jeeeez Donal..... I wouldn't let my wife to do that when I was married.
Chores were 50/50 and I earned 80% of the combined wages.

You don't understand women at all!!
You should make the feel that they are useful. That means that you should
be incapable of looking after yourself!


I earn 100% of the wages, and I do 0% of the chores. ... That way we both
need each other ... we function as a team.


Weekends I served
her breakfast in bed and massages/foot rubs were performed on demand as
she
required.


Wrong....Wrong.....Wrong!!!!

At weekends, I get a cup of tea in bed, just like I do on weekdays.

I get the impression that you don't know how to make a woman feel useful.


I took her to places and countries she only dreamed of visiting
and protected her all times.

The deal breaker was the white picket fence , mortgage and kids.

I don't do "routine" very well..... so it's not what this "man" wants at
all.

I'm just happy you are satisfied with what you have...

...as little as tea, toast and laundry will provide. :-)

Tea, toast and laundry are all that I need..... and a companion who will
come sailing with me.

What more could a man want?



Regards


Donal
--

PING Joe..
 

"Donal" wrote

Tea, toast and laundry are all that I need.....

What more could a man want?


I'd tell you, but you'd probably think that it's ''yucky''.

SV

PING Joe..
 

"Donal" wrote in message
You don't understand women at all!!
You should make the feel that they are useful. That means that you
should
be incapable of looking after yourself!

The "Bumbling Idiot" routine is a hard route to take when your reputation
disputes the logic of that role. I'm glad you seem capable of carrying it
off so well.

I earn 100% of the wages, and I do 0% of the chores. ... That way we both
need each other ... we function as a team.

Boy are you confused..... it's supposed to be you let them take a job so
they feel valuable.... the very fact you pay them attention is to make them
grateful. It's a team as long as the woman understands I'm not the wheel
dog.

Wrong....Wrong.....Wrong!!!!

Plenty RIGHT ... when you get serviced properly!


At weekends, I get a cup of tea in bed, just like I do on weekdays.

I understand some men at your age tend to prefer a cup of tea to......

I get the impression that you don't know how to make a woman feel useful.

No Sweat Donal... just _Use_ Them!! :-)

Tea, toast and laundry are all that I need..... and a companion who will
come sailing with me.

That stipulates the obvious Donal... she is either fetching ... or she
fetches well..... the latter can be found anywhere.


What more could a man want?

You'd be amazed.......

CM

PING Joe..
 

In article oHPgf.127852$S4.38305@edtnps84, Capt.Mooron
wrote:

"Donal" wrote in message
You don't understand women at all!!
You should make the feel that they are useful. That means that you
should
be incapable of looking after yourself!

The "Bumbling Idiot" routine is a hard route to take when your reputation
disputes the logic of that role. I'm glad you seem capable of carrying it
off so well.

Heh. Question is whether Donal has learned to be incompetent, or
whether he never learned to be competent.

There are only 2 things that women can do that I can't, and I can
legally hire one of those services. The other I no longer require, as I
have no desire for more offspring.

That means that, to feel useful, they need to excel in providing a
skill or service that I actually need and want - and it isn't cooking
or balancing a cheque book.

PDW

PING Joe..
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:B%0gf.119750$S4.61921@edtnps84...
It's a second rate troll at best but the pickin's are few and far between
so
I'll bite...

"Donal" wrote in message

You need to become a father:-

Like I told them.. not without DNA evidence and a 100% positive match.


"The findings of this study suggest women without children or whose
children
are grown have stronger relationships with companion animals than those
women with young children.

Studys have also confirmed a steady diet of sugar will give mice
cancer....
and drinking too much water can kill you.... and eggs are bad for you...
and
coffee is bad for you... and salt is bad for you.... and, Oh well,
anyways,
you get my drift.

Although recently it has been proven that too much sex can indeed make you
go blind ... as explained by the lawsuits against Viagra! Do you wear
glasses Donal?

I've started wearing reading glasses -- like all my friends!! It happens at
the age of 46.



Further study looking at the relationships of
male pet owners and of female pet owners with children would be
necessary
in
order to validate this hypothesis."

Heh... Why don't I ask one of the neices and nephews that come over daily
after school what they think about it?? I think my neice already stated
"You just can't have too many puppies!"



Pets are nothing more than substitutes for children.

I can't agree.....

Of course not! You don't have any children.


that premise would validate that sex is nothing more
than a substitute for sailing.

Don't you think that sailing can be almost as good as sex?


Regards


Donal
--