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Bob Crantz
 
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Default Robbie still punch drunk!

Yup, he's still punch drunk from getting slapped around with a large rotted
mackeral!

I don't think we'll be hearing him boasting about how fast his boat is
anymore. That's because he's finally realized that it will take a high level
of sailing skill to get the boat to perform at its rating. Looking at the
race results from the years, it appears there's only one or two persons that
can get consistent winning performance of the 35s5 - which is what it is
designed to do! The rest are also rans that fail miserably, just like
Robbie realizes he will be doing. It's like giving an accurized sniper rifle
to someone with cataracts and gluacoma. It one thing to have poor/mediocre
sailing skills on an anonymous boat putzing about the bay, but it is another
to advertise it to the world on the internet and then demonstrate it aboard
"the fastest racing cruiser on LIS!" . With the 35s5 there will be no
hindrances, it will truly be an extension of his abilities. I'm afraid it
will be analogous to the extension of his sexual abilities - a dull, biege
piece of plastic with straps (and soaked with rancid vegetable oils!)! Oh
the humiliation!!!!

Amen!


 
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