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Bob Crantz November 15th 05 02:23 PM

Robbie still punch drunk!
 
Yup, he's still punch drunk from getting slapped around with a large rotted
mackeral!

I don't think we'll be hearing him boasting about how fast his boat is
anymore. That's because he's finally realized that it will take a high level
of sailing skill to get the boat to perform at its rating. Looking at the
race results from the years, it appears there's only one or two persons that
can get consistent winning performance of the 35s5 - which is what it is
designed to do! The rest are also rans that fail miserably, just like
Robbie realizes he will be doing. It's like giving an accurized sniper rifle
to someone with cataracts and gluacoma. It one thing to have poor/mediocre
sailing skills on an anonymous boat putzing about the bay, but it is another
to advertise it to the world on the internet and then demonstrate it aboard
"the fastest racing cruiser on LIS!" . With the 35s5 there will be no
hindrances, it will truly be an extension of his abilities. I'm afraid it
will be analogous to the extension of his sexual abilities - a dull, biege
piece of plastic with straps (and soaked with rancid vegetable oils!)! Oh
the humiliation!!!!

Amen!



Capt. Rob November 15th 05 04:06 PM

Robbie still punch drunk!
 
I'm afraid it
will be analogous to the extension of his sexual abilities


Ahhh, poor Choice and point of attack, Bob.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/leaves4weby.jpg

Look at that beautiful kid! My sperm is premium stuff!


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty November 15th 05 11:29 PM

Robbie still punch drunk!
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Yup, he's still punch drunk from getting slapped around with a

large rotted
mackeral!

I don't think we'll be hearing him boasting about how fast his

boat is
anymore.



''his boat''? Does Rob own a boat?
SV



Capt. Rob November 15th 05 11:48 PM

Robbie still punch drunk!
 
''his boat''? Does Rob own a boat?


Who's "Rob?"


RB
35s5
NY



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