My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

http://www.pmpluster.com
http://www.pmpluster.com/instruction...er-finish.html
I have just discovered the best boating product ever invented. It has
transformed my dear old boat into a BEAUTY ("Message in a Bottle". She
was so faded out and discolored and I rarely ever get this excited over
product. But this
was worth every cent! I'm gonna try to figure out other things around
my home that I can use it on! I'll report back. Copy and go to the
links. YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY! Lynn in Charlotte, NC

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Looks like SPAM. Sounds like SPAM. Must be SPAM.

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

I tried this stuff on my 1962 criscraft and it made the red fiberglass
turn pink and the colors ran onto the white, It took several hour
buffing my a Mikata angle grinder to get the white powder residue off.
Be careful around the house it will rott your carpet, crack leather,
eat thru levi's bluejeans and totally mess up anything made of
fiberglass.

I got mine from Lil Stevies Ship chandlery in London.

Joe

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The bitch even had the stones to send me an e-mail stating that she
wasn't SPAMMING.

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

We bought some of that stuff at the yard and applied it to several old
boats deemed un-sellable. After some hard work we found that it did
indeed restore luster to the boats. But the problem was that it smelled
of fish guts mixed with rotten egg and poodle vomit. It was bad enough
to effect business so we launched the boats and scuttled them near Hart
Island.


RB
35s5
NY

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The bitch even had the stones to send me an e-mail stating that she
wasn't SPAMMING.


Wow! Outside of overdo credit card calls, a GIRL actually contacted
Loco! Look at him try to act cool about it!

RB
35s5
NY

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STOP! JUST STOP!
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From: "acoolway2sayit"
Subject: Faded Old Fiberglass Boat - TRANSFORMED!
Date: Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:04:48 -0800

This whole thing has become insane! I Want it to Stop! I'll share a
nice message from FREDO and then my response. If anyone wants to look
at the 11 messages I've posted over the years, then you know that I'm
NOT making any money from Spamming... I have gotten more nasty e-mails.
I did get a response from the Company and they can share with anyone
my ticket of sale.. BTW, I thought I bought it 6 months ago in SC, but
it was closer to a year. I've been busy, raising 2 beautiful children
and trying to keep the Cheerios on the table. I do not even have any
time for getting on the water. But it's nice to play on my boat every
now and then. I guess, in retrospect, I should have learned that I
could have responded directly to people and not post. I did that,
actually and got some really horrible responses. I want to extend my
apology to JimH for snapping back at him the way I did. I was totally
ignorant! Well... have a wonderful day and get ready for a wonderful
Thanks Giving. We all have so much in which we should give thanks.
Lynn Cooper, aka, www.therealinrealestate.com (I'm NOT SPAMMING!!!!
HONEST)

p.s., My brother-in-law needed help with informing Truckers about the
new Employment Kiosk he put into 7 truck stops nation wide. You will
notice that I have posted messages on Trucking sites. Not one person
there assaulted me!
JimH Provided the following link: http://tinyurl.com/9lkpe (11
Messages Total)


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Date: Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:10:15 -0800 (PST)
From: "Lynn Cooper (AR)"
Subject: Faded Old Fiberglass Boat - TRANSFORMED!
To: "Fredo"

Thanks you so much for your kind words. It must have been that second
glass of Merlot that made react so poorly to JimH. I posted to these
sites and got a whole storm on really horrible e-mails. They did not
stop. Some man wrote me my personal and business e-mail with such
vulgarity and downright meanness. I immediately wanted to fight back.
Then it just got worse and worse. They started attacking from all
angles. Another man looked up my IP address and researched my postings
then contacted me. Some idiots gave false testimony about the product
itself (joking). It's amazing how "hip" it is to instantly attack
people in an on-line arena. It's shocking and hurtful. Some of these
people have individually posted over 10,000 entries. Some guy on
alt.sailing.asa, the one with over 10,000 postings called me a referred
to me as a bitch.

Well... I'm a single mother and a recent cancer survivor and just
someone who did not realize that I was not supposed to put a testimony
about a good product that helped me on the post. Rather... I'm
supposed to pontificate on a boating site about politics and bread and
spaghetti recipes. That's acceptable to them. How sad is that? I'll
bet some of those people do not even own a boat!

Here's a little about the story I've been living since taking a call
from a desperate woman on Sept 7, 2005. I just finished finding the
9th family a car and a home.
http://www.home.earthlink.net/~there.../30seconds.htm You
can only imagine, that I barely have any time go boat. I grew up on
them in the midwest. I now own a 18' Catalina Capri (1985).

I learned a valuable lesson on Monday. And it was not a nice one. I
also wrote the Company about what happened and I guess they might
respond. Maybe not.
But, thanks for your genuine kindness. Believe it or not, one thread
went to over 55 mostly malicous messages. They researched me more...
then it got even more twisted. Do these people think I cannot research
them? I got 5 calls yesterday with hang-ups. Are these nasty old bored
people with no lifes? Why is hatred so easy? Can you help me STOP
this?

I welcome any of these guys to google "therealinrealestate." They
would not see postings reflective of anything like who they are.

Lynn Cooper
Charlotte, NC

alt.sailing.asa (245)

rec.boats (328)

rec.boats.cruising (81)

rec.boats.marketplace


rec.boats.building (23)

can.rec.boating

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1 acoolway2sayit Nov 14
2 acoolway2sayit Nov 14
3 *JimH* Nov 14
4 acoolway2sayit Nov 14
5 *JimH* Nov 14
6 acoolway2sayit Nov 14
7 acoolway2sayit Nov 14
8 *JimH* Nov 14
9 acoolway2sayit Nov 14
10 *JimH* Nov 14
11 Nov 14
12 *JimH* Nov 14
13 *JimH* Nov 14
14 Nov 14
15 acoolway2sayit Nov 15
16 Skipper Nov 15
17 Harry Krause Nov 15
18 Skipper Nov 15
19 Harry Krause Nov 15
20 Nov 15
21 John H. Nov 15
22 *JimH* Nov 15
23 Harry Krause Nov 15
24 Nov 15
25 Nov 15
26 Skipper Nov 15
27 Nov 15
28 Harry Krause Nov 15
29 Nov 15
30 Harry Krause Nov 15
31 Sir Rodney Smithers Nov 15
32 Nov 15
33 Harry Krause Nov 15
34 Sir Rodney Smithers Nov 15
35 John H. Nov 15
36 Skipper Nov 15
37 Harry Krause Nov 15
38 Skipper Nov 15
39 Harry Krause Nov 15
40 Don White Nov 15
41 Nov 15
42 Harry Krause Nov 15
43 Gene Kearns Nov 15
44 Skipper Nov 15
45 Harry Krause Nov 15
46 Gene Kearns Nov 15
47 Skipper Nov 16
48 Harry Krause Nov 16
49 Nov 15
50 Harry Krause Nov 15
51 *JimH* Nov 15
52 Sir Rodney Smithers Nov 15
53 acoolway2sayit Nov 14
54 acoolway2sayit Nov 14
55 Jim Nov 14
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1 therealinrealestate Nov 14
2 rgnmstr Nov 14
3 Joe Nov 14
4 rgnmstr Nov 14
5 Capt. Rob Nov 15
6 Capt. Rob Nov 15
__________________________________________________ ___
My Faded Old Fiberglass Boat - TRANSFORMED!
1 acoolway2sayit Nov 14
2 Danny Nov 14
3 d parker Nov 15
__________________________________________________ ______
Fredo wrote:
Don't get in a urinating contest with these guys all they do all day is
look
for someone to pick a flame war with.
Fredo

----- Original Message -----
From: "acoolway2sayit"
Newsgroups: rec.boats
Sent: Monday, November 14, 2005 8:31 PM
Subject: Faded Old Fiberglass Boat - TRANSFORMED!


PS: I Sell RealEstate Not Boat Products!









"Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed
to help you discover who you are." -- Bernice Reagon



Capt. Rob wrote:
The bitch even had the stones to send me an e-mail stating that she
wasn't SPAMMING.


Wow! Outside of overdo credit card calls, a GIRL actually contacted
Loco! Look at him try to act cool about it!

RB
35s5
NY

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P.S. WOULD YOU EVER SHOW YOUR POSTS TO YOUR WIFE OR CHILDREN? WHAT IF
THEY JUST DECIDED TO LOOK ONE DAY. WOULD YOU BE PROUD OF YOURSELF?
NONE OF MY POSTINGS ALL 13 NOW WOULD BE AS REVEALING AS YOURS HAVE
BEEN! YOU A REALLY FINE PERSON! HAVE A GOOD LIFE... BE THANKFUL FOR
EVERY THING YOU HAVE.

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

WHAT IF
THEY JUST DECIDED TO LOOK ONE DAY. WOULD YOU BE PROUD OF YOURSELF?


I'm very proud of my posts and others made by regulars here on
Alt.sailing.asa, especially those from Scotty and Mooron.


RB
35s5
NY

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How long have you had your Catalina?

Dont take anything you read on ASA seriously. Sorry if we hurt your
feelings, many just want to keep asa Spam free.

Joe

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

I just got it! And, I walk around it lots just scratching my head and
saying, what was I thinking??? I grew up on large cabin crusers as a
child (lakes). My late father had a passion for sailing. So do I...
But, I'm just starting and need lessons and lots of help. To be
honest, I'm intimidated by it right now and am thankful it's Winter so
I can do lots of reading and figure out the places I want to go with it
within a 50 mile radius. There are three lakes. Lake Norman is
probably the best. Actually, it was between getting this and a horse.
I may end up selling the boat and buying the horse!

Thanks for being nice. And, again... I stumbled into this forum...
I've never posted. I was sooooooooooo excited about getting the boat
cleaned up. I can clean it... but I cannot sail it. By the way...
I've named her... "My Passion."

Lynn
aka: www.therealinrealestate.com

and P.S. That Luster Stuff Really Works! I swear!

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

You might get together with Doug here. He's local to you and sails all
kinds of boats. I'm sure he would be happy to show you the basics. He
needs to sail more, since he spent all his boat money on a trawler.

The best place to learn is on the boat, not in books.

Is your boat rigged and in the water? Do you have sails? Did the
previous owner show you anything?

Joe

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Is he cute? Is he single? I'm tall... is he over 6'?Does he use
p-m-p Luster Finish from http://www.pmpluster.com?
Please elaborate!
Lynn
:-) Thanks for being so nice!

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Is he cute? Is he single? I'm tall... is he over 6'?Does he use
p-m-p Luster Finish from http://www.pmpluster.com?
Please elaborate!
Lynn
:-) Thanks for being so nice!

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Lynn... don't be a Bitch... that's Spam!

CM

"therealinrealestate" wrote in message
oups.com...
Is he cute? Is he single? I'm tall... is he over 6'?Does he use
p-m-p Luster Finish from http://www.pmpluster.com?
Please elaborate!
Lynn
:-) Thanks for being so nice!

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Lynn,

Don't know what he looks like. He's married. I thought I mentioned he
had a trawler:0)

But he can show you how to sail. If his wife will let him on a boat
with a lovely 6 ft tall redhead.

Sounds like you need to meet the world famous Capt. Neal. he's shoving
off to the Bahamas soon and needs a good first mate. Most likey he has
a home made formula brewed in his cedar bucket for removing oxidation
and restoring luster.

Joe

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Lynn,

Mooron's single and will teach you to sail as well. Right Mooron?
If he can get across the border.

Joe

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Joe, Neal sounds great! However, I still have a half of a bottle left
of my http://www.pmpluster.com/images/page-layout-2-ir_24.jpg!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell Capt. Moron!

Joe, on another note... this site just sucks you into the muck and mire
of Nasty Folks! But there are some nice ones too. I'm home recovering
from flu today... I've got to get off of this COMPUTER!

Be good Joe... Enjoy your holidays. Wow... Christmas shopping
officially starts next week!!!!

L.

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

The only thing "Lynn" needs teaching on is how to fabricate a believable
storyline....

As far as tall women go..... I'm 5'10" & 170lbs... no problem... I got my
own XL-piton and all the climbing gear they can handle.


CM


"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Lynn,

Mooron's single and will teach you to sail as well. Right Mooron?
If he can get across the border.

Joe

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

The Boob will give her a good home. He likes teenage runaway skanks
and her newsgroup SPAMMING business will fit right at home with the do
nothing jobs that he keeps trying. Plus with her height she can be
used to test V berths for proper length. It's Boobsies dream girl.

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

Don't be so thick.

She was excited about a product, not spamming, until attacked by you
cad's!
She fought back, by shoving more spam in your nasty muggs. Go booo
hooo in the corner.

Might make a good sailor.... has the right attitude.

Joe

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

She was excited about a product, not spamming, until attacked by you

cad's!

Come on Joe. Wanna buy a bridge? She has never posted to this group
in the past and shows up the first time with a made for late night TV
pitch and 2 links. You can check other groups too if you like.

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

BTW Joe, you might have noticed that I shared my professional
affiliations and additional information about me. Who is Capt. Mooron?
Who is rgnmster? Who is Capt. Rob? Are they for real? I have nothing
to hide!

I'm outta here. Bye Boys!

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

Hey some people are just that way when excited about a product that
really works.

I'm not saying it's right to SPAM, I just do not think that was her
intentions.

She just bought a new small sailboat and was impressed with the product
and did a nice thing in letting all you plastic boat owners know there
is a product that will buff up your faded inferior hulls.

Joe

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

"Joe" wrote in message

Might make a good sailor.... has the right attitude.

Might be you're being had...

Look Joe... everyone trying to promote or sell anything here has always been
treated the same... before you can post here you have to pass a trial by
fire. How naive would a real person have to be to post here without reading
some of the posts first? Why would you not introduce yourself first and
then present your opinion or suggestion? Really... it's only polite.

Writing to the poster to complain is a Pansy's Revenge and totally uncalled
for.

Capt. Mooron
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste"

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

"therealinrealestate" wrote in message
Who is Capt. Mooron?

Heh you asked..... [I luv it when they ask that...]

Capt. Mooron - Spawned in the Dark Humid Jungles of the African Congo.....
Forged on the Rugged North Atlantic... and Tempered by the Cold Arctic
Ice!""

When you walk by me... keep on your toes and watch your step.... I eat
Redheads for breakfast Darlin....

CM

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

Yeah... You shouldent do that here BTW, some physco like BB might steal
your ID.

Mooron is a Canook frozen in about now, He has a fine sailboat and
knows how to party.
If you have ever seen a Dudley Dooright cartoon Mooron looks like zee
french canadian vearing the red tobboggon wiff ze ax slung over hizzz
shouldeer.

Rob is a NYer who has no boat yet, all his contact information can be
found here as well. If you send him a freezer magnet he will include it
in his latest novel.

Joe

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yeah... You shouldent do that here BTW, some physco like BB might steal
your ID.

Mooron is a Canook frozen in about now, He has a fine sailboat and
knows how to party.
If you have ever seen a Dudley Dooright cartoon Mooron looks like zee
french canadian vearing the red tobboggon wiff ze ax slung over hizzz
shouldeer.

Pardon Me??!! I'm Belgian not French.

http://community.webshots.com/user/overproof

CM

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

You keep saying that!

Joe

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
You keep saying that!

Seems you need things repeated often to get thru that thick Texan Skull....

CM

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

OzOne wrote in message
What's the difference, they both tend to be arrogant, eat chocolate
and pastries.

We drink beer... the French only wine!

CM

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

In article , OzOne wrote:
On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 21:22:07 GMT, "Capt.Mooron"
scribbled thusly:



Pardon Me??!! I'm Belgian not French.

http://community.webshots.com/user/overproof

CM


What's the difference, they both tend to be arrogant, eat chocolate
and pastries.

Don't do it Ozzy... Mooron will get angry!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

In article u9Nef.146685$Io.14784@clgrps13,
Capt.Mooron wrote:
Look Joe... everyone trying to promote or sell anything here has always been
treated the same... before you can post here you have to pass a trial by
fire. How naive would a real person have to be to post here without reading
some of the posts first? Why would you not introduce yourself first and
then present your opinion or suggestion? Really... it's only polite.

Writing to the poster to complain is a Pansy's Revenge and totally uncalled
for.

Now that is truly funny!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Now that is truly funny!

Sheesh Jon..... you posted not only the civic address but phone number of a
person for one spam! Then you acted like you were doing everyone a favour!

I have never contacted you as far as I know unless I inadvertantly hit the
"reply" as opposed to "reply group" button.

Then you sent numerous complaints to my iSP for calling you "Gay"..... and
Ganzy... you are definitely as queer as a three dollar bill. You are about
as gay a personality as I've ever seen post... you are so effeminate and
frail as to make women seem manly by comparison.

CM

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

In article uJOef.146731$Io.45439@clgrps13,
Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Now that is truly funny!

Sheesh Jon..... you posted not only the civic address but phone number of a
person for one spam! Then you acted like you were doing everyone a favour!

What are you talking about? I never intentionally posted anyone's
address or phone number of any regular on this newsgroup.

I have never contacted you as far as I know unless I inadvertantly hit the
"reply" as opposed to "reply group" button.

Why would I mind if you did or didn't?

Then you sent numerous complaints to my iSP for calling you "Gay"..... and
Ganzy... you are definitely as queer as a three dollar bill. You are about
as gay a personality as I've ever seen post... you are so effeminate and
frail as to make women seem manly by comparison.

Sorry, but never complained to your ISP for calling me gay.

You're a very angry person. I'm sorry for you, but I did NOT get you
booted off your service. You're obviously still here, so what the f*ck
is your problem?


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

You're obviously still here, so what the f*ck
is your problem?

You sound like an angry person Jon.... you should seek professional help!
You have "issues" that need to be resolved.

CM

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

In article EyPef.146748$Io.48293@clgrps13,
Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

You're obviously still here, so what the f*ck
is your problem?

You sound like an angry person Jon.... you should seek professional help!
You have "issues" that need to be resolved.

You're the one who's angry my boy. You're blaming me for all your
ills, lying the whole way. It really makes you look quite pathetic.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

You're the one who's angry my boy. You're blaming me for all your
ills, lying the whole way. It really makes you look quite pathetic.

Yes Jon... everyone else is mad and you're the only well adjusted
person...... S-U-R-E!!!!

CM

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

In article YoQef.146762$Io.80008@clgrps13,
Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

You're the one who's angry my boy. You're blaming me for all your
ills, lying the whole way. It really makes you look quite pathetic.

Yes Jon... everyone else is mad and you're the only well adjusted
person...... S-U-R-E!!!!

It's now time for you to apologize to me. You LIED or are very
confused about your assertion that I deliberately posted someone's
address and phone number.

Are you man enough to admit you're wrong? I doubt it.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

When you walk by me... hold your nose and watch your step.... I
****
my breakfast Darlin....

CM