My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

I just got it! And, I walk around it lots just scratching my head and
saying, what was I thinking??? I grew up on large cabin crusers as a
child (lakes). My late father had a passion for sailing. So do I...
But, I'm just starting and need lessons and lots of help. To be
honest, I'm intimidated by it right now and am thankful it's Winter so
I can do lots of reading and figure out the places I want to go with it
within a 50 mile radius. There are three lakes. Lake Norman is
probably the best. Actually, it was between getting this and a horse.
I may end up selling the boat and buying the horse!

Thanks for being nice. And, again... I stumbled into this forum...
I've never posted. I was sooooooooooo excited about getting the boat
cleaned up. I can clean it... but I cannot sail it. By the way...
I've named her... "My Passion."

Lynn
aka: www.therealinrealestate.com

and P.S. That Luster Stuff Really Works! I swear!

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

You might get together with Doug here. He's local to you and sails all
kinds of boats. I'm sure he would be happy to show you the basics. He
needs to sail more, since he spent all his boat money on a trawler.

The best place to learn is on the boat, not in books.

Is your boat rigged and in the water? Do you have sails? Did the
previous owner show you anything?

Joe

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Is he cute? Is he single? I'm tall... is he over 6'?Does he use
p-m-p Luster Finish from http://www.pmpluster.com?
Please elaborate!
Lynn
:-) Thanks for being so nice!

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Is he cute? Is he single? I'm tall... is he over 6'?Does he use
p-m-p Luster Finish from http://www.pmpluster.com?
Please elaborate!
Lynn
:-) Thanks for being so nice!

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Lynn... don't be a Bitch... that's Spam!

CM

"therealinrealestate" wrote in message
oups.com...
Is he cute? Is he single? I'm tall... is he over 6'?Does he use
p-m-p Luster Finish from http://www.pmpluster.com?
Please elaborate!
Lynn
:-) Thanks for being so nice!

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Lynn,

Don't know what he looks like. He's married. I thought I mentioned he
had a trawler:0)

But he can show you how to sail. If his wife will let him on a boat
with a lovely 6 ft tall redhead.

Sounds like you need to meet the world famous Capt. Neal. he's shoving
off to the Bahamas soon and needs a good first mate. Most likey he has
a home made formula brewed in his cedar bucket for removing oxidation
and restoring luster.

Joe

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Lynn,

Mooron's single and will teach you to sail as well. Right Mooron?
If he can get across the border.

Joe

My Boat Looked Like #%&*!!!!! Faded, Stained Sails! Now Transformed!
 

Joe, Neal sounds great! However, I still have a half of a bottle left
of my http://www.pmpluster.com/images/page-layout-2-ir_24.jpg!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell Capt. Moron!

Joe, on another note... this site just sucks you into the muck and mire
of Nasty Folks! But there are some nice ones too. I'm home recovering
from flu today... I've got to get off of this COMPUTER!

Be good Joe... Enjoy your holidays. Wow... Christmas shopping
officially starts next week!!!!

L.

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

The only thing "Lynn" needs teaching on is how to fabricate a believable
storyline....

As far as tall women go..... I'm 5'10" & 170lbs... no problem... I got my
own XL-piton and all the climbing gear they can handle.


CM


"Joe" wrote in message
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Lynn,

Mooron's single and will teach you to sail as well. Right Mooron?
If he can get across the border.

Joe

My Boat Looked Like Lynn!!!!! a Faded, Stained C&C 27
 

The Boob will give her a good home. He likes teenage runaway skanks
and her newsgroup SPAMMING business will fit right at home with the do
nothing jobs that he keeps trying. Plus with her height she can be
used to test V berths for proper length. It's Boobsies dream girl.