"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

Mooron, you have yet to score once against me.

Oh let's see just a few times I slapped you around in the past:

1- motorized router bits!
2 - Chrome anchor
3- injury picking up your byicycle
4 - grabbing a mooring in a gale as you were sailing by
5 - getting lost on your first big trip even though loaded with nav gear
6- rough weather sailing on the LIS


You were busted a long
time ago listening to your radio hiding from the rain. Did you think
anyone forgot?

Bob you don't go out if the wind is above 15 kts! Why sail in the rain?
I've sailed in a snow storm!


A Nordic 30 is a nice boat, and if I was financially
limited and too old to sail something fast and fun I might have
considered one.

It's a far better boat than the Dock Condo look-alike you claim to have now!


Luckily we were able to buy a much better performing
boat with a lot more room. Compared to my 35s5, you basically own a
boat like Neal's. When people step aboard, you can proclaim loudly,
Welcome to Jurassic Boat!

Bob... listen to yourself... you have a 15 year old Benneteau and act like
it's a 2004 Swan. Your vessel is a dated plastic dock Condo meant for near
coastal in protected water.

1- motorized router bits!
Scotty's invention.

2 - Chrome anchor
A typo instead of SS

3- injury picking up your byicycle
Ride and carry, which means carrying a bike up steep terain. You could
never do it.

4 - grabbing a mooring in a gale as you were sailing by
Never said a gale. It was just as a squall was starting to cook.

5 - getting lost on your first big trip even though loaded with nav
gear
Never happened, but funny!

6- rough weather sailing on the LIS
Rough weather can occur on the LIS and most bodies of protected water,
Mooron. Even lakes.

Educating Mooron...Part One!!!

RB
35s5
NY

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
1- motorized router bits!
Scotty's invention.

Nope... that was You Bob,,, you were trying to defend your use of a giant
"ariable speed" Grinder to polish your boat and came up with that gem !

2 - Chrome anchor
A typo instead of SS

Nope.... you claimed a friend was going to purchase you a gift of a
"Chromed" anchor!



3- injury picking up your byicycle
Ride and carry, which means carrying a bike up steep terain. You could
never do it.

You couldn't pick up a bike.... my latest injury was from chainsawing. You
don't even know how to run a chainsaw nor how physically taxing that work
is. Just ask Gilligan. That guy knows about hard work!


4 - grabbing a mooring in a gale as you were sailing by
Never said a gale. It was just as a squall was starting to cook.

Squall is a gale you dork... the only difference is the duration.


5 - getting lost on your first big trip even though loaded with nav
gear
Never happened, but funny!

Sure it did... you claimed to go back and forth for hours in front of a well
lit bay trying to determine if you were in the right spot. I had loads of
fun with you on that one!


6- rough weather sailing on the LIS
Rough weather can occur on the LIS and most bodies of protected water,
Mooron. Even lakes.

Bwahahahahahhaaaaaa.... yeah Bob... and for you its if the wind is over
15kts!


Educating Mooron...Part One!!!

You've got a lifetime to go before you can educate me on any topic regarding
actual sailing..... go ahead and quote your second hand info as bible fact
all you want... I'm 100 times the sailor you'll ever be.

Even Ganzy is a better sailor than you.... and that's not saying much!

CM

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

Mooron, you have yet to score once against me.

Oh let's see just a few times I slapped you around in the past:

1- motorized router bits!
2 - Chrome anchor
3- injury picking up your byicycle
4 - grabbing a mooring in a gale as you were sailing by
5 - getting lost on your first big trip even though loaded with
nav gear


To be fair to Bob, he forgot the batteries for the nav gear.

Scotty

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

Mooron, you have yet to score once against me.

Oh let's see just a few times I slapped you around in the past:

1- motorized router bits!
2 - Chrome anchor
3- injury picking up your byicycle
4 - grabbing a mooring in a gale as you were sailing by
5 - getting lost on your first big trip even though loaded with
nav gear


To be fair to Bob, he forgot the batteries for the nav gear.

Yeah he said he forgot the batteries for the GPS in the car... and he had no
spares!!! Lubber!! ...and he had a Radar, LCD Nav-Chart, Sounder, compass,
chrono, charts and a friggin' guide!!! Lost!!! Totally Lost... in a Harbour
no less!

CM

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message Last week I offered the
group the chance to STOP my trolling and abuse
of members. I was quite serious.
Not a single person wants me to stop. Not Mooron,

Heh Dude... my record stands... I always voted for you to stay and
troll..... I mean seriously... who would I have to slap around if you
left??? Ganzy??!!

Remember...when I finally decided to pony up and spend some scratch I
bought a nice fast cruiser racer.

It's a 15 year old Hunk'o DockCondo!!! It's cheap plastic and has an
imitation wood interior!! It positively sreams Cheap!!!
It's a wonder it hasn't been melted into Ping Pong Balls yet!

And it's not a boat so common that
I'll see one passing me every five seconds, Catalina 28 owners!

Face it... at a hundred yards it looks like a Catalina 28

It's
not a boat that requires a 400 mile passage to be worth sailing at all,
PDQ loafers!

It wouldn't last 400 miles!

It's not a dated tired design that looks like a TR7,
Express 30 owners. And it sure isn't a damn trawler!

It's a 15 year old French Boat.... and it'll sit at a dock in NYC making 2
hour cruises on the LIS.... cue the theme to "Gilligan's Island".....


Shame on you....and THANK YOU!!!

No shame Bob..... even though I ply the manly waters of the Rugged North
Atlantic..... while you sail in a sewage lagoon... don't be so hard on
yourself!

CM



Great post Mooron.

Sewage lagoon!

Amen!