You're all full of Kelp!
 

Last week I offered the group the chance to STOP my trolling and abuse
of members. I was quite serious.
Not a single person wants me to stop. Not Loco, Jeff, Doug or even John
C. Not Neal, Maxprop or Katie. Not Mooron, Ozzy or even Joe. No one.
So don't ever complain that I troll this group, or wonder why I use you
all for dodgeball targets, or belittle your sad little slow-boats to
China, or laugh at your aging women and puny fixed incomes that aren't
big enough to buy better boats!
Remember...when I finally decided to pony up and spend some scratch I
bought a nice fast cruiser racer. And it's not a boat so common that
I'll see one passing me every five seconds, Catalina 28 owners! It's
not a boat that requires a 400 mile passage to be worth sailing at all,
PDQ loafers! It's not a dated tired design that looks like a TR7,
Express 30 owners. And it sure isn't a damn trawler!

Shame on you....and THANK YOU!!!

Capt Robert B
35s5...the best performing boat here!
NY

You're all full of Kelp!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message Last week I offered the
group the chance to STOP my trolling and abuse
of members. I was quite serious.
Not a single person wants me to stop. Not Mooron,

Heh Dude... my record stands... I always voted for you to stay and
troll..... I mean seriously... who would I have to slap around if you
left??? Ganzy??!!

Remember...when I finally decided to pony up and spend some scratch I
bought a nice fast cruiser racer.

It's a 15 year old Hunk'o DockCondo!!! It's cheap plastic and has an
imitation wood interior!! It positively sreams Cheap!!!
It's a wonder it hasn't been melted into Ping Pong Balls yet!

And it's not a boat so common that
I'll see one passing me every five seconds, Catalina 28 owners!

Face it... at a hundred yards it looks like a Catalina 28

It's
not a boat that requires a 400 mile passage to be worth sailing at all,
PDQ loafers!

It wouldn't last 400 miles!

It's not a dated tired design that looks like a TR7,
Express 30 owners. And it sure isn't a damn trawler!

It's a 15 year old French Boat.... and it'll sit at a dock in NYC making 2
hour cruises on the LIS.... cue the theme to "Gilligan's Island".....


Shame on you....and THANK YOU!!!

No shame Bob..... even though I ply the manly waters of the Rugged North
Atlantic..... while you sail in a sewage lagoon... don't be so hard on
yourself!

CM

You're all full of Kelp!
 

No shame Bob..... even though I ply the manly waters of the Rugged


That may be your gayest post ever. No wonder you keep failing to get
anywhere picking at Ganzy. He clearly has your interest. You haven't
ply'd any waters. All you do is post here. You don't even daysail.
Enjoy your mooring!

RB
35s5
NY

You're all full of Kelp!
 

From someone who can't even get his stories straight.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:TSQdf.195627$ir4.173512@edtnps90...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message Last week I offered the
group the chance to STOP my trolling and abuse
of members. I was quite serious.
Not a single person wants me to stop. Not Mooron,

Heh Dude... my record stands... I always voted for you to stay and
troll..... I mean seriously... who would I have to slap around if you
left??? Ganzy??!!

Remember...when I finally decided to pony up and spend some scratch I
bought a nice fast cruiser racer.

It's a 15 year old Hunk'o DockCondo!!! It's cheap plastic and has an
imitation wood interior!! It positively sreams Cheap!!!
It's a wonder it hasn't been melted into Ping Pong Balls yet!

And it's not a boat so common that
I'll see one passing me every five seconds, Catalina 28 owners!

Face it... at a hundred yards it looks like a Catalina 28

It's
not a boat that requires a 400 mile passage to be worth sailing at all,
PDQ loafers!

It wouldn't last 400 miles!

It's not a dated tired design that looks like a TR7,
Express 30 owners. And it sure isn't a damn trawler!

It's a 15 year old French Boat.... and it'll sit at a dock in NYC making 2
hour cruises on the LIS.... cue the theme to "Gilligan's Island".....


Shame on you....and THANK YOU!!!

No shame Bob..... even though I ply the manly waters of the Rugged North
Atlantic..... while you sail in a sewage lagoon... don't be so hard on
yourself!

CM

You're all full of Kelp!
 

who would I have to slap around if you
left???


Mooron, you have yet to score once against me. You were busted a long
time ago listening to your radio hiding from the rain. Did you think
anyone forgot? A Nordic 30 is a nice boat, and if I was financially
limited and too old to sail something fast and fun I might have
considered one. Luckily we were able to buy a much better performing
boat with a lot more room. Compared to my 35s5, you basically own a
boat like Neal's. When people step aboard, you can proclaim loudly,
Welcome to Jurassic Boat!

RB
35s5
NY

You're all full of Kelp!
 

Capt. Rob wrote:
who would I have to slap around if you
left???


Mooron, you have yet to score once against me. You were busted a long
time ago listening to your radio hiding from the rain. Did you think
anyone forgot? A Nordic 30 is a nice boat, and if I was financially
limited and too old to sail something fast and fun I might have
considered one. Luckily we were able to buy a much better performing
boat with a lot more room. Compared to my 35s5, you basically own a
boat like Neal's. When people step aboard, you can proclaim loudly,
Welcome to Jurassic Boat!

RB
35s5
NY

I was just looking at a few 35s5's on Yacht World. First thing I
thought was the inside looked like the inside of a fridge.

Gaz

You're all full of Kelp!
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:TSQdf.195627$ir4.173512@edtnps90...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message Last week I offered the
group the chance to STOP my trolling and abuse
of members. I was quite serious.
Not a single person wants me to stop. Not Mooron,

Heh Dude... my record stands... I always voted for you to stay and
troll..... I mean seriously... who would I have to slap around if you
left??? Ganzy??!!

Remember...when I finally decided to pony up and spend some scratch I
bought a nice fast cruiser racer.

It's a 15 year old Hunk'o DockCondo!!! It's cheap plastic and has an
imitation wood interior!! It positively sreams Cheap!!!
It's a wonder it hasn't been melted into Ping Pong Balls yet!

And it's not a boat so common that
I'll see one passing me every five seconds, Catalina 28 owners!

Face it... at a hundred yards it looks like a Catalina 28

It's
not a boat that requires a 400 mile passage to be worth sailing at all,
PDQ loafers!

It wouldn't last 400 miles!

It's not a dated tired design that looks like a TR7,
Express 30 owners. And it sure isn't a damn trawler!

It's a 15 year old French Boat.... and it'll sit at a dock in NYC making 2
hour cruises on the LIS.... cue the theme to "Gilligan's Island".....


Shame on you....and THANK YOU!!!

No shame Bob..... even though I ply the manly waters of the Rugged North
Atlantic..... while you sail in a sewage lagoon... don't be so hard on
yourself!

CM



Great post Mooron.

Sewage lagoon!

Amen!

You're all full of Kelp!
 

"Gary" wrote in message
news:zKRdf.498430$1i.325385@pd7tw2no...
Capt. Rob wrote:
who would I have to slap around if you
left???


Mooron, you have yet to score once against me. You were busted a long
time ago listening to your radio hiding from the rain. Did you think
anyone forgot? A Nordic 30 is a nice boat, and if I was financially
limited and too old to sail something fast and fun I might have
considered one. Luckily we were able to buy a much better performing
boat with a lot more room. Compared to my 35s5, you basically own a
boat like Neal's. When people step aboard, you can proclaim loudly,
Welcome to Jurassic Boat!

RB
35s5
NY

I was just looking at a few 35s5's on Yacht World. First thing I
thought was the inside looked like the inside of a fridge.

Gaz

Yes, it has that white plastic appliance look, just like the K cars of the
80's.

You're all full of Kelp!
 

was just looking at a few 35s5's on Yacht World. First thing I
thought was the inside looked like the inside of a fridge.


This award winning interior looks like a fridge to you?

http://www.floridaboats.net/images/3.../slides/21.JPG
http://www.floridaboats.net/images/3.../slides/13.JPG

Man, I gotta see your fridge! BTW, those odd ports uncovered make her
interior one of the nicest for natural light.

RB
35s5...nicest boat in the group!
NY

You're all full of Kelp!
 

Capt. Rob wrote:
was just looking at a few 35s5's on Yacht World. First thing I
thought was the inside looked like the inside of a fridge.


This award winning interior looks like a fridge to you?

http://www.floridaboats.net/images/3.../slides/21.JPG
http://www.floridaboats.net/images/3.../slides/13.JPG

Man, I gotta see your fridge! BTW, those odd ports uncovered make her
interior one of the nicest for natural light.

RB
35s5...nicest boat in the group!
NY

Yup! Show us the head!
Pure Westinghouse!