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You're all full of Kelp!
Last week I offered the group the chance to STOP my trolling and abuse
of members. I was quite serious. Not a single person wants me to stop. Not Loco, Jeff, Doug or even John C. Not Neal, Maxprop or Katie. Not Mooron, Ozzy or even Joe. No one. So don't ever complain that I troll this group, or wonder why I use you all for dodgeball targets, or belittle your sad little slow-boats to China, or laugh at your aging women and puny fixed incomes that aren't big enough to buy better boats! Remember...when I finally decided to pony up and spend some scratch I bought a nice fast cruiser racer. And it's not a boat so common that I'll see one passing me every five seconds, Catalina 28 owners! It's not a boat that requires a 400 mile passage to be worth sailing at all, PDQ loafers! It's not a dated tired design that looks like a TR7, Express 30 owners. And it sure isn't a damn trawler! Shame on you....and THANK YOU!!! Capt Robert B 35s5...the best performing boat here! NY |
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message Last week I offered the group the chance to STOP my trolling and abuse of members. I was quite serious. Not a single person wants me to stop. Not Mooron, Heh Dude... my record stands... I always voted for you to stay and troll..... I mean seriously... who would I have to slap around if you left??? Ganzy??!! Remember...when I finally decided to pony up and spend some scratch I bought a nice fast cruiser racer. It's a 15 year old Hunk'o DockCondo!!! It's cheap plastic and has an imitation wood interior!! It positively sreams Cheap!!! It's a wonder it hasn't been melted into Ping Pong Balls yet! And it's not a boat so common that I'll see one passing me every five seconds, Catalina 28 owners! Face it... at a hundred yards it looks like a Catalina 28 It's not a boat that requires a 400 mile passage to be worth sailing at all, PDQ loafers! It wouldn't last 400 miles! It's not a dated tired design that looks like a TR7, Express 30 owners. And it sure isn't a damn trawler! It's a 15 year old French Boat.... and it'll sit at a dock in NYC making 2 hour cruises on the LIS.... cue the theme to "Gilligan's Island"..... Shame on you....and THANK YOU!!! No shame Bob..... even though I ply the manly waters of the Rugged North Atlantic..... while you sail in a sewage lagoon... don't be so hard on yourself! CM |
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No shame Bob..... even though I ply the manly waters of the Rugged
That may be your gayest post ever. No wonder you keep failing to get anywhere picking at Ganzy. He clearly has your interest. You haven't ply'd any waters. All you do is post here. You don't even daysail. Enjoy your mooring! RB 35s5 NY |
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From someone who can't even get his stories straight.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:TSQdf.195627$ir4.173512@edtnps90... "Capt. Rob" wrote in message Last week I offered the group the chance to STOP my trolling and abuse of members. I was quite serious. Not a single person wants me to stop. Not Mooron, Heh Dude... my record stands... I always voted for you to stay and troll..... I mean seriously... who would I have to slap around if you left??? Ganzy??!! Remember...when I finally decided to pony up and spend some scratch I bought a nice fast cruiser racer. It's a 15 year old Hunk'o DockCondo!!! It's cheap plastic and has an imitation wood interior!! It positively sreams Cheap!!! It's a wonder it hasn't been melted into Ping Pong Balls yet! And it's not a boat so common that I'll see one passing me every five seconds, Catalina 28 owners! Face it... at a hundred yards it looks like a Catalina 28 It's not a boat that requires a 400 mile passage to be worth sailing at all, PDQ loafers! It wouldn't last 400 miles! It's not a dated tired design that looks like a TR7, Express 30 owners. And it sure isn't a damn trawler! It's a 15 year old French Boat.... and it'll sit at a dock in NYC making 2 hour cruises on the LIS.... cue the theme to "Gilligan's Island"..... Shame on you....and THANK YOU!!! No shame Bob..... even though I ply the manly waters of the Rugged North Atlantic..... while you sail in a sewage lagoon... don't be so hard on yourself! CM |
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who would I have to slap around if you
left??? Mooron, you have yet to score once against me. You were busted a long time ago listening to your radio hiding from the rain. Did you think anyone forgot? A Nordic 30 is a nice boat, and if I was financially limited and too old to sail something fast and fun I might have considered one. Luckily we were able to buy a much better performing boat with a lot more room. Compared to my 35s5, you basically own a boat like Neal's. When people step aboard, you can proclaim loudly, Welcome to Jurassic Boat! RB 35s5 NY |
You're all full of Kelp!
Capt. Rob wrote:
who would I have to slap around if you left??? Mooron, you have yet to score once against me. You were busted a long time ago listening to your radio hiding from the rain. Did you think anyone forgot? A Nordic 30 is a nice boat, and if I was financially limited and too old to sail something fast and fun I might have considered one. Luckily we were able to buy a much better performing boat with a lot more room. Compared to my 35s5, you basically own a boat like Neal's. When people step aboard, you can proclaim loudly, Welcome to Jurassic Boat! RB 35s5 NY I was just looking at a few 35s5's on Yacht World. First thing I thought was the inside looked like the inside of a fridge. Gaz |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:TSQdf.195627$ir4.173512@edtnps90... "Capt. Rob" wrote in message Last week I offered the group the chance to STOP my trolling and abuse of members. I was quite serious. Not a single person wants me to stop. Not Mooron, Heh Dude... my record stands... I always voted for you to stay and troll..... I mean seriously... who would I have to slap around if you left??? Ganzy??!! Remember...when I finally decided to pony up and spend some scratch I bought a nice fast cruiser racer. It's a 15 year old Hunk'o DockCondo!!! It's cheap plastic and has an imitation wood interior!! It positively sreams Cheap!!! It's a wonder it hasn't been melted into Ping Pong Balls yet! And it's not a boat so common that I'll see one passing me every five seconds, Catalina 28 owners! Face it... at a hundred yards it looks like a Catalina 28 It's not a boat that requires a 400 mile passage to be worth sailing at all, PDQ loafers! It wouldn't last 400 miles! It's not a dated tired design that looks like a TR7, Express 30 owners. And it sure isn't a damn trawler! It's a 15 year old French Boat.... and it'll sit at a dock in NYC making 2 hour cruises on the LIS.... cue the theme to "Gilligan's Island"..... Shame on you....and THANK YOU!!! No shame Bob..... even though I ply the manly waters of the Rugged North Atlantic..... while you sail in a sewage lagoon... don't be so hard on yourself! CM Great post Mooron. Sewage lagoon! Amen! |
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"Gary" wrote in message news:zKRdf.498430$1i.325385@pd7tw2no... Capt. Rob wrote: who would I have to slap around if you left??? Mooron, you have yet to score once against me. You were busted a long time ago listening to your radio hiding from the rain. Did you think anyone forgot? A Nordic 30 is a nice boat, and if I was financially limited and too old to sail something fast and fun I might have considered one. Luckily we were able to buy a much better performing boat with a lot more room. Compared to my 35s5, you basically own a boat like Neal's. When people step aboard, you can proclaim loudly, Welcome to Jurassic Boat! RB 35s5 NY I was just looking at a few 35s5's on Yacht World. First thing I thought was the inside looked like the inside of a fridge. Gaz Yes, it has that white plastic appliance look, just like the K cars of the 80's. |
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was just looking at a few 35s5's on Yacht World. First thing I
thought was the inside looked like the inside of a fridge. This award winning interior looks like a fridge to you? http://www.floridaboats.net/images/3.../slides/21.JPG http://www.floridaboats.net/images/3.../slides/13.JPG Man, I gotta see your fridge! BTW, those odd ports uncovered make her interior one of the nicest for natural light. RB 35s5...nicest boat in the group! NY |
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Capt. Rob wrote:
was just looking at a few 35s5's on Yacht World. First thing I thought was the inside looked like the inside of a fridge. This award winning interior looks like a fridge to you? http://www.floridaboats.net/images/3.../slides/21.JPG http://www.floridaboats.net/images/3.../slides/13.JPG Man, I gotta see your fridge! BTW, those odd ports uncovered make her interior one of the nicest for natural light. RB 35s5...nicest boat in the group! NY Yup! Show us the head! Pure Westinghouse! |
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message Mooron, you have yet to score once against me. Oh let's see just a few times I slapped you around in the past: 1- motorized router bits! 2 - Chrome anchor 3- injury picking up your byicycle 4 - grabbing a mooring in a gale as you were sailing by 5 - getting lost on your first big trip even though loaded with nav gear 6- rough weather sailing on the LIS You were busted a long time ago listening to your radio hiding from the rain. Did you think anyone forgot? Bob you don't go out if the wind is above 15 kts! Why sail in the rain? I've sailed in a snow storm! A Nordic 30 is a nice boat, and if I was financially limited and too old to sail something fast and fun I might have considered one. It's a far better boat than the Dock Condo look-alike you claim to have now! Luckily we were able to buy a much better performing boat with a lot more room. Compared to my 35s5, you basically own a boat like Neal's. When people step aboard, you can proclaim loudly, Welcome to Jurassic Boat! Bob... listen to yourself... you have a 15 year old Benneteau and act like it's a 2004 Swan. Your vessel is a dated plastic dock Condo meant for near coastal in protected water. |
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1- motorized router bits!
Scotty's invention. 2 - Chrome anchor A typo instead of SS 3- injury picking up your byicycle Ride and carry, which means carrying a bike up steep terain. You could never do it. 4 - grabbing a mooring in a gale as you were sailing by Never said a gale. It was just as a squall was starting to cook. 5 - getting lost on your first big trip even though loaded with nav gear Never happened, but funny! 6- rough weather sailing on the LIS Rough weather can occur on the LIS and most bodies of protected water, Mooron. Even lakes. Educating Mooron...Part One!!! RB 35s5 NY |
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com... 1- motorized router bits! Scotty's invention. Nope... that was You Bob,,, you were trying to defend your use of a giant "ariable speed" Grinder to polish your boat and came up with that gem ! 2 - Chrome anchor A typo instead of SS Nope.... you claimed a friend was going to purchase you a gift of a "Chromed" anchor! 3- injury picking up your byicycle Ride and carry, which means carrying a bike up steep terain. You could never do it. You couldn't pick up a bike.... my latest injury was from chainsawing. You don't even know how to run a chainsaw nor how physically taxing that work is. Just ask Gilligan. That guy knows about hard work! 4 - grabbing a mooring in a gale as you were sailing by Never said a gale. It was just as a squall was starting to cook. Squall is a gale you dork... the only difference is the duration. 5 - getting lost on your first big trip even though loaded with nav gear Never happened, but funny! Sure it did... you claimed to go back and forth for hours in front of a well lit bay trying to determine if you were in the right spot. I had loads of fun with you on that one! 6- rough weather sailing on the LIS Rough weather can occur on the LIS and most bodies of protected water, Mooron. Even lakes. Bwahahahahahhaaaaaa.... yeah Bob... and for you its if the wind is over 15kts! Educating Mooron...Part One!!! You've got a lifetime to go before you can educate me on any topic regarding actual sailing..... go ahead and quote your second hand info as bible fact all you want... I'm 100 times the sailor you'll ever be. Even Ganzy is a better sailor than you.... and that's not saying much! CM |
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Never said a gale. It was just as a squall was starting to cook.
Squall is a gale you dork... the only difference is the duration. Yes, so they ARE different. Mooron, in your desperation you're sure making a fool of yourself. Sure it did... you claimed to go back and forth for hours in front of a well lit bay Not only did I not post that, The Cruising Guide to the New England Cost warns about it, especially at night in poor conditions due to it's lack of shore lights and narrow entrance. Page 197, folks. You lose again, Mooron! BWAHAHA! Bwahahahahahhaaaaaa.... yeah Bob... and for you its if the wind is over 15kts! Don't back out now! You said there's no rough weather on the sound! And folks...a gale and squall are the SAME according to Mooron...except he also says...they're different! RB 35s5 NY RB |
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com... Never said a gale. It was just as a squall was starting to cook. Squall is a gale you dork... the only difference is the duration. Yes, so they ARE different. Mooron, in your desperation you're sure making a fool of yourself. Windspeed Nah... Duration... Yeah! Duh! Sure it did... you claimed to go back and forth for hours in front of a well lit bay Not only did I not post that, The Cruising Guide to the New England Cost warns about it, especially at night in poor conditions due to it's lack of shore lights and narrow entrance. Page 197, folks. You lose again, Mooron! BWAHAHA! Bob.... I saw the chart you posted a link to... it's a lit channel with clearly marked enterence... but you can't read a chart nor navigate! Bwahahahahahhaaaaaa.... yeah Bob... and for you its if the wind is over 15kts! Don't back out now! You said there's no rough weather on the sound! Look Bob... if you say 15 kts is "Rough Weather" on the LIS... okay... but I bet most of us pray for 15 ktsof wind... we don't cower at our nav table wondering if we should but the 3rd reef in before we turn off the AC and head out to the breakwater for a peek!! And folks...a gale and squall are the SAME according to Mooron...except he also says...they're different! I doubt if it matter if you claimed to grab a mooring durinfg a squall or a gale..... you'd never do either and stay on the boat! :-) Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa I'm slappin' Bob around with a wet Smelt! ... :-) Too Easy...!! CM |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:JD1ef.123305$yS6.57092@clgrps12... "Capt. Rob" wrote in message Mooron, you have yet to score once against me. Oh let's see just a few times I slapped you around in the past: 1- motorized router bits! 2 - Chrome anchor 3- injury picking up your byicycle 4 - grabbing a mooring in a gale as you were sailing by 5 - getting lost on your first big trip even though loaded with nav gear To be fair to Bob, he forgot the batteries for the nav gear. Scotty |
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"Scotty" wrote in message ... "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:JD1ef.123305$yS6.57092@clgrps12... "Capt. Rob" wrote in message Mooron, you have yet to score once against me. Oh let's see just a few times I slapped you around in the past: 1- motorized router bits! 2 - Chrome anchor 3- injury picking up your byicycle 4 - grabbing a mooring in a gale as you were sailing by 5 - getting lost on your first big trip even though loaded with nav gear To be fair to Bob, he forgot the batteries for the nav gear. Yeah he said he forgot the batteries for the GPS in the car... and he had no spares!!! Lubber!! ...and he had a Radar, LCD Nav-Chart, Sounder, compass, chrono, charts and a friggin' guide!!! Lost!!! Totally Lost... in a Harbour no less! CM |
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