Here's a summary of the TYPICAL Alt.Sailing.Asa Poster. Everyone here
has at least TWO of these problems EXCEPT me of course who has NONE of
them!

1) Poor boat, dated boat, project boat or no boat at all.
2) Owns a Trawler instead of sailboat
3) Own a Cat instead of traditional monohull
4) Sails alone or with mostly with men
5) Only sexual outlet is betamax copy of Fritz the Cat and I Spit on
Your Grave.
6) Has a broken Betamax
7) Has a sexual outlet, but she looks like Jason Alexander
8) Has a sexual outlet, but she sprung a leak
9) Owns a slow boat with no aft cabin, no swim platform and a tiny
wheel
10) Motors the boat when sailing speed drops below 5 knots.
11) Claims to sail often, but posts here all summer and winter.
12) Never leaves the mooring and posts no pics to prove otherwise.
13) Actually solicites group members for dates with crew


Capt. RB
35s5...a boat better than yours!
NY