Here's a summary of the TYPICAL Alt.Sailing.Asa Poster. Everyone here
has at least TWO of these problems EXCEPT me of course who has NONE of
them!

1) Poor boat, dated boat, project boat or no boat at all.
2) Owns a Trawler instead of sailboat
3) Own a Cat instead of traditional monohull
4) Sails alone or with mostly with men
5) Only sexual outlet is betamax copy of Fritz the Cat and I Spit on
Your Grave.
6) Has a broken Betamax
7) Has a sexual outlet, but she looks like Jason Alexander
8) Has a sexual outlet, but she sprung a leak
9) Owns a slow boat with no aft cabin, no swim platform and a tiny
wheel
10) Motors the boat when sailing speed drops below 5 knots.
11) Claims to sail often, but posts here all summer and winter.
12) Never leaves the mooring and posts no pics to prove otherwise.
13) Actually solicites group members for dates with crew


Capt. RB
35s5...a boat better than yours!
NY

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message ups.com...
| Here's a summary of the TYPICAL Alt.Sailing.Asa Poster. Everyone here
| has at least TWO of these problems EXCEPT me of course who has NONE of
| them!
|
| 1) Poor boat, dated boat, project boat or no boat at all.
Bobsprit

| 2) Owns a Trawler instead of sailboat
DSK

| 3) Own a Cat instead of traditional monohull
Jeff

| 4) Sails alone or with mostly with men
Capt. Neal, Bart, and many other real sailors.


| 5) Only sexual outlet is betamax copy of Fritz the Cat and I Spit on
| Your Grave.
Ganz?

| 6) Has a broken Betamax
Scotty?

| 7) Has a sexual outlet, but she looks like Jason Alexander
Bobsprit

| 8) Has a sexual outlet, but she sprung a leak
Binary Bill

| 9) Owns a slow boat with no aft cabin, no swim platform and a tiny
| wheel
Ole Thom?

| 10) Motors the boat when sailing speed drops below 5 knots.
Ole Thom

| 11) Claims to sail often, but posts here all summer and winter.
Bobsprit

| 12) Never leaves the mooring and posts no pics to prove otherwise.
Katysails

| 13) Actually solicites group members for dates with crew
I still want a date with that downhill skier girl.
|
|
| Capt. RB
| 35s5...a boat imagination than yours!
| NY
|

13) Actually solicites group members for dates with crew
I still want a date with that downhill skier girl.


Hey, no piggy backing on my trolls!


RB
35s5...the faster boat!
NY