"Capt. Rob" wrote in message ups.com...
| Here's a summary of the TYPICAL Alt.Sailing.Asa Poster. Everyone here
| has at least TWO of these problems EXCEPT me of course who has NONE of
| them!
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| 1) Poor boat, dated boat, project boat or no boat at all.
Bobsprit

| 2) Owns a Trawler instead of sailboat
DSK

| 3) Own a Cat instead of traditional monohull
Jeff

| 4) Sails alone or with mostly with men
Capt. Neal, Bart, and many other real sailors.


| 5) Only sexual outlet is betamax copy of Fritz the Cat and I Spit on
| Your Grave.
Ganz?

| 6) Has a broken Betamax
Scotty?

| 7) Has a sexual outlet, but she looks like Jason Alexander
Bobsprit

| 8) Has a sexual outlet, but she sprung a leak
Binary Bill

| 9) Owns a slow boat with no aft cabin, no swim platform and a tiny
| wheel
Ole Thom?

| 10) Motors the boat when sailing speed drops below 5 knots.
Ole Thom

| 11) Claims to sail often, but posts here all summer and winter.
Bobsprit

| 12) Never leaves the mooring and posts no pics to prove otherwise.
Katysails

| 13) Actually solicites group members for dates with crew
I still want a date with that downhill skier girl.
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| Capt. RB
| 35s5...a boat imagination than yours!
| NY
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