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Scotty November 7th 05 01:45 PM

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"Swab Rob" wrote

SHOAL: An offshore hazard to navigation at a depth of 16

fathoms (30
meters or 96 feet) or less, composed of unconsolidated

material.

So, anything drawing less than 95' is shoal draft?

SBV



Scotty November 7th 05 01:46 PM

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"Swab Rob" wrote

RB
35s5...a boat that will sail into rocky shallows!



Even with that great R&P steering??!!!

SV



Capt. Neal® November 7th 05 03:01 PM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:_6ybf.107447$Io.69589@clgrps13...
|
| "Captain Joe Redcloud" wrote in message
| ...
| On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 00:30:45 GMT, "Capt.Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
| Oh BTW... I've hit bottom an embarrassing amount of times.
|
| You have yet to hit bottom, Guy, but you are getting close.
|
| I "hit bottom" every time I bother to respond to one of your posts PJ.....
| then again I was married once and had all "pride" removed during my
| incarceration in that institution.
|
| CM

Sensible words from an astute (if careless) man. Incarceration is right.
Even dating these days has become a form of incarceration.

CN

Capt. Neal® November 7th 05 03:04 PM

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"Captain Joe Redcloud" wrote in message ...
| On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:30:34 GMT, "Capt.Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
| "Captain Joe Redcloud" wrote in message
| .. .
| On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 00:30:45 GMT, "Capt.Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
| Oh BTW... I've hit bottom an embarrassing amount of times.
|
| You have yet to hit bottom, Guy, but you are getting close.
|
| I "hit bottom" every time I bother to respond to one of your posts PJ.....
| then again I was married once and had all "pride" removed during my
| incarceration in that institution.
|
| CM
|
|
| Sounds as if you have made a career of being "owned", Cabinboy Muldoon. It's
| almost as if you enjoy being beaten. You had all pride removed by being married?
| What a complete PUSSY. Lets revisit this any time you talk about your leadership
| skills, shall we?
|
| Bwhahahahahahahahaha!
|
| Commodore Joe Redcloud


"Commode door", if you would temper your trolls with a little less mean-spiritedness
and a little more subtle humor you might become more effective at trolling . . .

Just a thought.

CN

Capt. Neal® November 7th 05 03:10 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com...

snipped some
| I even give
| Jeff credit for admitting he nearly lost his finger in a
| Windlass....
snipped some more


I give Jeff negative points for even having a windlass. Real sailors
don't use a windlass. If you cannot hand your ground tackle you
are either too much of a wimp or your boat and anchor are too
large for you.

CN

Capt. Rob November 7th 05 03:32 PM

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So, anything drawing less than 95' is shoal draft?


That's the official definition. Shoal draft of 3 feet is NOT shoal
draft if you have water commonly more shallow in some areas. On the
sound anything under 5 feet is called shoal draft. If the keel is
redesigned to offer less draft than the optimal keel, it's a shoal
draft keel. You also have to spread this across the board as draft may
increase along with LOA and Disp. One persons full draft is another's
shoal. But the term is applied by builders as a point of design and I
would hope that Jeff knows that.
Or maybe not.

Robert B
35s5...damn fast and shoal draft!
NY


Gilligan November 7th 05 04:05 PM

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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in

Even dating these days has become a form of incarceration.

CN


Spoken like a true he-man! The three rings of marraige:

1) Engagement-ring
2) Wedding-ring
3) Suffer-ring

More men would be living happy, manly lives if they would only heed your
wise advice. The world would be a better place.

Gilligan



DSK November 7th 05 04:29 PM

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"Crap'n Neal®" wrote in
Even dating these days has become a form of incarceration.


I guess even blow-up dollies have heard of women's lib, eh?


Gilligan wrote:
Spoken like a true he-man! The three rings of marraige:

1) Engagement-ring
2) Wedding-ring
3) Suffer-ring

More men would be living happy, manly lives if they would only heed your
wise advice. The world would be a better place.


At least there's be fewer people crowding the road at 7:30 every morning.

But then, so many men choose their wives the way Boobsie chooses a
boat... no wonder it ends in disaster.

DSK


Capt. Rob November 7th 05 04:39 PM

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But then, so many men choose their wives the way Boobsie chooses a
boat... no wonder it ends in disaster.


Right! I married a pretty German nurse who loves to sail and we own a
fast racer cruiser 35s5.

You have a Trawler! It's a wonder you even post here!

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB
35s5...a sailors boat
NY


Scotty November 7th 05 04:46 PM

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"DSK" wrote

But then, so many men choose their wives the way Boobsie

chooses a
boat... no wonder it ends in disaster.



Sudsy has a sugar scoop rear end?

SBV




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