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New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
I have instituted a new rule for alt.sailing.asa.
Only those with current licenses from the USCG can use Capt. or Captain in the From: line and in their signature. Let's stamp out the phony captains. Capt. Neal USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT and Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels # 1045941 |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
OzOne wrote in message ... | On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 15:50:45 -0500, Capt. Neal® | scribbled thusly: | | I have instituted a new rule for alt.sailing.asa. | | Only those with current licenses from the USCG can use Capt. | or Captain in the From: line and in their signature. | | Let's stamp out the phony captains. | | | Capt. Neal | USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer | Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT | and | Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels | # 1045941 | | So, no international qualifications accepted? | Bloody Septics, think they own the world... Sorry, but asa stands for AMERICAN sailing association. We don't own the world - just the parts of it worth owning . . . CN |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
You know how I feel about the subject. I've
been vocal enough about how pretencious, pompous self-important, shallow, hollow, fake, deceitful, two-faced, double-dealing, vain, and self-important Swabbie is, to claim he is a Captain. I'd tolerate it if he had 40 years of sailing experience--that will never happen. When you consider what he has done to his reputation, you have to agree he is stupid also. Swabbie Robbie, a danger to himself and others! Let make this into a formal Captains check-in. We have lots of real Captains in the group. Check in now. Capt Bart ********************************** * US Merchant Marine Officer * * 100 Ton Masters Steam and Sail * * Near Coastal Waters * * #1123371 * ********************************** "Capt. Neal®" wrote I have instituted a new rule for alt.sailing.asa. Only those with current licenses from the USCG can use Capt. or Captain in the From: line and in their signature. Let's stamp out the phony captains. Capt. Neal USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT and Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels # 1045941 |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
ROFLMAO
otn "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... I have instituted a new rule for alt.sailing.asa. Only those with current licenses from the USCG can use Capt. or Captain in the From: line and in their signature. Let's stamp out the phony captains. Capt. Neal USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT and Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels # 1045941 |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
"otnmbrd" wrote in message .net... | ROFLMAO | | otn Old retired captains don't count either. The license must be current. That leaves you out. . . CN |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
BG Old I may be (depending on your point of view), retired, I'm not. The
Masters license is very current, since I'm still using the "First Class Pilot" endorsement to it....... sorry. I only use the term "Capt." at work/professionally. Those who address me as "Capt." outside of work, do so, for their own reasons. otn "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "otnmbrd" wrote in message .net... | ROFLMAO | | otn Old retired captains don't count either. The license must be current. That leaves you out. . . CN |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
Ozzy, you're welcome to join. :-)
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com OzOne wrote in message ... On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 15:50:45 -0500, Capt. Neal® scribbled thusly: I have instituted a new rule for alt.sailing.asa. Only those with current licenses from the USCG can use Capt. or Captain in the From: line and in their signature. Let's stamp out the phony captains. Capt. Neal USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT and Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels # 1045941 So, no international qualifications accepted? Bloody Septics, think they own the world... Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
You know how I feel about the subject. I've been vocal enough about how pretencious, pompous self-important, shallow, hollow, fake, deceitful, two-faced, double-dealing, vain, and self-important Swabbie is, to claim he is a Captain. I'd tolerate it if he had 40 years of sailing experience--that will never happen. When you consider what he has done to his reputation, you have to agree he is stupid also. Swabbie Robbie, a danger to himself and others! Let make this into a formal Captains check-in. We have lots of real Captains in the group. Check in now. Capt Bart ********************************** * US Merchant Marine Officer * * 100 Ton Masters Steam and Sail * * Near Coastal Waters * * #1123371 * ********************************** "Capt. Neal®" wrote I have instituted a new rule for alt.sailing.asa. Only those with current licenses from the USCG can use Capt. or Captain in the From: line and in their signature. Let's stamp out the phony captains. Capt. Neal USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT and Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels # 1045941 Well, here's mine, I guess... -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com ************************************ * U.S. Merchant Marine Officer * * Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels * * Near Coastal Waters, Towing Endorsement * * #1100639 * ************************************ |
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in Let's stamp out the phony captains. Well the RCMP referred to me as Captain in the warrant! I water-bombed a boat full of lawyers! They filed a formal complaint I placed my log as evidence. The lawyers didn't have a log The lawyers decided not to procede. I have a file at "G" Division labelled "Overproof -Piracy" It cites I am the Captain of the vessel. I rest my case gentlmen! :-) Capt. Mooron Capt. Neal USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT and Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels # 1045941 |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
What is a 30 year old New York State Boating Safety Certificate worth?
In fact, I dare say I have the oldest government qualifications here. No need to address me as "Captain", "Admiral" will do. Clutch "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... I have instituted a new rule for alt.sailing.asa. Only those with current licenses from the USCG can use Capt. or Captain in the From: line and in their signature. Let's stamp out the phony captains. Capt. Neal USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT and Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels # 1045941 |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
OzOne wrote: On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 16:58:26 -0800, "Capt. JG" scribbled thusly: Ozzy, you're welcome to join. :-) The club.....Nah, I don't like the captain :-) TO which might be added: the 25t etc qualification here doesn't entitle anyone to be called Captain. Coxswain, yes. Skipper, yes. But you need to be up into the merchant equivalent of at least a naval Lt-Commander to warrant the honorific. And strictly, into the real brass-hat area before anyone takes it seriously. "Captain"=Post Captain, COlonel. A samall ship master ("Coxswain") is only a short distance up from the grunt squad. Hell, even Flying Tadpole could get a coxswain's certificate (or would have, until the present crop of work reduced the average sea time!) So if OzOne bucked for "Captain" to join the rest here, not only would the newsgroup have a belly laugh, but all the sailors in Sydney too! -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- http://www.flyingtadpole.com |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
You mean you've over-mastered yourself?
Capt.Mooron wrote: "Capt. Neal®" wrote in Let's stamp out the phony captains. Well the RCMP referred to me as Captain in the warrant! I water-bombed a boat full of lawyers! They filed a formal complaint I placed my log as evidence. The lawyers didn't have a log The lawyers decided not to procede. I have a file at "G" Division labelled "Overproof -Piracy" It cites I am the Captain of the vessel. I rest my case gentlmen! :-) Capt. Mooron Capt. Neal USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT and Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels # 1045941 -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- http://www.flyingtadpole.com |
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BG Sorry..... first license, 1965......By no means the oldest I'm familiar
with otn "Clutch Cargo" wrote in message .net... What is a 30 year old New York State Boating Safety Certificate worth? In fact, I dare say I have the oldest government qualifications here. No need to address me as "Captain", "Admiral" will do. Clutch |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
Mine is actually 35 years old, 1970. But you're the most senior, Fleet
Admiral. "otnmbrd" wrote in message .net... BG Sorry..... first license, 1965......By no means the oldest I'm familiar with otn "Clutch Cargo" wrote in message .net... What is a 30 year old New York State Boating Safety Certificate worth? In fact, I dare say I have the oldest government qualifications here. No need to address me as "Captain", "Admiral" will do. Clutch |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
Is that the same as being side-skippered???
CM "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... You mean you've over-mastered yourself? Capt.Mooron wrote: "Capt. Neal®" wrote in Let's stamp out the phony captains. Well the RCMP referred to me as Captain in the warrant! I water-bombed a boat full of lawyers! They filed a formal complaint I placed my log as evidence. The lawyers didn't have a log The lawyers decided not to procede. I have a file at "G" Division labelled "Overproof -Piracy" It cites I am the Captain of the vessel. I rest my case gentlmen! :-) Capt. Mooron Capt. Neal USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT and Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels # 1045941 -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- http://www.flyingtadpole.com |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
OzOne wrote: On Sun, 06 Nov 2005 13:15:45 +1030, Flying Tadpole scribbled thusly: So if OzOne bucked for "Captain" to join the rest here, not only would the newsgroup have a belly laugh, but all the sailors in Sydney too! Oiy...I've got the hat! Well, we knew you've got the brass.... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- http://www.flyingtadpole.com |
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Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Capt. Neal®" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : I have instituted a new rule for alt.sailing.asa. **** your rule and the horse it rode in on. : : Only those with current licenses from the USCG can use Capt. : or Captain in the From: line and in their signature. : : Let's stamp out the phony captains. here's a much better idea: let's spank out the netKKKopping ****heads. : : : Capt. Neal : USCG licensed Merchant Marine Officer : Master of Steam or Motor Vessels. - 25GT : and : Operator of Uninspected Passenger Vessels : # 1045941 -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9 em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/ =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10. ================================================== ==================== "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing." JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa ================================================== ==================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles ================================================== ==================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ================================================== ==================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ================================================== ==================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' Meow |
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Capt. Steve Leyland wrote:
some irrelevant crap He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm! -- Capt Scumbalino |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
You don't get off that easy.
Tell us the whole story. Also, have you been in France, near Paris, this last week? "Capt.Mooron" wrote Well the RCMP referred to me as Captain in the warrant! I water-bombed a boat full of lawyers! They filed a formal complaint I placed my log as evidence. The lawyers didn't have a log The lawyers decided not to procede. I have a file at "G" Division labelled "Overproof -Piracy" It cites I am the Captain of the vessel. I rest my case gentlmen! :-) Capt. Mooron |
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Okay then Bart....
It was a summer fishing trip to the remote reaches of the East Arm of Great Slave Lake. About 700 nm round trip. There were six crew and supplies sufficient to live like kings including 2 inflatable tenders and diving gear. It turned out that during our progress to our destination we encountered 3 separate incidents with other vessels and crew requiring assistance. We were there and well prepared. One of the crew was a Paramedic and had all the gear. We rescued a prospector investigating possible kimberlite funnels who was stricken with the flu and in very bad shape. we towed his 18 ft sailboat with us for 3 days and nursed him back to health prior to dropping him off at a community called Lut'selke' at his request. Then a powerboat with a family aboard had suffered mechanical problems in Wildbread Bay and had been stranded for 2 days. We fed the family and towed them to a Luxury Fishing Camp where they arranged to fly the family back by floatplane. One of the guides... a mechanic got the parts flown in.. repaired the boat and took it back to Yellowknife with the owner. Then we ran into an elderly woman on a kayak with an alp horn strapped to the side. She was lost and hungry .. having been out for days longer than expected. We set her up with a hot meal, supplies... and let her sleep in a warm dry bunk as we sailed her 80 miles further to her destination. Once we got her to the islands she was all set and put off to Yellowknife.. refreshed , restocked and happy. Well after all that we made Wildbread Bay again and had a blast fishing, drinking and just having a great time. On the way back I spotted a vessel on radar approaching us. It was misty/foggy but not too bad. Once we had visual contact I recognized the boat as one of Mike Stillwell's charter boats. Now... I knew most all the sailors on the lake. Especially the ones on charter boats since I Captained a few charters for Mike. The chances we knew the people on board were 98%. We had a bucket of water balloons and a reputation to uphold. We had a pirate flag and a stuffed parrot ... there was no option.. an attack was in order. Tony manned the mouth harp to sound the attack song... we positioned ourselves... and launched the world's worst attack ever. Not one of the dozen water balloons hit the vessel. I did not recognize the sailors but waved and cussed my crew in disgust before making track out of there in embarrassment at our poor showing. It was 2weeks later while having a few beers with the deputy major of Hay River, an MLA and the Commodore dockside when we were interrupted by a call from the dock. RCMP.... "I'm looking for the captain of this vessel..." A quick discussion with the officer and a view of my log showed that not only were we in full control of our faculties but the vessel as well. I told the officer to inform the complainants that I would be happy to pursue this in court. I then pointed out to the officer that we had also water bombed the local RCMP Patrol vessel last week.... as well as the Aux Coast Guard!! We also regularly water bombed and had pitched battles with almost every sailor on the bay. We did more for water balloon launcher sales.... I found out from the charter company that the RCMP had made inquiries all over about me... all with the same result.. that I was a good sailor, a great person and would have no problem getting character witnesses. Then the people I helped out on my trip responded and a few days later was informed the action was dropped. It was a local legal firm. A file is kept on the incident and the RCMP agreed to label it "Overproof Piracy" for me! They thought it was pretty funny! Three weeks after that.... the same group of lawyers tried to sail a 42ft Frasier up the Yellowknife River and ran it hard aground causing 12K damage in an area they were informed was not to be approached with the charter vessel. Now that's blind justice for you! So my claim to the title was earned on merit in the field and not by formal education. They call me Capt. Mooron!.... and so will You! CM "Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ... You don't get off that easy. Tell us the whole story. Also, have you been in France, near Paris, this last week? "Capt.Mooron" wrote Well the RCMP referred to me as Captain in the warrant! I water-bombed a boat full of lawyers! They filed a formal complaint I placed my log as evidence. The lawyers didn't have a log The lawyers decided not to procede. I have a file at "G" Division labelled "Overproof -Piracy" It cites I am the Captain of the vessel. I rest my case gentlmen! :-) Capt. Mooron |
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Ok, now tell us what you were up to in Paris this week?
Don't deny it. Your handwriting is all over those fire bombs! "Capt.Mooron" wrote Okay then Bart.... It was a summer fishing trip to the remote reaches of the East Arm of Great Slave Lake. About 700 nm round trip. There were six crew and supplies sufficient to live like kings including 2 inflatable tenders and diving gear. It turned out that during our progress to our destination we encountered 3 separate incidents with other vessels and crew requiring assistance. We were there and well prepared. One of the crew was a Paramedic and had all the gear. We rescued a prospector investigating possible kimberlite funnels who was stricken with the flu and in very bad shape. we towed his 18 ft sailboat with us for 3 days and nursed him back to health prior to dropping him off at a community called Lut'selke' at his request. Then a powerboat with a family aboard had suffered mechanical problems in Wildbread Bay and had been stranded for 2 days. We fed the family and towed them to a Luxury Fishing Camp where they arranged to fly the family back by floatplane. One of the guides... a mechanic got the parts flown in.. repaired the boat and took it back to Yellowknife with the owner. Then we ran into an elderly woman on a kayak with an alp horn strapped to the side. She was lost and hungry .. having been out for days longer than expected. We set her up with a hot meal, supplies... and let her sleep in a warm dry bunk as we sailed her 80 miles further to her destination. Once we got her to the islands she was all set and put off to Yellowknife.. refreshed , restocked and happy. Well after all that we made Wildbread Bay again and had a blast fishing, drinking and just having a great time. On the way back I spotted a vessel on radar approaching us. It was misty/foggy but not too bad. Once we had visual contact I recognized the boat as one of Mike Stillwell's charter boats. Now... I knew most all the sailors on the lake. Especially the ones on charter boats since I Captained a few charters for Mike. The chances we knew the people on board were 98%. We had a bucket of water balloons and a reputation to uphold. We had a pirate flag and a stuffed parrot ... there was no option.. an attack was in order. Tony manned the mouth harp to sound the attack song... we positioned ourselves... and launched the world's worst attack ever. Not one of the dozen water balloons hit the vessel. I did not recognize the sailors but waved and cussed my crew in disgust before making track out of there in embarrassment at our poor showing. It was 2weeks later while having a few beers with the deputy major of Hay River, an MLA and the Commodore dockside when we were interrupted by a call from the dock. RCMP.... "I'm looking for the captain of this vessel..." A quick discussion with the officer and a view of my log showed that not only were we in full control of our faculties but the vessel as well. I told the officer to inform the complainants that I would be happy to pursue this in court. I then pointed out to the officer that we had also water bombed the local RCMP Patrol vessel last week.... as well as the Aux Coast Guard!! We also regularly water bombed and had pitched battles with almost every sailor on the bay. We did more for water balloon launcher sales.... I found out from the charter company that the RCMP had made inquiries all over about me... all with the same result.. that I was a good sailor, a great person and would have no problem getting character witnesses. Then the people I helped out on my trip responded and a few days later was informed the action was dropped. It was a local legal firm. A file is kept on the incident and the RCMP agreed to label it "Overproof Piracy" for me! They thought it was pretty funny! Three weeks after that.... the same group of lawyers tried to sail a 42ft Frasier up the Yellowknife River and ran it hard aground causing 12K damage in an area they were informed was not to be approached with the charter vessel. Now that's blind justice for you! So my claim to the title was earned on merit in the field and not by formal education. They call me Capt. Mooron!.... and so will You! CM "Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ... You don't get off that easy. Tell us the whole story. Also, have you been in France, near Paris, this last week? "Capt.Mooron" wrote Well the RCMP referred to me as Captain in the warrant! I water-bombed a boat full of lawyers! They filed a formal complaint I placed my log as evidence. The lawyers didn't have a log The lawyers decided not to procede. I have a file at "G" Division labelled "Overproof -Piracy" It cites I am the Captain of the vessel. I rest my case gentlmen! :-) Capt. Mooron |
The Story.... was - New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
Laid up all weekend... the victim of a widow maker while chainsawing leaners
Hairline fracture on the collar bone and a bruised shoulder. Tylenol 3 is kickin' in nicely. What happened in Paris??? CM |
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Police are looking for a someone with Belgian accent
that has been burning cars. "Capt.Mooron" wrote Laid up all weekend... the victim of a widow maker while chainsawing leaners Hairline fracture on the collar bone and a bruised shoulder. Tylenol 3 is kickin' in nicely. What happened in Paris??? |
The Story.... was - New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:NNybf.108481$ir4.78252@edtnps90... | Laid up all weekend... the victim of a widow maker while chainsawing leaners Cut them suckers from the downside to the upside. Duh! They don't pinch the bar that way. Does a Floridian have to teach Canadians how to log? CN |
The Story.... was - New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ... Police are looking for a someone with Belgian accent that has been burning cars. Ha ha Ha ha ha ha.... more of my Belgian relatives up to some wacky hijinks I see!! Belgian accents are pretty regional specific. They could locate their home town in a instant. My parents speak in two separate accents to this day.. the local consulate speaks in a different accent than either of my parents. I speak it with an English accent..... CM |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:NNybf.108481$ir4.78252@edtnps90... Laid up all weekend... the victim of a widow maker while chainsawing leaners Hairline fracture on the collar bone and a bruised shoulder. Tylenol 3 is kickin' in nicely. Real men don't make those kind of mistakes. Gilligan |
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"Gilligan" wrote in message .net... "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:NNybf.108481$ir4.78252@edtnps90... Laid up all weekend... the victim of a widow maker while chainsawing leaners Hairline fracture on the collar bone and a bruised shoulder. Tylenol 3 is kickin' in nicely. Real men don't make those kind of mistakes. Sure they do Gilligan.... but rest assured I wasn't wearing chaps, hardhat or gloves and I was working alone! Another 6 inches and that deadfall would've clipped my noggin' for certain. Since you would be one of the few to understand... 5 40ft+ leaners in a tangle.... you couldn't discern a widowmaker up there from any angle... I cut the outside left leaner and it caught the break enough to flip that thing clean out of the tops. I saw it coming as I was backing off... like it was being thrown at me. CM |
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Not a mistake then, simply a miscalculation!
I should send you a satellite photo of my singlehanded clearcut. It's visible for miles on the ground! Gilligan "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:pWKbf.89647$y_1.19068@edtnps89... "Gilligan" wrote in message .net... "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:NNybf.108481$ir4.78252@edtnps90... Laid up all weekend... the victim of a widow maker while chainsawing leaners Hairline fracture on the collar bone and a bruised shoulder. Tylenol 3 is kickin' in nicely. Real men don't make those kind of mistakes. Sure they do Gilligan.... but rest assured I wasn't wearing chaps, hardhat or gloves and I was working alone! Another 6 inches and that deadfall would've clipped my noggin' for certain. Since you would be one of the few to understand... 5 40ft+ leaners in a tangle.... you couldn't discern a widowmaker up there from any angle... I cut the outside left leaner and it caught the break enough to flip that thing clean out of the tops. I saw it coming as I was backing off... like it was being thrown at me. CM |
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message Cut them suckers from the downside to the upside. Duh! They don't pinch the bar that way. This has nothing to do with the bar or the saw. A widowmaker is a portion of tree snapped off and caught in the canopy. Once the tree supporting it or the adjacent tree hitting it is cut it either falls or is flipped out. It's a rare occurence... even more rare with a cluster of leaners. You do know what a leaner is don't you? Does a Floridian have to teach Canadians how to log? Floridians can't even start a chainsaw ...let alone cut wood. CM |
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"Gilligan" wrote in message Not a mistake then, simply a miscalculation! I paid for my it... :-) I should send you a satellite photo of my singlehanded clearcut. It's visible for miles on the ground! Certainly..... Scotty has my email and so does Katy. CM |
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email me at the hotmail address on this message.
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:ktLbf.90216$y_1.72331@edtnps89... "Gilligan" wrote in message Not a mistake then, simply a miscalculation! I paid for my it... :-) I should send you a satellite photo of my singlehanded clearcut. It's visible for miles on the ground! Certainly..... Scotty has my email and so does Katy. CM |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Capt. Neal®" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote in : : : :: Capt. Steve Leyland wrote: :: some irrelevant crap :: :: He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea :: captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l :: Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm! :: :: : : : : Little stevie still around? That's a surprise. hiding away in your killfile like an ostritch, nelly? I suppose being too scared to face me is understandable from a coward such as you. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9 em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/ =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= The gene pool could use a little chlorine. ================================================== ==================== "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing." JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa ================================================== ==================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles ================================================== ==================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ================================================== ==================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ================================================== ==================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' Meow |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
. 97.142... : "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote in : : : : Capt. Steve Leyland wrote: : some irrelevant crap : : He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea : captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l : Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm! : : : : : : Little stevie still around? That's a surprise. Last I heard he : finally got a date with shortcake or sweetness Get over me, FOOL. (it wasn't that great.) -- Sweetness... To err is human; to forgive, divine. To torture and kill is deliciously sociopathic. .. :o) |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Sweetness" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message : . 97.142... :: "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote in :: : :: ::: Capt. Steve Leyland wrote: ::: some irrelevant crap ::: ::: He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea ::: captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l ::: Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm! ::: ::: :: :: :: :: Little stevie still around? That's a surprise. Last I heard he :: finally got a date with shortcake or sweetness : : Get over me, FOOL. (it wasn't that great.) I'm sure LP would confirm you didn't miss too much. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9 em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/ =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson ================================================== ==================== "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing." JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa ================================================== ==================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles ================================================== ==================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ================================================== ==================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ================================================== ==================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' Meow |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
"Steve Leyland" wrote: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver any clue to the following address: "Capt. Neal®" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. : "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote: : :: Capt. Steve Leyland wrote: :: some irrelevant crap :: :: He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea :: captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l :: Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm! :: :: : : : : Little stevie still around? That's a surprise. hiding away in your killfile like an ostritch, nelly? I suppose being too scared to face me is understandable from a coward such as you. Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on Usenet is the truth and this just my hurt the only feeling he has left. Be nice! heheee LP |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:BGacf.4318$4l5.229@dukeread05... | Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on Usenet is the | truth and this just my hurt the only feeling he has left. Be nice! heheee | | LP Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt???? Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work? CN |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:SJacf.4319$4l5.2106@dukeread05... | Capt. Neal's self-worth revolves around what people say about him on Usenet. | That's why his mood changes with each thread. | | LP | | And, Lady Pilot's self worth comes out of a bottle. That's why she's not suitable for a real man. CN |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote: | Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on Usenet is the | truth and this just might hurt the only feeling he has left. Be nice! heheee | | LP Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt???? Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work? Nope, I haven't had a drink all day, and don't plan on it either. I had a hard day at work yesterday, so I took off at noon today. Not that you would care or even remember that I have a doctor's appointment in the morning. My cancer has come back, but of course this is your way of comforting me by bashing me on Usenet. I guess we have Joe and Scotty to thank for all of this... What are you, the spelling nazi now? LP |
New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote: | Capt. Neal's self-worth revolves around what people say about him on Usenet. | That's why his mood changes with each thread. | | LP | | And, Lady Pilot's self worth comes out of a bottle. That's why she's not suitable for a real man. Well, if I'm a drunk then you are gay. LP |
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