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Bob Crantz November 9th 05 01:56 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:bFbcf.4343$4l5.423@dukeread05...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
| Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on Usenet

is
the
| truth and this just might hurt the only feeling he has left. Be nice!
heheee
|
| LP

Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt????
Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work?


Nope, I haven't had a drink all day, and don't plan on it either. I had a
hard day at work yesterday, so I took off at noon today. Not that you

would
care or even remember that I have a doctor's appointment in the morning.

My
cancer has come back, but of course this is your way of comforting me by
bashing me on Usenet. I guess we have Joe and Scotty to thank for all of
this...

What are you, the spelling nazi now?

LP


I'll pray that your cancer goes into remission.

Amen.

BC



Bob Crantz November 9th 05 01:57 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:SJacf.4319$4l5.2106@dukeread05...

"Steve Leyland" wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"Sweetness"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
: . 97.142...
:: "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote in
:: :
::
::: Capt. Steve Leyland wrote:
::: some irrelevant crap
:::
::: He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea
::: captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l
::: Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm!
:::
:::
::
::
::
:: Little stevie still around? That's a surprise. Last I heard he
:: finally got a date with shortcake or sweetness
:
: Get over me, FOOL. (it wasn't that great.)

I'm sure LP would confirm you didn't miss too much.


There was anything left of CN after Sweetness got ahold of him I guess
Age and erectile dysfunction is a terrible thing!

Capt. Neal's self-worth revolves around what people say about him on

Usenet.
That's why his mood changes with each thread.

LP


Capt. Neal is a brilliant man and a Master Mariner!

That's irrefutable!

Amen!



Capt. Neal® November 9th 05 01:59 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message nk.net...
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:bFbcf.4343$4l5.423@dukeread05...
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote:
| | Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on Usenet
| is
| the
| | truth and this just might hurt the only feeling he has left. Be nice!
| heheee
| |
| | LP
|
| Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt????
| Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work?
|
| Nope, I haven't had a drink all day, and don't plan on it either. I had a
| hard day at work yesterday, so I took off at noon today. Not that you
| would
| care or even remember that I have a doctor's appointment in the morning.
| My
| cancer has come back, but of course this is your way of comforting me by
| bashing me on Usenet. I guess we have Joe and Scotty to thank for all of
| this...
|
| What are you, the spelling nazi now?
|
| LP
|
|
| I'll pray that your cancer goes into remission.
|
| Amen.
|
| BC
|

It's a teeny weenie spot of skin cancer and not even the malignant melanoma type.
She's making a big deal out of something that's easily removed. I've had a couple
of cancerous spots removed from my arms and probably will have to have some
more taken off eventually. Most everybody who spends a lot of time in the sun
gets some small spots. No big deal! I told her to stop with the tanning beds and
stop with the smoking but will she listen?

CN


Capt. Neal® November 9th 05 02:01 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message nk.net...
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:SJacf.4319$4l5.2106@dukeread05...
|
| "Steve Leyland" wrote:
| Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
| deliver any clue to the following address:
| "Sweetness"
| This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
|
| : "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
| : . 97.142...
| :: "Capt. Scumbalino" wrote in
| :: :
| ::
| ::: Capt. Steve Leyland wrote:
| ::: some irrelevant crap
| :::
| ::: He starts by doing ASA quizzes, now he's thinks he's a sea
| ::: captain! Assimilated. 100% assimilated. What next, li'l
| ::: Stevie? Nelson? Don't forget the eye patch and the gammy arm!
| :::
| :::
| ::
| ::
| ::
| :: Little stevie still around? That's a surprise. Last I heard he
| :: finally got a date with shortcake or sweetness
| :
| : Get over me, FOOL. (it wasn't that great.)
|
| I'm sure LP would confirm you didn't miss too much.
|
| There was anything left of CN after Sweetness got ahold of him I guess
| Age and erectile dysfunction is a terrible thing!
|
| Capt. Neal's self-worth revolves around what people say about him on
| Usenet.
| That's why his mood changes with each thread.
|
| LP
|
|
| Capt. Neal is a brilliant man and a Master Mariner!
|
| That's irrefutable!
|
| Amen!
|


Thank you, sir! As one of God's finest children I'm sure you're pure joy to Him!

CN


Capt. JG November 9th 05 02:03 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 
Why? That would hasten her decent into the lava lakes....

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:bFbcf.4343$4l5.423@dukeread05...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
| Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on Usenet

is
the
| truth and this just might hurt the only feeling he has left. Be
nice!
heheee
|
| LP

Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt????
Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work?


Nope, I haven't had a drink all day, and don't plan on it either. I had
a
hard day at work yesterday, so I took off at noon today. Not that you

would
care or even remember that I have a doctor's appointment in the morning.

My
cancer has come back, but of course this is your way of comforting me by
bashing me on Usenet. I guess we have Joe and Scotty to thank for all of
this...

What are you, the spelling nazi now?

LP


I'll pray that your cancer goes into remission.

Amen.

BC





Lady Pilot November 9th 05 02:18 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
| Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on Usenet

is
the
| truth and this just might hurt the only feeling he has left. Be
nice!
heheee
|
| LP

Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt????
Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work?


Nope, I haven't had a drink all day, and don't plan on it either. I had
a
hard day at work yesterday, so I took off at noon today. Not that you

would
care or even remember that I have a doctor's appointment in the morning.

My
cancer has come back, but of course this is your way of comforting me by
bashing me on Usenet. I guess we have Joe and Scotty to thank for all of
this...

What are you, the spelling nazi now?

LP


I'll pray that your cancer goes into remission.

Amen.


Thanks, Bob. It went into remission last December. Now it's back and
growing at a phenomenal rate. My many Christian friends are praying for me
and supporting me. It's been really tough on me. You sound like a sweet
soul, and very intelligent to know the difference from a troll.

LP



Scotty November 9th 05 02:22 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 
Actually, she'll have to step up to the Lava Lakes.

SBV

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Why? That would hasten her decent into the lava lakes....

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:bFbcf.4343$4l5.423@dukeread05...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
| Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is

posted on Usenet
is
the
| truth and this just might hurt the only feeling he has

left. Be
nice!
heheee
|
| LP

Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my

hurt????
Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work?

Nope, I haven't had a drink all day, and don't plan on it

either. I had
a
hard day at work yesterday, so I took off at noon today.

Not that you
would
care or even remember that I have a doctor's appointment in

the morning.
My
cancer has come back, but of course this is your way of

comforting me by
bashing me on Usenet. I guess we have Joe and Scotty to

thank for all of
this...

What are you, the spelling nazi now?

LP


I'll pray that your cancer goes into remission.

Amen.

BC







Lady Pilot November 9th 05 02:26 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote;
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote:
| | Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on
Usenet
| is
| the
| | truth and this just might hurt the only feeling he has left. Be
nice!
| heheee
| |
| | LP
|
| Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt????
| Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work?
|
| Nope, I haven't had a drink all day, and don't plan on it either. I
had a
| hard day at work yesterday, so I took off at noon today. Not that you
| would
| care or even remember that I have a doctor's appointment in the
morning.
| My
| cancer has come back, but of course this is your way of comforting me
by
| bashing me on Usenet. I guess we have Joe and Scotty to thank for all
of
| this...
|
| What are you, the spelling nazi now?
|
| LP
|
|
| I'll pray that your cancer goes into remission.
|
| Amen.
|
| BC
|

It's a teeny weenie spot of skin cancer and not even the malignant
melanoma type.


You haven't seen it, Neal. As always, you speaking out of your ass again.
I never told you where it was or how big. You're clueless.

She's making a big deal out of something that's easily removed.


Maybe yours was...

I've had a couple
of cancerous spots removed from my arms and probably will have to have
some
more taken off eventually. Most everybody who spends a lot of time in the
sun
gets some small spots.


Somehow it's hard for me to have any sympathy for you because of how you've
treated me lately.

No big deal! I told her to stop with the tanning beds and
stop with the smoking but will she listen?


I have stopped both, but we've talked maybe 3 minutes in the last month, so
how would you know anything about me anymore?

LP



Bob Crantz November 9th 05 02:26 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:50dcf.4500$4l5.4484@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
| Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on

Usenet
is
the
| truth and this just might hurt the only feeling he has left. Be
nice!
heheee
|
| LP

Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt????
Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work?

Nope, I haven't had a drink all day, and don't plan on it either. I

had
a
hard day at work yesterday, so I took off at noon today. Not that you

would
care or even remember that I have a doctor's appointment in the

morning.
My
cancer has come back, but of course this is your way of comforting me

by
bashing me on Usenet. I guess we have Joe and Scotty to thank for all

of
this...

What are you, the spelling nazi now?

LP


I'll pray that your cancer goes into remission.

Amen.


Thanks, Bob. It went into remission last December. Now it's back and
growing at a phenomenal rate. My many Christian friends are praying for

me
and supporting me. It's been really tough on me. You sound like a sweet
soul, and very intelligent to know the difference from a troll.

LP


That skin cancer can catch up on you. Even something like squamos cell on
the lips can be deadly, because of its location it can spread quickly. I
have to go get something frozen or burned off every six months now.
Relax, low stress and get well.

Amen!



Lady Pilot November 9th 05 02:28 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:


Capt. Neal's self-worth revolves around what people say about him on

Usenet.
That's why his mood changes with each thread.

LP


Capt. Neal is a brilliant man and a Master Mariner!


He *used* to be...the sun baked his brain so badly in August that he's not
the same anymore.

LP



Bob Crantz November 9th 05 03:17 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:n7dcf.4515$4l5.3893@dukeread05...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote;
|
| "Capt. Neal®" wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote:
| | Ummm, Steve, you know CN believes everything that is posted on
Usenet
| is
| the
| | truth and this just might hurt the only feeling he has left. Be
nice!
| heheee
| |
| | LP
|
| Slurring them words again, little drunk one? Just my hurt????
| Getting started a wee bit early tonite? Hard day at work?
|
| Nope, I haven't had a drink all day, and don't plan on it either. I
had a
| hard day at work yesterday, so I took off at noon today. Not that

you
| would
| care or even remember that I have a doctor's appointment in the
morning.
| My
| cancer has come back, but of course this is your way of comforting

me
by
| bashing me on Usenet. I guess we have Joe and Scotty to thank for

all
of
| this...
|
| What are you, the spelling nazi now?
|
| LP
|
|
| I'll pray that your cancer goes into remission.
|
| Amen.
|
| BC
|

It's a teeny weenie spot of skin cancer and not even the malignant
melanoma type.


You haven't seen it, Neal. As always, you speaking out of your ass again.
I never told you where it was or how big. You're clueless.

She's making a big deal out of something that's easily removed.


Maybe yours was...

I've had a couple
of cancerous spots removed from my arms and probably will have to have
some
more taken off eventually. Most everybody who spends a lot of time in

the
sun
gets some small spots.


Somehow it's hard for me to have any sympathy for you because of how

you've
treated me lately.

No big deal! I told her to stop with the tanning beds and
stop with the smoking but will she listen?


I have stopped both, but we've talked maybe 3 minutes in the last month,

so
how would you know anything about me anymore?

LP


Be polite and nice. Anger is stress and stress feeds cancer. Stress is not
helping you. A little alcohol tonic soothes the nerves. Relax...

"A little sweetness goes a long, long way"
Babs Johnson, Pink Flamingos

Amen!



Bob Crantz November 9th 05 03:17 AM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Z8dcf.4518$4l5.3794@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:


Capt. Neal's self-worth revolves around what people say about him on

Usenet.
That's why his mood changes with each thread.

LP


Capt. Neal is a brilliant man and a Master Mariner!


He *used* to be...the sun baked his brain so badly in August that he's not
the same anymore.

LP


Capt Neal is a wonderful man. See the goodness in him. Relax, don't stress.
Fretting and stressing will age you. Think of what kind of curtains would
look so nice in his fine blue water cruiser. Offer to make some for him. He
does return in kind for good deeds. Maybe he will bake a pie for you or
catch an alligator to make a nice handbag and matching shoes. Negativity
gets you nowhere.



Capt. Neal® November 9th 05 06:05 PM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:n7dcf.4515$4l5.3893@dukeread05...
| No big deal! I told her to stop with the tanning beds and
| stop with the smoking but will she listen?
|
| I have stopped both, but we've talked maybe 3 minutes in the last month, so
| how would you know anything about me anymore?
|
| LP
|

Good for you. I'm proud of you because smoking is hard to quit.
Keep up the good work.

CN

Bozo November 9th 05 07:45 PM

New asa rule. Fake captains disallowed.
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

news:n7dcf.4515$4l5.3893@dukeread05...
| No big deal! I told her to stop with the tanning beds and
| stop with the smoking but will she listen?
|
| I have stopped both, but we've talked maybe 3 minutes in the last month,

so
| how would you know anything about me anymore?
|
| LP
|

Good for you. I'm proud of you because smoking is hard to quit.
Keep up the good work.

CN


Now that's courteous!

Amen!




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