Yes, a puppy will attract the females--to the
dog. Then when your unsavory personality is
revealed, you must notice the blank look, the
sudden comprehension of your nefarious intent,
and the speed at which they run away!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

A cute puppy is a real Babe Magnet!!! Better than a sailboat even! :-)

Well now Bart... if you were blessed with "Charisma" and the attention span
required to engage the shallow & superficial.... like I am..... the girls
would kneel at your feet and listen intently while fondling your puppy...
like they do for me.

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
Yes, a puppy will attract the females--to the
dog. Then when your unsavory personality is
revealed, you must notice the blank look, the
sudden comprehension of your nefarious intent,
and the speed at which they run away!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

A cute puppy is a real Babe Magnet!!! Better than a sailboat even! :-)

Maybe you are right. Now that I think about
it, I stand corrected. There are plenty of
shallow ignorant women out there. I'm sure
you could find one.

On the other hand, if you want a classy, intelligent
woman, a puppy won't help you, unless you ply
such women with lots of liquor until their mental
faculties are foggy and amenable.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Well now Bart... if you were blessed with "Charisma" and the attention
span
required to engage the shallow & superficial.... like I am..... the girls
would kneel at your feet and listen intently while fondling your puppy...
like they do for me.

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
Yes, a puppy will attract the females--to the
dog. Then when your unsavory personality is
revealed, you must notice the blank look, the
sudden comprehension of your nefarious intent,
and the speed at which they run away!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

A cute puppy is a real Babe Magnet!!! Better than a sailboat even! :-)