LP wrote in a motherly fashion: Lousy performance! I'll give you a D+
since you did put some effort into
the typing.

I thought the play on the word 'pilot' was pretty good, you know how I
worked in the 'age' reference and all. I ask for reconsideration of the
grade. I think it was worth a B.
--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Captain Lon" wrote:
Some choad who won't even post under his real name wrote: Your not
dissing Lady Pilot are you? God forbid


Who can forget old Slutz?

She, my fine man, is no captain. She is not even a sailor. The one and
only documented time she spent on a sailboat she was relegated to the
womanly chores below decks. She loves performing below jobs for the mens
on board!

She might have been a pilot once, that is something! She is so old she
was probably a pilot in the Calvary. She used to pile it here, and pile
it there.

Lousy performance! I'll give you a D+ since you did put some effort into
the typing.

LP

"Captain Lon" wrote:
LP wrote in a motherly fashion: Lousy performance! I'll give you a D+
since you did put some effort into
the typing.

I thought the play on the word 'pilot' was pretty good, you know how I
worked in the 'age' reference and all. I ask for reconsideration of the
grade. I think it was worth a B.

Well, after all, it was just fiction. I'll grade on a curve and give you a
C+.
Then I will have to take off for improper posting, so your down to a C-.

Break out your book, "Usenet for Dummies".

LP

Lady Pilot wrote: Well, after all, it was just fiction. I'll grade on a
curve and give you a
C+.
Then I will have to take off for improper posting, so your down to a C-.


Thank you for the reconsideration. I think a c- would be a fair grade. I
will try to do better in the future.

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:AFy8e.19186$lv1.11561@fed1read06...

"Captain Lon" wrote:
LP wrote in a motherly fashion: Lousy performance! I'll give you a D+
since you did put some effort into
the typing.

I thought the play on the word 'pilot' was pretty good, you know how I
worked in the 'age' reference and all. I ask for reconsideration of the
grade. I think it was worth a B.

Well, after all, it was just fiction. I'll grade on a curve and give you
a C+.
Then I will have to take off for improper posting, so your down to a C-.

Break out your book, "Usenet for Dummies".

LP