John Cairns wrote:
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene
Spafford

Culled from:

http://www.plonk.com/

I've celebrated similar sentiments by [mock][1] invading alt.bull****,
giving myself a grand title and running it in my sig.

I use it when I want to deliberately trigger BS detectors far and wide.

,,,
..oo The Grand Poo of
c The Royal Order of
- "It's all bull****." -- me Defecating Buffalo

[1] A self-parody of a newsgroup invasion. Volume was low.
Nobody noticed. Nobody cared. The "invasion" itself was
bull****, and that was the point. Add the obvious
wordplay from the Flinstones for a title ('Emperor' was
being over used at the time) and I come out with a sig that
can scream "This is bull****!" as necessary. [2]

[2] As you can see, I take my bull**** seriously.

--
,,,
..oo
c
- Soque - The Grand Poo of The Royal Order of Defecating Buffalo