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Popeye April 2nd 05 09:56 PM

Help! My foot is stuck in neal's ass!
 
Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg?
Popeye


Flying Tadpole April 2nd 05 11:05 PM



Red CloudŽ wrote:
snip

I understand Neal has been trying to post in a few other sailing groups and has
been getting slapped silly everywhere he goes.


Out of a less-than-overwhelming curiosity, which groups? (ie,
evidence, please)
--
Flying Tadpole

Donal April 3rd 05 12:37 AM


"Popeye" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg?


Why don't you ask the surgeon who amputated your brain? He did an excellent
job!



Regards


Donal
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Popeye April 3rd 05 12:51 AM


Donal wrote:
"Popeye" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg?


Why don't you ask the surgeon who amputated your brain? He did an

excellent
job!


Ye nonenctity! Ye doesn't amputates a brain!
Saints be praised - sober up ye Irishman!

Popeye

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket
when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt
something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implored, "let it
be blood!"


JG April 3rd 05 01:03 AM

Yeah, he popped up in rec.boats and rec.boats.cruising. I don't post there
typically, just lurk.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Red CloudŽ" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 07:35:20 +0930, Flying Tadpole

wrote:



Red CloudŽ wrote:
snip

I understand Neal has been trying to post in a few other sailing groups
and has
been getting slapped silly everywhere he goes.


Out of a less-than-overwhelming curiosity, which groups? (ie,
evidence, please)


I don't wish to add to the crossposting foolishness. Just check around in
the
more popular sailing and boat groups. You'll find him easily enough. He's
the
one flopping on the deck, gasping and bleeding badly. Even Peggy Hall
brought
him up short and made a fool out of him without much effort. He's having
this
problem in more than one group, and the response in all has been outright
rejection. They figured out he was a certifiable jackass before the bits
were
dry on his posts. He's getting whacked silly on both sides of the pond.

rusty redcloud




Donal April 3rd 05 01:42 AM


"Popeye" wrote in message
ups.com...

Donal wrote:
"Popeye" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg?


Why don't you ask the surgeon who amputated your brain? He did an

excellent
job!


Ye nonenctity! Ye doesn't amputates a brain!


Neal's hook is stuck in your mouth, and you think that your foot is stuck in
his arse.
How on Earth can you you be stupid enough to think that you have your foot
stuck in Neal's backside if you are still in possession of your brain?


Saints be praised - sober up ye Irishman!


Why? I don't most of my faculties to give you a good spanking.


Regards


Donal
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Popeye April 3rd 05 01:50 AM

I'm hooked? then so r u! whooooohooooo!
go on now, give Popeye a good spankin' ye lubber!


Steve Thomas April 3rd 05 01:58 AM

I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

"Popeye" wrote in message
ups.com...

Donal wrote:
"Popeye" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg?


Why don't you ask the surgeon who amputated your brain? He did an

excellent
job!


Ye nonenctity! Ye doesn't amputates a brain!
Saints be praised - sober up ye Irishman!

Popeye

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket
when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt
something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implored, "let it
be blood!"




John Cairns April 3rd 05 03:09 AM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Red CloudŽ wrote:
snip

I understand Neal has been trying to post in a few other sailing groups
and has
been getting slapped silly everywhere he goes.


Out of a less-than-overwhelming curiosity, which groups? (ie, evidence,
please)
--
Flying Tadpole


Culled from uk.rec.sailing, don't post there much, rarely in fact, but I do
read it, they have sailing posts there.

"Duncan Heenan" wrote in message
...

"Capt. NealŽ" wrote in message
...
This looks like a good sailing newsgroup. I notice there's not
a woman posting at this time.
Jolly good!

CN


I think you'll find the Gay Sailors Group on the third floor sir, turn
right out of the lift and shout "Hello sailor!". Roger, the Cabin Boy will
attend to you.



If you google the original you'll find that this was the only reply.

John Cairns



Thom Stewart April 3rd 05 05:06 AM

Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside?



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