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Help! My foot is stuck in neal's ass!
Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg?
Popeye |
Red Cloud® wrote: snip I understand Neal has been trying to post in a few other sailing groups and has been getting slapped silly everywhere he goes. Out of a less-than-overwhelming curiosity, which groups? (ie, evidence, please) -- Flying Tadpole |
"Popeye" wrote in message oups.com... Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg? Why don't you ask the surgeon who amputated your brain? He did an excellent job! Regards Donal -- |
Donal wrote: "Popeye" wrote in message oups.com... Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg? Why don't you ask the surgeon who amputated your brain? He did an excellent job! Ye nonenctity! Ye doesn't amputates a brain! Saints be praised - sober up ye Irishman! Popeye O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!" |
"Popeye" wrote in message ups.com... Donal wrote: "Popeye" wrote in message oups.com... Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg? Why don't you ask the surgeon who amputated your brain? He did an excellent job! Ye nonenctity! Ye doesn't amputates a brain! Neal's hook is stuck in your mouth, and you think that your foot is stuck in his arse. How on Earth can you you be stupid enough to think that you have your foot stuck in Neal's backside if you are still in possession of your brain? Saints be praised - sober up ye Irishman! Why? I don't most of my faculties to give you a good spanking. Regards Donal -- |
I'm hooked? then so r u! whooooohooooo!
go on now, give Popeye a good spankin' ye lubber! |
I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
"Popeye" wrote in message ups.com... Donal wrote: "Popeye" wrote in message oups.com... Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg? Why don't you ask the surgeon who amputated your brain? He did an excellent job! Ye nonenctity! Ye doesn't amputates a brain! Saints be praised - sober up ye Irishman! Popeye O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!" |
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Red Cloud® wrote: snip I understand Neal has been trying to post in a few other sailing groups and has been getting slapped silly everywhere he goes. Out of a less-than-overwhelming curiosity, which groups? (ie, evidence, please) -- Flying Tadpole Culled from uk.rec.sailing, don't post there much, rarely in fact, but I do read it, they have sailing posts there. "Duncan Heenan" wrote in message ... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... This looks like a good sailing newsgroup. I notice there's not a woman posting at this time. Jolly good! CN I think you'll find the Gay Sailors Group on the third floor sir, turn right out of the lift and shout "Hello sailor!". Roger, the Cabin Boy will attend to you. If you google the original you'll find that this was the only reply. John Cairns |
Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside?
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Old, but funny....
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Steve Thomas" wrote in message .. . I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. |
LOL
Thom Stewart wrote: Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside? -- Flying Tadpole |
He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole.
Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside? |
But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_
singularity, with no event horizon... FT Scout wrote: He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole. Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside? |
Do you believe Popeye has not reached the point of no return?
Can you estimate the mass of the hole in question? Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_ singularity, with no event horizon... FT Scout wrote: He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole. Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside? |
Scout wrote: Do you believe Popeye has not reached the point of no return? To be blunt, I have no wish to contemplate what the point in question might be. Can you estimate the mass of the hole in question? Not possible, since it comprises Dark Matter. FT Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_ singularity, with no event horizon... FT Scout wrote: He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole. Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside? |
hmmm, if it were a multiple choice question, and given a whole body mass for
CN of 80 kilograms, I would've guessed the critical circumference to be about 1.12E-64 meters (or 4.39E-63 inches). So Popeye should be audible to us. Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Scout wrote: Do you believe Popeye has not reached the point of no return? To be blunt, I have no wish to contemplate what the point in question might be. Can you estimate the mass of the hole in question? Not possible, since it comprises Dark Matter. FT Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_ singularity, with no event horizon... FT Scout wrote: He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole. Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside? |
OK. Your maths seems about right...I think...but it's still
meaningless if the object in question is larger on the inside than it is on the outside. I think it's now clear, that whether he entered foot first or head first, poor Popeye has got himself stuck in a TURDIS. I leave the acronym to you. FT Scout wrote: hmmm, if it were a multiple choice question, and given a whole body mass for CN of 80 kilograms, I would've guessed the critical circumference to be about 1.12E-64 meters (or 4.39E-63 inches). So Popeye should be audible to us. Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Scout wrote: Do you believe Popeye has not reached the point of no return? To be blunt, I have no wish to contemplate what the point in question might be. Can you estimate the mass of the hole in question? Not possible, since it comprises Dark Matter. FT Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_ singularity, with no event horizon... FT Scout wrote: He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole. Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside? |
I'm fairly certain about the 2nd half of the acronym, lol. But, given the
appropriateness of it, I'm not sure any elaboration is necessary! Head first? Yuck! Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... OK. Your maths seems about right...I think...but it's still meaningless if the object in question is larger on the inside than it is on the outside. I think it's now clear, that whether he entered foot first or head first, poor Popeye has got himself stuck in a TURDIS. I leave the acronym to you. FT Scout wrote: hmmm, if it were a multiple choice question, and given a whole body mass for CN of 80 kilograms, I would've guessed the critical circumference to be about 1.12E-64 meters (or 4.39E-63 inches). So Popeye should be audible to us. Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Scout wrote: Do you believe Popeye has not reached the point of no return? To be blunt, I have no wish to contemplate what the point in question might be. Can you estimate the mass of the hole in question? Not possible, since it comprises Dark Matter. FT Scout "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_ singularity, with no event horizon... FT Scout wrote: He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole. Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside? |
"Flying Tadpole" wrote: OK. Your maths seems about right...I think...but it's still meaningless if the object in question is larger on the inside than it is on the outside. I think it's now clear, that whether he entered foot first or head first, poor Popeye has got himself stuck in a TURDIS. Hahahaha! Gotta go dry the coffee outta my keyboard.... Seahag |
Haggy;
After Scout and the Tad got finish their discussion, I'll be damned if I remember what the Question was? Do you have the Masts up? Ole Thom http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage |
Tad,
As usual, you sent me to the dictionary. and as usual I couldn't find the word. This time I did find a close word that made me laugh! turbid; adj. muddy, thick: disordered, muddled L. turbidus----turba, tumult It did fit. Then came the problem; did Tad just misspell it or just his poetic license? Once again I'm left with the feeling; "the more I learn the dumber I get!" Ole Thom |
Thom Stewart wrote:
It did fit. Then came the problem; did Tad just misspell it or just his poetic license? Look for "Tardis". -- Wally www.artbywally.com/FiatPandaRally/index.htm www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Thom,
suffice it to say we may have to rename him "Poopeye" Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Tad, As usual, you sent me to the dictionary. and as usual I couldn't find the word. This time I did find a close word that made me laugh! turbid; adj. muddy, thick: disordered, muddled L. turbidus----turba, tumult It did fit. Then came the problem; did Tad just misspell it or just his poetic license? Once again I'm left with the feeling; "the more I learn the dumber I get!" Ole Thom |
So, as I was saying LP. (you asked for an example)
Assholes like this one come here on the attack, even those who have nothing to do with whatever happened with your net cop problem. I rest my case. Scout "Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message ... On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 12:34:31 -0400, "Scout" top posted like a moron and wrote: Thom, suffice it to say we may have to rename him "Poopeye" Scout Suffice it to say that you're still a moron. -- gburnore@databasix dot com --------------------------------------------------------------------------- How you look depends on where you go. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gary L. Burnore | ÝÛ³ºÝ³Þ³ºÝ³³Ýۺݳ޳ºÝ³Ý³Þ³ºÝ³ÝÝÛ³ | ÝÛ³ºÝ³Þ³ºÝ³³Ýۺݳ޳ºÝ³Ý³Þ³ºÝ³ÝÝÛ³ DataBasix | ÝÛ³ºÝ³Þ³ºÝ³³Ýۺݳ޳ºÝ³Ý³Þ³ºÝ³ÝÝÛ³ | ÝÛ³ 3 4 1 4 2 ݳ޳ 6 9 0 6 9 ÝÛ³ Black Helicopter Repair Svcs Division | Official Proof of Purchase ================================================== ========================= Want one? GET one! http://signup.databasix.com ================================================== ========================= |
"Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message
... On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 13:53:36 -0400, "Scout" top posted like a ****ing moron and wrote: So, as I was saying LP. (you asked for an example) Assholes like this one come here on the attack, I'm not on the attack. Were I to be, you'd know. Merely pointing out you're a ****ing top posting moron. That's a fact. Not an attack. And if you weren't such a jerk, you might have noticed that I top AND bottom post, as well as snip for brevity, depending on the direction my fellow posters take. I typically remain flexible as a sign of courtesy, something you wouldn't know about. You might be interested to know that the inability to deal with little changes like that are a sign of a learning disability. Surprise, surprise. Scout |
Scout,
I do believe you Knocked Neal clean off the 'net. He's posting as "Gary L Burnmore" YA GOT EM old Buddy!!!! |
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Scout, I do believe you Knocked Neal clean off the 'net. He's posting as "Gary L Burnmore" YA GOT EM old Buddy!!!! Yes, sir! I am one powerful dude! I'm everywhere and I own everything . . . I even post to a 'destroyed' newsgroup. Thom, maybe you should listen to Cairns when he says you give me too much credit. Cairns is strange but he's spot on with that particular observation. CN |
Thom,
Haggie's unsubscribed for now...she visited for two deconds, sqw the chaos, and left....she hates flonkers... "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Haggy; After Scout and the Tad got finish their discussion, I'll be damned if I remember what the Question was? Do you have the Masts up? Ole Thom http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage |
Scout, you might want to consider not responding to this terd. He's not
interested in much except smelling good in his own mind. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scout" wrote in message ... "Gary L. Burnore" wrote in message ... On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 13:53:36 -0400, "Scout" top posted like a ****ing moron and wrote: So, as I was saying LP. (you asked for an example) Assholes like this one come here on the attack, I'm not on the attack. Were I to be, you'd know. Merely pointing out you're a ****ing top posting moron. That's a fact. Not an attack. And if you weren't such a jerk, you might have noticed that I top AND bottom post, as well as snip for brevity, depending on the direction my fellow posters take. I typically remain flexible as a sign of courtesy, something you wouldn't know about. You might be interested to know that the inability to deal with little changes like that are a sign of a learning disability. Surprise, surprise. Scout |
"JG" wrote in message ... Scout, you might want to consider not responding to this terd. He's not interested in much except smelling good in his own mind. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com The netKKKop speaks . . . CN |
"Popeye" wrote in message Yar! Would someone please amputate my leg? Popeye Quick--chew it off. You won't regret it. Max |
"Popeye" wrote in message - sober up ye Irishman! A non sequitur. Max |
"katysails" wrote: Thom, Haggie's unsubscribed for now...she visited for two deconds, sqw the chaos, and left....she hates flonkers... I see you ran her off from the effects of your netkkkopping hobby. Too bad, she was a nice person. LP |
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"JG" wrote in message ... Old, but funny.... That describes LP! Funny smelling that is. Lonny B "Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Steve Thomas" wrote in message .. . I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. |
"Lonny B" wrote: "Red Cloud®" wrote in message " Even Peggy Hall brought him up short and made a fool out of him without much effort. " I remember her! She used to slap him around here too. Years ago. Back when LP was only 70 years old and still had two teeth! Lonny B "Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson Your in love, again for the third time today! You will get over it... LP |
"Lonny B" wrote: "JG" wrote: Old, but funny.... That describes LP! Funny smelling that is. This post reminds me of the old song..."Always on My Mind". Don't fall too hard, I've dealt with your type before... LP "Steve Thomas" wrote in message .. . I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. |
Capt. Neal® wrote:
: "JG" wrote in message : ... :: Scout, you might want to consider not responding to this terd. He's :: not interested in much except smelling good in his own mind. :: :: -- :: "j" ganz @@ :: www.sailnow.com : : : The netKKKop speaks . . . one can only wonder if he also plans to KKKop those who dare to respond? : : CN -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9 em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/ http://www.radioxanadu.tk =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= His elevator doesn't go to the top. ================================================== ==================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ================================================== ==================== "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles ================================================== ==================== "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy ================================================== ==================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ================================================== ==================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' Meow |
Steve Leyland wrote:
Capt. Neal® wrote: : "JG" wrote in message : ... :: Scout, you might want to consider not responding to this terd. He's :: not interested in much except smelling good in his own mind. :: :: -- :: "j" ganz @@ :: www.sailnow.com : : : The netKKKop speaks . . . one can only wonder if he also plans to KKKop those who dare to respond? : : CN Hi Steve Welcome back.. you must have missed my last question yesterday. What do you think of people that make a practice of posting under other peoples names? JR |
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