Old, but funny....

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"Steve Thomas" wrote in message
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I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Thom Stewart wrote:
Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside?


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Flying Tadpole

He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole.
Scout

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside?

But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_
singularity, with no event horizon...

FT

Scout wrote:
He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole.
Scout

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside?

Do you believe Popeye has not reached the point of no return?
Can you estimate the mass of the hole in question?
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_ singularity,
with no event horizon...

FT

Scout wrote:
He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole.
Scout

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside?

Scout wrote:
Do you believe Popeye has not reached the point of no return?

To be blunt, I have no wish to contemplate what the point in
question might be.

Can you estimate the mass of the hole in question?

Not possible, since it comprises Dark Matter.

FT

Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_ singularity,
with no event horizon...

FT

Scout wrote:

He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole.
Scout

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside?

hmmm, if it were a multiple choice question, and given a whole body mass for
CN of 80 kilograms, I would've guessed the critical circumference to be
about 1.12E-64 meters (or 4.39E-63 inches). So Popeye should be audible to
us.
Scout


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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Scout wrote:
Do you believe Popeye has not reached the point of no return?

To be blunt, I have no wish to contemplate what the point in question
might be.

Can you estimate the mass of the hole in question?

Not possible, since it comprises Dark Matter.

FT

Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_ singularity,
with no event horizon...

FT

Scout wrote:

He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole.
Scout

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside?

OK. Your maths seems about right...I think...but it's still
meaningless if the object in question is larger on the inside
than it is on the outside. I think it's now clear, that whether
he entered foot first or head first, poor Popeye has got himself
stuck in a TURDIS.

I leave the acronym to you.

FT

Scout wrote:
hmmm, if it were a multiple choice question, and given a whole body mass for
CN of 80 kilograms, I would've guessed the critical circumference to be
about 1.12E-64 meters (or 4.39E-63 inches). So Popeye should be audible to
us.
Scout


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scout wrote:

Do you believe Popeye has not reached the point of no return?

To be blunt, I have no wish to contemplate what the point in question
might be.


Can you estimate the mass of the hole in question?

Not possible, since it comprises Dark Matter.

FT


Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_ singularity,
with no event horizon...

FT

Scout wrote:


He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole.
Scout

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside?

I'm fairly certain about the 2nd half of the acronym, lol. But, given the
appropriateness of it, I'm not sure any elaboration is necessary!
Head first? Yuck!
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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OK. Your maths seems about right...I think...but it's still meaningless if
the object in question is larger on the inside than it is on the outside.
I think it's now clear, that whether he entered foot first or head first,
poor Popeye has got himself stuck in a TURDIS.

I leave the acronym to you.

FT

Scout wrote:
hmmm, if it were a multiple choice question, and given a whole body mass
for CN of 80 kilograms, I would've guessed the critical circumference to
be about 1.12E-64 meters (or 4.39E-63 inches). So Popeye should be
audible to us.
Scout


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scout wrote:

Do you believe Popeye has not reached the point of no return?

To be blunt, I have no wish to contemplate what the point in question
might be.


Can you estimate the mass of the hole in question?

Not possible, since it comprises Dark Matter.

FT


Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


But... even sound might escape, if it were from a _naked_ singularity,
with no event horizon...

FT

Scout wrote:


He must be outside Thom; not even sound escapes a black hole.
Scout

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...



Popeye; Are you shouting from the inside or the outside?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:
OK. Your maths seems about right...I think...but it's still meaningless if
the object in question is larger on the inside than it is on the outside.
I think it's now clear, that whether he entered foot first or head first,
poor Popeye has got himself stuck in a TURDIS.

Hahahaha! Gotta go dry the coffee outta my keyboard....

Seahag