"DSK" wrote in message

No, I'm saying that a conditional is apparently beyond your ken. But at
least you realized it's an insult.

The hell you say.... you're the one backing up... not me!
I called you on it and you implied that you didn't mean what you said... but
now you say you did?
Make up your mind Doug... either you are calling me a drug addled braggart
or you're not.
Don't worry ... I won't slap you around too hard... just enough to let you
understand you ain't above me on the peckin' order around here!


Oh, OK. Backing down, eh?

No Doug, I ain't..... you really do act like a simpleton on many
occasions..... especially when you start to over-estimate your value!

To save wear and tear on your palms?

No Doug... I save the back of my hand for pussies and pretentious little
smucks that step out of line.


Not hardly. Or at least, not any drugs other than Ibuprofen and caffeine.

Yeah Dougy .... that's right.... you are free to attribute your sudden
weekly rise in virility to your clean livin' and wholesome outlook!

CM

WTF were we arguing about again... oh yeah, got it

Capt. Mooron wrote:
The hell you say.... you're the one backing up... not me!
I called you on it and you implied that you didn't mean what you said... but
now you say you did?

What I said was pretty clear to anybody with a 5th grade comprehension
of English.

I did not say that you can't hold a job. I said that you can hold a job
in a location where there's no competition due to chronic labor shortage.

See the difference? Steady up, I'm trying to help you, here.

Make up your mind Doug... either you are calling me a drug addled braggart
or you're not.

I only know how you act on the internet.

You act like a drug-addled braggart... in fact you brag about using
drugs... should I assume that you're not one?


Don't worry ... I won't slap you around too hard...

I'm not worried at all.

DSK

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"DSK" wrote in message

Don't worry ... I won't slap you around too hard... just enough to let you
understand you ain't above me on the peckin' order around here!

Oh, OK. Backing down, eh?

No Doug, I ain't..... you really do act like a simpleton on many
occasions..... especially when you start to over-estimate your value!

To save wear and tear on your palms?

No Doug... I save the back of my hand for pussies and pretentious little
smucks that step out of line.

Is a woman considered a pussy? ;-)

LP (wonders if Capt. Mooron abuses women...)

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:rsQUd.16647$ds.6697@okepread07...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
No Doug... I save the back of my hand for pussies and pretentious little
smucks that step out of line.

Is a woman considered a pussy? ;-)

I think Mooron is referring to Gaynzy types.

Most enlightened men, such as Bertie the Bunyip,
refer to women as '****s' or as 'Stupid ****s'.

I hope this helps.

CN

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
No Doug... I save the back of my hand for pussies and pretentious little
smucks that step out of line.

Is a woman considered a pussy? ;-)

I think Mooron is referring to Gaynzy types.

How would you know this?

Most enlightened men, such as Bertie the Bunyip, refer to women as '****s'
or as 'Stupid ****s'.

I hope this helps.

Not really, your just trying to confuse the idle chatter or chit-chat?
So are you saying that verbal abuse is okay, but physical abuse isn't? Or
perhaps the other way around?

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

Is a woman considered a pussy? ;-)

No Darlin'.... a woman is a life support system for a pussy

LP (wonders if Capt. Mooron abuses women...)

I've been known to have placed more a few over my lap to administer a
spanking... but only when they've been very naughty.

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

Is a woman considered a pussy? ;-)

No Darlin'.... a woman is a life support system for a pussy

Kind of like Bobsprit? lol

LP (wonders if Capt. Mooron abuses women...)

I've been known to have placed more a few over my lap to administer a
spanking... but only when they've been very naughty.

But I thought you *liked* your women to be naughty!?!?

LP