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Gilligan
 
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He's brilliant.


"JG" wrote in message
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Neal's just stupid.

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"Scout" wrote in message
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Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and

you
were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get

one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good

for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
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Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does


not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout







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Jon,

Stand back and observer! The Giants of the un-monitored discussion group
have unleashed there Swords. Stand back and learn.

They're out of my league, I'm pretty sure they're out of yours.

Have at it guys; the field is all yours!

Ole Thom




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JG
 
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What are ranting about? Gilligan is certainly smarter than most. Neal is
just an asshole.

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Jon,

Stand back and observer! The Giants of the un-monitored discussion group
have unleashed there Swords. Stand back and learn.

They're out of my league, I'm pretty sure they're out of yours.

Have at it guys; the field is all yours!

Ole Thom




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage



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Gilligan
 
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The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt. He is now being
compared to heroes in classic literature, Thoreau.and William Jennings
Bryant.

I think he's a lot like Barry Goldwater too.

What do you think?

Gilligan

"JG" wrote in message
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What are ranting about? Gilligan is certainly smarter than most. Neal is
just an asshole.

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Jon,

Stand back and observer! The Giants of the un-monitored discussion group
have unleashed there Swords. Stand back and learn.

They're out of my league, I'm pretty sure they're out of yours.

Have at it guys; the field is all yours!

Ole Thom




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage





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katysails
 
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I think you got it all wrong.

"Gilligan" wrote in message
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The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt. He is now
being
compared to heroes in classic literature, Thoreau.and William Jennings
Bryant.

I think he's a lot like Barry Goldwater too.

What do you think?

Gilligan

"JG" wrote in message
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What are ranting about? Gilligan is certainly smarter than most. Neal is
just an asshole.

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www.sailnow.com

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Jon,

Stand back and observer! The Giants of the un-monitored discussion
group
have unleashed there Swords. Stand back and learn.

They're out of my league, I'm pretty sure they're out of yours.

Have at it guys; the field is all yours!

Ole Thom




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage









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I think Gilligan must not be as smart as I originally thought if he thinks
that I would actually reply to him after I've plonked him.

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"katysails" wrote in message
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I think you got it all wrong.

"Gilligan" wrote in message
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The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt. He is now
being
compared to heroes in classic literature, Thoreau.and William Jennings
Bryant.

I think he's a lot like Barry Goldwater too.

What do you think?

Gilligan

"JG" wrote in message
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What are ranting about? Gilligan is certainly smarter than most. Neal is
just an asshole.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Jon,

Stand back and observer! The Giants of the un-monitored discussion
group
have unleashed there Swords. Stand back and learn.

They're out of my league, I'm pretty sure they're out of yours.

Have at it guys; the field is all yours!

Ole Thom




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsPage









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"Gilligan" wrote:
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt.


I won! :-)

He is now being
compared to heroes in classic literature, Thoreau.and William Jennings
Bryant.


So do you think Capt. Neal would like my new beehive hairdo? hehee

I think he's a lot like Barry Goldwater too.

What do you think?


How did you know that Capt. Neal has a Barry Goldwater sticker on his
vehicle? lol

LP


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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:cvQUd.16648$ds.1120@okepread07...

"Gilligan" wrote:
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt.


I won! :-)


As if Katy ever had a chance . . . The woman has no claws - only false teeth
that need Polydent to stay in.

CN
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otnmbrd
 
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If Lady Pilot thinks she won something worthwhile, I'd suggest she might
want to try raising her standards..... course then again, any woman who
would get into a "catfight" in a NG over some dipsquat wannabe
sailor.........
Course, I'm just a no class, low class, merchant seaman, so, what would I
know..........

otn



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:cvQUd.16648$ds.1120@okepread07...

"Gilligan" wrote:
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt.


I won! :-)


As if Katy ever had a chance . . . The woman has no claws - only false
teeth
that need Polydent to stay in.

CN



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katysails
 
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So how did you explain the scars flayed across tour back

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Gilligan" wrote:
The good Capt is really a nice person. Just look at what is going on.
There's been a catfight of jealous rage over the good Capt.


I won! :-)


As if Katy ever had a chance . . . The woman has no claws - only false
teeth
that need Polydent to stay in.

CN





 
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