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"Scout" wrote:

Mark Twain also said that when he had discovered all there was to discover
about his boat and the waters that he navigated, he no longer had any
passion for either.


Hmmm, I wonder how long that's going to take tied to his mooring?

LP


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But the water around my mooring are constantly changing.

There are always new beer cans, turds floating and laying on
the bottom, different arrangements of toilet paper on the bottom,
luxurious growths of sea grass because of the fertilizer, schools
of plump catfish swimming around, oil slicks, orange peels,
banana peels, odd bits of old line, rusty anchor chain, tin cans, etc.
to look at. There's even a manatee or two from time to time. Or is
that Miss Mo'lissa stalking me?

CN


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"Scout" wrote:

Mark Twain also said that when he had discovered all there was to discover
about his boat and the waters that he navigated, he no longer had any
passion for either.


Hmmm, I wonder how long that's going to take tied to his mooring?

LP


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And don't forget the frequent discharges of CN's precious bodily fluids!
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But the water around my mooring are constantly changing.

There are always new beer cans, turds floating and laying on the bottom,
different arrangements of toilet paper on the bottom, luxurious growths of
sea grass because of the fertilizer, schools of plump catfish swimming
around, oil slicks, orange peels, banana peels, odd bits of old line,
rusty anchor chain, tin cans, etc. to look at. There's even a manatee or
two from time to time. Or is
that Miss Mo'lissa stalking me?
CN


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"Scout" wrote:

Mark Twain also said that when he had discovered all there was to
discover about his boat and the waters that he navigated, he no longer
had any passion for either.


Hmmm, I wonder how long that's going to take tied to his mooring?

LP



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"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
But the water around my mooring are constantly changing.


You mean the water turns any color but yellow?

There are always new beer cans,


Change brands again?

turds floating and laying on the bottom,


Changed your diet?

different arrangements of toilet paper on the bottom,


Tsk, tsk, tsk...I told you how I feel about littering...

rusty anchor chain,


You tossed that overboard too? sigh

There's even a manatee or two from time to time. Or is
that Miss Mo'lissa stalking me?


I'm sure she showed up the day I left...

LP


 
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