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Only in Ireland....and some parts of the USofA
OzOne wrote in message A guy applies for a job on a building site as a labourer, gets hired, and turns out to be the best worker the boss has seen. However, the next Monday he calls in sick. "Hmm.. taking a long week-end" thinks the boss, but as he's such a great worker he let's it go. For the rest of the week he works his arse off, but calls in sick again on the next Monday. The boss questions him on the Tuesday, and all the worker says is "I was sick. I told you that on the phone". The third Monday comes around and the worker calls in sick again, so the boss decides to pay him a visit and catch him out. He drives around to his house to see his car in the driveway, and bangs on the door. As he does so, the door creaks open to show the worker and some bird going the tonk on the loungeroom floor. The boss is embarrassed at first and says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to barge in, but I thought I better come and check on you to see if you're okay". He looks at the girl for a minute and says "Hey, this girl looks remarkably like you! who is she?" "She's my sister" says the worker. "You're sister?" "You're ****ing your sister?" the boss says in disbelief. The worker replies "Well, yeah. I *told* you I was sick"  That could only occur in the blue states. g Max |
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