OzOne wrote in message

A guy applies for a job on a building site as a labourer, gets hired,
and
turns out to be the best worker the boss has seen. However, the next
Monday
he calls in sick. "Hmm.. taking a long week-end" thinks the boss, but
as
he's such a great worker he let's it go.

For the rest of the week he works his arse off, but calls in sick
again on
the next Monday. The boss questions him on the Tuesday, and all the
worker
says is "I was sick. I told you that on the phone".

The third Monday comes around and the worker calls in sick again, so
the
boss decides to pay him a visit and catch him out. He drives around to
his
house to see his car in the driveway, and bangs on the door. As he
does so,
the door creaks open to show the worker and some bird going the tonk
on the
loungeroom floor.

The boss is embarrassed at first and says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
barge
in, but I thought I better come and check on you to see if you're
okay". He
looks at the girl for a minute and says "Hey, this girl looks
remarkably
like you! who is she?"

"She's my sister" says the worker. "You're sister?" "You're ****ing
your
sister?" the boss says in disbelief.

The worker replies "Well, yeah. I *told* you I was sick"

That could only occur in the blue states. g

Max