OzOne wrote in message

A guy applies for a job on a building site as a labourer, gets hired,
and
turns out to be the best worker the boss has seen. However, the next
Monday
he calls in sick. "Hmm.. taking a long week-end" thinks the boss, but
as
he's such a great worker he let's it go.

For the rest of the week he works his arse off, but calls in sick
again on
the next Monday. The boss questions him on the Tuesday, and all the
worker
says is "I was sick. I told you that on the phone".

The third Monday comes around and the worker calls in sick again, so
the
boss decides to pay him a visit and catch him out. He drives around to
his
house to see his car in the driveway, and bangs on the door. As he
does so,
the door creaks open to show the worker and some bird going the tonk
on the
loungeroom floor.

The boss is embarrassed at first and says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
barge
in, but I thought I better come and check on you to see if you're
okay". He
looks at the girl for a minute and says "Hey, this girl looks
remarkably
like you! who is she?"

"She's my sister" says the worker. "You're sister?" "You're ****ing
your
sister?" the boss says in disbelief.

The worker replies "Well, yeah. I *told* you I was sick"

That could only occur in the blue states. g

Max

A guy applies fo' a job on a buildin' site as a labourer, gits hired, an'
turns out t'be th' bess wawker th' bost has see. Howevah, th' next Monday
he calls in sick. Shet mah mouth! "Hmm, dawgone it.. takin' a long
week-end" reckons th' bost, but as he's sech a great wawker he less it go.
Fo' th' ress of th' week he wawks his arse off, but calls in sick agin on
th' next Monday. Th' bost quesshuns him on th' Tuesday, an' all the wawker
says is "ah was sick. Shet mah mouth! ah told yo' thet on th' phone". Th'
third Monday comes aroun' an' th' wawker calls in sick agin, so the bost
decides t'pay him a viset an' ketch him out. He drives aroun' to his house
t'see his car in th' driveway, an' bangs on th' dore. As he does so, th'
dore creaks open t'show th' wawker an' some bird gwine th' tonk on the
loungeroom flore. Th' bost is embarrassed at fust an' says "ah's so'ry, ah
didn't mean to barge in, but ah thunk ah better come an' check on yo'
t'see eff'n yer okay". He looks at th' gal fo' a minute an' says "Hey,
this hyar gal looks remarkably like yo'! Fry mah hide! who is she?" "She's
mah sister" says th' wawker. "Yer sister?" "Yer ****in' yer sister?" th'
bost says in disbelief. Th' wawker replies "Wal, yeah. ah told yo' ah was
sick" Oz1...of th' 3 twins. ah welcome yo' t'crackerbox palace,We've been
speckin' yo'.
















OzOne wrote:
A guy applies for a job on a building site as a labourer,
gets hired, and
turns out to be the best worker the boss has seen.
However, the next Monday
he calls in sick. "Hmm.. taking a long week-end" thinks
the boss, but as
he's such a great worker he let's it go.

For the rest of the week he works his arse off, but calls
in sick again on
the next Monday. The boss questions him on the Tuesday,
and all the worker
says is "I was sick. I told you that on the phone".

The third Monday comes around and the worker calls in
sick again, so the
boss decides to pay him a visit and catch him out. He
drives around to his
house to see his car in the driveway, and bangs on the
door. As he does so,
the door creaks open to show the worker and some bird
going the tonk on the
loungeroom floor.

The boss is embarrassed at first and says "I'm sorry, I
didn't mean to barge
in, but I thought I better come and check on you to see
if you're okay". He
looks at the girl for a minute and says "Hey, this girl
looks remarkably
like you! who is she?"

"She's my sister" says the worker. "You're sister?"
"You're ****ing your
sister?" the boss says in disbelief.

The worker replies "Well, yeah. I *told* you I was sick"



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting
you.

Maxipad is jealous.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Maxprop" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message

A guy applies for a job on a building site as a labourer, gets hired,
and
turns out to be the best worker the boss has seen. However, the next
Monday
he calls in sick. "Hmm.. taking a long week-end" thinks the boss, but
as
he's such a great worker he let's it go.

For the rest of the week he works his arse off, but calls in sick
again on
the next Monday. The boss questions him on the Tuesday, and all the
worker
says is "I was sick. I told you that on the phone".

The third Monday comes around and the worker calls in sick again, so
the
boss decides to pay him a visit and catch him out. He drives around to
his
house to see his car in the driveway, and bangs on the door. As he
does so,
the door creaks open to show the worker and some bird going the tonk
on the
loungeroom floor.

The boss is embarrassed at first and says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
barge
in, but I thought I better come and check on you to see if you're
okay". He
looks at the girl for a minute and says "Hey, this girl looks
remarkably
like you! who is she?"

"She's my sister" says the worker. "You're sister?" "You're ****ing
your
sister?" the boss says in disbelief.

The worker replies "Well, yeah. I *told* you I was sick"

That could only occur in the blue states. g

Max