"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply
never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose
and direct the sneeze out your mouth.
Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses
reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away
most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come
in contact with the membranes and you get a cold.

Did you get this fine piece of "scientific" info from Rubber Doll Monthly?

I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever
since I stopped sneezing.

Or, gee, could it be that you never come into contact with anyone, ever?

Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason.
Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing.

You're the expert.

Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps.

It made my day, Cappy. Thanks.

Max

Damn it Neal, stop giving Maxipad ideas.

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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply
never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose
and direct the sneeze out your mouth.
Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses
reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away
most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come
in contact with the membranes and you get a cold.

Did you get this fine piece of "scientific" info from Rubber Doll Monthly?

I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever
since I stopped sneezing.

Or, gee, could it be that you never come into contact with anyone, ever?

Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason.
Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing.

You're the expert.

Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps.

It made my day, Cappy. Thanks.

Max