Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply
never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose
and direct the sneeze out your mouth.

Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses
reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away
most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come
in contact with the membranes and you get a cold.

I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever
since I stopped sneezing.

Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason.
Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing.

Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal


"Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net...

"Donal" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
You don't know just how lucky you are. I've been suffering with Type B
Influenza for the past three days.

95% of people who claim that they have flu actually have nothing more than
a
mild cold.

95% of the people are smarter than you. There are influenza test kits,
Einstein. I tested positive for Type B.

Did you blow your nose?

Fever, chills, headache, productive bronchial congestion, muscle aches,
severe malaise.

Do you know HOW to blow your nose?

Max

ohhhh.............your a sick puppy.
gf.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply
never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose
and direct the sneeze out your mouth.
Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses
reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away
most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come
in contact with the membranes and you get a cold.

I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever
since I stopped sneezing.

Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason.
Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing.

Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal


"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Donal" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
You don't know just how lucky you are. I've been suffering with Type B
Influenza for the past three days.

95% of people who claim that they have flu actually have nothing more
than a
mild cold.

95% of the people are smarter than you. There are influenza test kits,
Einstein. I tested positive for Type B.

Did you blow your nose?

Fever, chills, headache, productive bronchial congestion, muscle aches,
severe malaise.

Do you know HOW to blow your nose?

Max

Hey Neal... looks like you've got another boyfriend in the making. I'm sure
Joey will be jealous.

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"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
ohhhh.............your a sick puppy.
gf.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply
never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose
and direct the sneeze out your mouth.
Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses
reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away
most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come
in contact with the membranes and you get a cold.

I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever
since I stopped sneezing.

Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason.
Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing.

Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal


"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Donal" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
You don't know just how lucky you are. I've been suffering with Type
B
Influenza for the past three days.

95% of people who claim that they have flu actually have nothing more
than a
mild cold.

95% of the people are smarter than you. There are influenza test kits,
Einstein. I tested positive for Type B.

Did you blow your nose?

Fever, chills, headache, productive bronchial congestion, muscle aches,
severe malaise.

Do you know HOW to blow your nose?

Max

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply
never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose
and direct the sneeze out your mouth.
Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses
reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away
most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come
in contact with the membranes and you get a cold.

Did you get this fine piece of "scientific" info from Rubber Doll Monthly?

I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever
since I stopped sneezing.

Or, gee, could it be that you never come into contact with anyone, ever?

Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason.
Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing.

You're the expert.

Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps.

It made my day, Cappy. Thanks.

Max

Damn it Neal, stop giving Maxipad ideas.

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www.sailnow.com

"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply
never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose
and direct the sneeze out your mouth.
Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses
reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away
most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come
in contact with the membranes and you get a cold.

Did you get this fine piece of "scientific" info from Rubber Doll Monthly?

I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever
since I stopped sneezing.

Or, gee, could it be that you never come into contact with anyone, ever?

Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason.
Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing.

You're the expert.

Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps.

It made my day, Cappy. Thanks.

Max