Speaking of conspiracy theories, did you hear about the gov't wants to
do away with fuel tax and go to a system based on miles driven? Kept
track by a GPS installed in your car. Talk about 1984!
They say the high fuel mileage cars aren't paying their ''fair share''
of the road tax. Sheesh, guess we should all be driving luxury SUVs.

Scotty


"Maxprop" wrote in message
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"JG" wrote in message

Didn't bother to get your flu shot, huh... you must be one heck of
a
healthcare worker.

Yeah, I got the ****ing shot, for all the good it did, or ever does.
I'm
surprised that you, Mr. Conspiracy Theorist, bought into the whole
flu shot
scam.

Max

"Maxprop" wrote

95% of the people are smarter than you. There are influenza test
kits,
Einstein. I tested positive for Type B.

Did you blow your nose?

Fever, chills, headache, productive bronchial congestion, muscle
aches,
severe malaise.

Do you know HOW to blow your nose?

That's a shame Max, I know the feeling. Does your wife baby you when
you're sick? Mine does.

Scotty

That's a shame Max, I know the feeling. Does your wife baby you when
you're sick?

SNORT
I can't even imagine Max putting up with being babied....

Mine does.

how touchung...

Scotty

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply
never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose
and direct the sneeze out your mouth.
Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses
reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away
most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come
in contact with the membranes and you get a cold.

Did you get this fine piece of "scientific" info from Rubber Doll Monthly?

I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever
since I stopped sneezing.

Or, gee, could it be that you never come into contact with anyone, ever?

Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason.
Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing.

You're the expert.

Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps.

It made my day, Cappy. Thanks.

Max

"Donal" wrote in message

Oh great!!!! You subjected yourself to a test kit.

Adminstered by a physician, you dunce. These kits are available only to
clinics, hospitals, and physicians' offices. You make a lot of wrong
assumptions, Donal, which leads one to believe your really aren't terribly
bright.

It really sounds like you had a blocked nose.

I'd have been more than happy to lend you a few virions in order for you to
make up your own mind. In fact, I'd have been tickled to have you suffer
the same Sx, you've been such a trolling jerk.

There is nothing to be ashamed of.

Not so sure about that--you really should be ashamed of your obtuse posts.
The innate stupidity in them would cause embarassement to a normal
individual.

Many people feel a little bit "under
the weather" when they have a blocked nose. Wimps feel entitled to claim
sick pay when they are a little unwell.

I earn a living from seeing my patients. "Sick pay" isn't in my vernacular.
This illness cost me three months or more of your pay.

Stick to whatever it is you do, Donal. With respect to things medical,
you're a babe in the woods.

Max

"JG" wrote in message

Sounds like you need another shot.

Now that you mention it, another Jack Daniels does sound like a good idea.
Thanks.

Max

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

That's a shame Max, I know the feeling. Does your wife baby you when
you're sick? Mine does.

Nope. She's a nurse, and treats me like the rest of the poor slobs in her
unit at the hospital. I get far better "treatment" when I'm well.

Max

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Speaking of conspiracy theories, did you hear about the gov't wants to
do away with fuel tax and go to a system based on miles driven? Kept
track by a GPS installed in your car. Talk about 1984!
They say the high fuel mileage cars aren't paying their ''fair share''
of the road tax. Sheesh, guess we should all be driving luxury SUVs.

No ****. That Yugo that Jon drives won't look so good on paper if the
gummint does that, eh?

Max

Maxipad, it's not necessary to be jealous. Eventually, you'll be able to
afford a car.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Maxprop" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Speaking of conspiracy theories, did you hear about the gov't wants to
do away with fuel tax and go to a system based on miles driven? Kept
track by a GPS installed in your car. Talk about 1984!
They say the high fuel mileage cars aren't paying their ''fair share''
of the road tax. Sheesh, guess we should all be driving luxury SUVs.

No ****. That Yugo that Jon drives won't look so good on paper if the
gummint does that, eh?

Max

Damn it Neal, stop giving Maxipad ideas.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply
never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose
and direct the sneeze out your mouth.
Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses
reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away
most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come
in contact with the membranes and you get a cold.

Did you get this fine piece of "scientific" info from Rubber Doll Monthly?

I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever
since I stopped sneezing.

Or, gee, could it be that you never come into contact with anyone, ever?

Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason.
Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing.

You're the expert.

Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps.

It made my day, Cappy. Thanks.

Max