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"Donal" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... You don't know just how lucky you are. I've been suffering with Type B Influenza for the past three days. 95% of people who claim that they have flu actually have nothing more than a mild cold. 95% of the people are smarter than you. There are influenza test kits, Einstein. I tested positive for Type B. Did you blow your nose? Fever, chills, headache, productive bronchial congestion, muscle aches, severe malaise. Do you know HOW to blow your nose? Max |
Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply
never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose and direct the sneeze out your mouth. Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come in contact with the membranes and you get a cold. I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever since I stopped sneezing. Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason. Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing. Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps. Capt. Neal "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Donal" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... You don't know just how lucky you are. I've been suffering with Type B Influenza for the past three days. 95% of people who claim that they have flu actually have nothing more than a mild cold. 95% of the people are smarter than you. There are influenza test kits, Einstein. I tested positive for Type B. Did you blow your nose? Fever, chills, headache, productive bronchial congestion, muscle aches, severe malaise. Do you know HOW to blow your nose? Max |
"Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Donal" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... You don't know just how lucky you are. I've been suffering with Type B Influenza for the past three days. 95% of people who claim that they have flu actually have nothing more than a mild cold. 95% of the people are smarter than you. There are influenza test kits, Einstein. I tested positive for Type B. Oh great!!!! You subjected yourself to a test kit. It really sounds like you had a blocked nose. There is nothing to be ashamed of. Many people feel a little bit "under the weather" when they have a blocked nose. Wimps feel entitled to claim sick pay when they are a little unwell. Did you lose any pay as a result of your absence from work? Regards Donal -- |
Bwahahaha... you must have gotten it at the vet.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "JG" wrote in message Didn't bother to get your flu shot, huh... you must be one heck of a healthcare worker. Yeah, I got the ****ing shot, for all the good it did, or ever does. I'm surprised that you, Mr. Conspiracy Theorist, bought into the whole flu shot scam. Max |
That was his ass.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Donal" wrote in message ... "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... You don't know just how lucky you are. I've been suffering with Type B Influenza for the past three days. 95% of people who claim that they have flu actually have nothing more than a mild cold. Did you blow your nose? Regards Donal -- |
Sounds like you need another shot.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Donal" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... You don't know just how lucky you are. I've been suffering with Type B Influenza for the past three days. 95% of people who claim that they have flu actually have nothing more than a mild cold. 95% of the people are smarter than you. There are influenza test kits, Einstein. I tested positive for Type B. Did you blow your nose? Fever, chills, headache, productive bronchial congestion, muscle aches, severe malaise. Do you know HOW to blow your nose? Max |
ohhhh.............your a sick puppy.
gf. "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose and direct the sneeze out your mouth. Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come in contact with the membranes and you get a cold. I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever since I stopped sneezing. Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason. Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing. Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps. Capt. Neal "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Donal" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... You don't know just how lucky you are. I've been suffering with Type B Influenza for the past three days. 95% of people who claim that they have flu actually have nothing more than a mild cold. 95% of the people are smarter than you. There are influenza test kits, Einstein. I tested positive for Type B. Did you blow your nose? Fever, chills, headache, productive bronchial congestion, muscle aches, severe malaise. Do you know HOW to blow your nose? Max |
must you gay up every thread?
gf. "JG" wrote in message ... That was his ass. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
Hey Neal... looks like you've got another boyfriend in the making. I'm sure
Joey will be jealous. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "gonefishiing" wrote in message ... ohhhh.............your a sick puppy. gf. "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Hey, stupid, there is a surefire way to NEVER get a cold. Simply never sneeze. If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch your nose and direct the sneeze out your mouth. Studies have shown that when sneezing, the air in the sinuses reach supersonic speeds and this fast moving air strips away most of the protective mucous which allows the virus to come in contact with the membranes and you get a cold. I have not had a cold or the flu for over twenty years, ever since I stopped sneezing. Blowing one's nose is not a good idea for the same reason. Pick it and eat it is a better defense than blowing. Try it, you'll like it. I hope this helps. Capt. Neal "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Donal" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... You don't know just how lucky you are. I've been suffering with Type B Influenza for the past three days. 95% of people who claim that they have flu actually have nothing more than a mild cold. 95% of the people are smarter than you. There are influenza test kits, Einstein. I tested positive for Type B. Did you blow your nose? Fever, chills, headache, productive bronchial congestion, muscle aches, severe malaise. Do you know HOW to blow your nose? Max |
Why don't you tell us again about your denying that you molest your
daughter? -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "gonefishiing" wrote in message ... must you gay up every thread? gf. "JG" wrote in message ... That was his ass. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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