Poof piffle...you're telling a farmgirl about the dangers of poultry? You
forget I have experience with all those critters and know remarkably well
how to get around them...I had Toulouse...they put attitude back into the
word "goose"...just stay as cock-sure as you are..it will be your downfall..

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Kitty..... there is an average of 4 feet of snow on the property.... the
goose is white and she's the one that wakes the dog. The guinea Fowl will
pick you up way before they cue the goose.
The rooster has fighting spurs strapped to his legs.... the Rhodesian is
tall enough to easily pounce through that snow.... once you are
surrounded by my farm yard sentries... I'll just walk up and put you in
restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
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You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the dog
off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding crop....
make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your
manhood--nay, your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM