The big ones they fall so hard...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Damned Straight I will be!
....and she'll listen or get spanked!

Look Kitty..... don't you have dishes to do or slippers to fetch?

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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That's the thing, though...when you land there you won't be a man
anymore...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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If the devil is a woman.... how it used to work don't matter none...
when I land there a MAN will take over! I'll have the women laying
everything..... including eggs!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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I don't think that's how it works down there...I imagine that you will
not be sharing a cell with a woman, devil or no...can you say "chook"?
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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As long as she does what's she's told... we'll get along just fine.

"katysails" wrote in message
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You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place
and find out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes
of their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM

On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...


Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

She's a woman.... she'll do as she's told!

"katysails" wrote in message
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Well, nowyou're po'ing Zena, too....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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I think that cry signalled a double yoker.....

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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AIIIIIIEEEEEE-YAH

"Maxprop" wrote in message
.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your
Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot
blood you when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand,
and his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?

Max... you are such a big SUCK-UP!!!

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the
sting of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on
the warpath.

You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of
sinew and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a
swing of her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles
melting in the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is
Katherine, Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Max

Horvath is feeling nostalgic.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...


Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

no...not for a million bucks and a bottle of Dom Perignon...

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...


Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Hell for a million bucks... take the cash and the bottle... buy him 2
hookers for $200 and leave!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
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no...not for a million bucks and a bottle of Dom Perignon...

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...


Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

Live Fast.... Die Young!

Too late for that, maybe?

Max

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 00:20:03 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

no...not for a million bucks and a bottle of Dom Perignon...


How about an eight pack of AA batteries?


"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...


Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Batteries? If I wouldn't for a million bucks, why would I for 4 bucks worth
of batteries?



"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 00:20:03 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

no...not for a million bucks and a bottle of Dom Perignon...


How about an eight pack of AA batteries?


"Horvath" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...


Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 02:40:08 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Batteries? If I wouldn't for a million bucks, why would I for 4 bucks worth
of batteries?


What if they were the only batteries left on earth?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!