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Joe January 27th 05 04:34 PM


Scott Vernon wrote:
OzOne wrote in message
...
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 22:52:58 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

You sure? Coulda just been a gun in his pocket. We all carry

over
here, ya know.


Hey, I wasn't hanging around to check.
Do you often have a gun in your truck?


No. That's a federal offense.



No kiddin. What if your hauling hazardous materials or fuel?
Don't they let you guys carry a gun like pilots can now? **** I thought
you guys would be required to carry.


Except when I go to this one customer in VA, he always takes me out

to
eat and to the shooting range after work.

You ever make it to Texas?

Joe

Scotty



Scott Vernon January 27th 05 04:36 PM


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 23:22:22 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


No. That's a federal offense.
Except when I go to this one customer in VA, he always takes me out

to
eat and to the shooting range after work.

Scotty


What ... no gun rack :-)


Nope, just a headache rack.

SV



Scott Vernon January 27th 05 04:40 PM


"Joe" wrote

You ever make it to Texas?


Yes, but not lately. First time in Houston I was robbed. Stole
chains off the truck while I was in the truckstop. I did have my gun
with back then.

Scotty



Joe January 27th 05 05:16 PM


Scott Vernon wrote:
"Joe" wrote

You ever make it to Texas?


Yes, but not lately. First time in Houston I was robbed. Stole
chains off the truck while I was in the truckstop. I did have my gun
with back then.


Most likely another trucker..most likely from NY. Did you get a chance
to fire off a few rounds?

Let me know if your ever headed this way. We can get drunk, shoot a
bunch of stuff, eat shrimp, and sail.


Joe


Scotty



Scott Vernon January 28th 05 01:31 AM


"Joe" wrote


Most likely another trucker..most likely from NY. Did you get a

chance
to fire off a few rounds?


Nah, it was locals. Found out later it's a common occurance at that
spot I was tracking him, left a sneaker print on my 1/4 fender, the
cops came, told me ''put that gun away cowboy''.


Let me know if your ever headed this way. We can get drunk, shoot a
bunch of stuff, eat shrimp, and sail.


Sounds good, but I don't go too far any more.

Scotty



bell January 28th 05 06:57 AM

Must you gay up all the threads..................

OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:31:50 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Sounds good, but I don't go too far any more.

Scotty


Sounds like a lousy date Joe!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting
you.





Horvath January 28th 05 11:44 AM

On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 02:46:30 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You believe strip joints are going to get you there, huh?



I don't do anything illegal or immoral. Tell me which is the
commandment that says, "Thou shalt not look at naked women?"



"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 01:47:13 GMT, "Gilligan"
wrote this crap:

I must disagree with your otherwise brilliant opinion good Captain. If you
give my argument the consideration it is due, you will find great benefit
to
those, such as ourselves, who maintain a state of hardiness suitable to a
life of manly adventure.



So you encourage suicide as part of a "manly adventure?"

Maybe we'll see you in hell.

But, I'm going the other way.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath January 28th 05 11:45 AM

On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 03:13:38 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Only if you profess to be a practicing Catholic...



How is that?


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:vXYJd.44455$Qb.25758@edtnps89...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You believe strip joints are going to get you there, huh?


Is a Strip Club ...."Sinful"???

CM





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath January 28th 05 11:47 AM

On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 04:02:19 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:MeZJd.44478$Qb.1899@edtnps89...
Would that be a Venial (sic) Sin?


Depends...

Which of the 10 Commandments.....???


9th...Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his ox, or whatever
else....



I don't covet anybody's wife. I don't even know anybody with an ox.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

katysails January 28th 05 12:09 PM

You look but don't covet, huh? Then why look, oh whitewashed sepulcher?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 02:46:30 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You believe strip joints are going to get you there, huh?



I don't do anything illegal or immoral. Tell me which is the
commandment that says, "Thou shalt not look at naked women?"



"Horvath" wrote in message
. ..
On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 01:47:13 GMT, "Gilligan"
wrote this crap:

I must disagree with your otherwise brilliant opinion good Captain. If
you
give my argument the consideration it is due, you will find great
benefit
to
those, such as ourselves, who maintain a state of hardiness suitable to
a
life of manly adventure.


So you encourage suicide as part of a "manly adventure?"

Maybe we'll see you in hell.

But, I'm going the other way.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




katysails January 28th 05 12:10 PM

Figure it out...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 03:13:38 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Only if you profess to be a practicing Catholic...



How is that?


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:vXYJd.44455$Qb.25758@edtnps89...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You believe strip joints are going to get you there, huh?

Is a Strip Club ...."Sinful"???

CM





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




katysails January 28th 05 12:11 PM

It's an all encompassing statement meant to be far more than literal....but
I doubt if your mind would expand that far...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 04:02:19 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:MeZJd.44478$Qb.1899@edtnps89...
Would that be a Venial (sic) Sin?


Depends...

Which of the 10 Commandments.....???


9th...Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his ox, or whatever
else....



I don't covet anybody's wife. I don't even know anybody with an ox.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Martin Baxter January 28th 05 01:17 PM

katysails wrote:

It's an all encompassing statement meant to be far more than literal....but
I doubt if your mind would expand that far...


He could always delve a little deeper into the book, seek out "Seven Deadly Sins"!

Cheers
Marty


Scott Vernon January 28th 05 08:30 PM


"Horvath" wrote


I don't covet anybody's wife. I do with an ox.



TMI



katysails January 28th 05 10:32 PM

Then we'd have to define "lust" and "greed" for him in terms he could
comprehend...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
katysails wrote:

It's an all encompassing statement meant to be far more than
literal....but I doubt if your mind would expand that far...


He could always delve a little deeper into the book, seek out "Seven
Deadly Sins"!

Cheers
Marty




Horvath January 28th 05 11:54 PM

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:11:29 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

It's an all encompassing statement meant to be far more than literal....but
I doubt if your mind would expand that far...



So I'm not supposed to covet anything? I should live in a cave? I
don't think that's what Jesus would want.



"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 04:02:19 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:MeZJd.44478$Qb.1899@edtnps89...
Would that be a Venial (sic) Sin?

Depends...

Which of the 10 Commandments.....???

9th...Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his ox, or whatever
else....



I don't covet anybody's wife. I don't even know anybody with an ox.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath January 28th 05 11:55 PM

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:09:39 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You look but don't covet, huh? Then why look, oh whitewashed sepulcher?



The girls I covet aren't married, dumbass.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Capt. Neal® January 29th 05 12:27 AM


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:09:39 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You look but don't covet, huh? Then why look, oh whitewashed sepulcher?



The girls I covet aren't married, dumbass.


Hookers aren't usually married.

CN

Capt. Neal® January 29th 05 12:55 AM

Jesus could walk on water. He'd not even be worried about
sailing in a multihull.

CN


wrote in message ...

Jesus would probably not be too keen on your choice of boats, either.



katysails January 29th 05 02:51 AM

Better go speak to some theologians...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:11:29 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

It's an all encompassing statement meant to be far more than
literal....but
I doubt if your mind would expand that far...



So I'm not supposed to covet anything? I should live in a cave? I
don't think that's what Jesus would want.



"Horvath" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 04:02:19 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:MeZJd.44478$Qb.1899@edtnps89...
Would that be a Venial (sic) Sin?

Depends...

Which of the 10 Commandments.....???

9th...Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his ox, or whatever
else....


I don't covet anybody's wife. I don't even know anybody with an ox.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




katysails January 29th 05 02:54 AM

So you covet because you have the honorable intention of possibly making a
formal commitment (as in marriage) or you covet because they are sex objects
and it gives you a thrill? Fornication is a whole different issue from
adultery...and you're the one that professed he was a card-carrying,
go-to-Church-on-Sunday Catholic...


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:09:39 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You look but don't covet, huh? Then why look, oh whitewashed sepulcher?



The girls I covet aren't married, dumbass.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




bell January 29th 05 04:36 AM

OzOne wrote:
On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:27:41 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


The girls I covet aren't married, dumbass.


Hookers aren't usually married.

CN

And it's illegal for gay men to marry.


From the news, that's not true in San Francisco



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting
you.





Horvath January 30th 05 01:05 AM

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:27:41 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:09:39 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You look but don't covet, huh? Then why look, oh whitewashed sepulcher?



The girls I covet aren't married, dumbass.


Hookers aren't usually married.



You should know.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath January 30th 05 01:07 AM

On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 02:54:01 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

So you covet because you have the honorable intention of possibly making a
formal commitment (as in marriage) or you covet because they are sex objects
and it gives you a thrill? Fornication is a whole different issue from
adultery...and you're the one that professed he was a card-carrying,
go-to-Church-on-Sunday Catholic...



What's your point?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

katysails January 30th 05 01:21 AM

You're a whited sepulcher
"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 02:54:01 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

So you covet because you have the honorable intention of possibly making a
formal commitment (as in marriage) or you covet because they are sex
objects
and it gives you a thrill? Fornication is a whole different issue from
adultery...and you're the one that professed he was a card-carrying,
go-to-Church-on-Sunday Catholic...



What's your point?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Martin Baxter January 31st 05 12:46 PM

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Jesus could walk on water.


Yeah, that was before he had the holes in his feet. ;-)

Cheers
Marty



Martin Baxter January 31st 05 01:47 PM

katysails wrote:

Then we'd have to define "lust" and "greed" for him in terms he could
comprehend...

Not to mention "sloth"...

Cheers
Marty



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