"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 17:18:42 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


That's right. Ivory. And I don't mean the soap. It's actual ivory
from African elephants, shot by poachers. Now banned in the USA.
With little silver inlays of the Colt emblem. They're worth more than
your boat.

It's been banned for over 20 years you idiot!

It's elephant ivory, Dorkasaurus. I purchased it before the ban on
ivory. Genuine ivory, you little pussy. It's worth more than your
boat.

No it isn't.... No you didn't...... and ivory ain't worth more than
$50/lb.
It's walrus tusk or fake.... probably plastic!

We have 2 elephant tusks on display in the living room, next to the leopard
skin, Kudu Horns, 13 foot Boa skin and African ebony carvings.

....357 Python gay gun toting...... purse gun carrying pussy that you are.

CM

My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for
years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out there...my
grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it
was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of
people who still have ivory in the US...

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 17:18:42 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


That's right. Ivory. And I don't mean the soap. It's actual ivory
from African elephants, shot by poachers. Now banned in the USA.
With little silver inlays of the Colt emblem. They're worth more than
your boat.

Dream on...... it's walrus tusk ivroy. The only ivory allowed into the
USA.


It's elephant ivory, Dorkasaurus. I purchased it before the ban on
ivory. Genuine ivory, you little pussy. It's worth more than your
boat.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"katysails" wrote in message ...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for
years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out there...my
grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it
was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of
people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message
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My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family
for years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out
there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them
now...) All of it was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure
there are lots of people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

katysails wrote in message
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My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family
for
years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out there...my
grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it
was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of
people who still have ivory in the US...

Elephants end up dying of natural causes like everything else and then the
ivory could be recovered without any slaughter. It has always seemed to me
that when the embargo was brought in it was stupid to burn literally tons of
ivory seized from poachers in the hope of discouraging them from killing
more elephants to replace it. All that was achieved by that waste of ivory
from elephants already dead was to make further poaching of ivory more
profitable.. Many beautiful things are made of ivory. It is the endemic
corruption of officials in Africa that prevents the poachers from being
taken out of circulation.

I'll use it to wash out your sassy mouth if I ever get the chance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

"katysails" wrote in message ...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for years and years...there are still Steinways with
ivory keys out there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it was obtained before the
embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

You'll die first...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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I'll use it to wash out your sassy mouth if I ever get the chance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message
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My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family
for years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out
there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them
now...) All of it was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure
there are lots of people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

Bwaaaahahhahhahahahahhahahahahhah. I can picture you huffing and
puffing and blowing big, indignant, soap bubbles.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
You'll die first...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...


I'll use it to wash out your sassy mouth if I ever get the chance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

"katysails" wrote in message ...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for years and years...there are still Steinways with
ivory keys out there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it was obtained before the
embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

Imagine all you want....it's all you have anymore...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Bwaaaahahhahhahahahahhahahahahhah. I can picture you huffing and
puffing and blowing big, indignant, soap bubbles.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
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You'll die first...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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I'll use it to wash out your sassy mouth if I ever get the chance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our
family for years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory
keys out there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who
has them now...) All of it was obtained before the embargo on
ivory....I'm sure there are lots of people who still have ivory in
the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 02:16:43 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 17:18:42 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


That's right. Ivory. And I don't mean the soap. It's actual ivory
from African elephants, shot by poachers. Now banned in the USA.
With little silver inlays of the Colt emblem. They're worth more than
your boat.

It's been banned for over 20 years you idiot!


That's correct! That's why it's now worth so much, dumbass.


It's elephant ivory, Dorkasaurus. I purchased it before the ban on
ivory. Genuine ivory, you little pussy. It's worth more than your
boat.

No it isn't.... No you didn't...... and ivory ain't worth more than
$50/lb.
It's walrus tusk or fake.... probably plastic!

We have 2 elephant tusks on display in the living room, next to the leopard
skin, Kudu Horns, 13 foot Boa skin and African ebony carvings.


Next to the unicorn horn, dragon's teeth, and dodo feathers?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 22:35:37 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"katysails" wrote in message ...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for
years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out there...my
grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it
was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of
people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

You use soap? You coulda fooled me.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Yes, I will miss those long, lazy summer days when you were aboard
and submissive and compliant with my every whim.

CN



"katysails" wrote in message ...
Imagine all you want....it's all you have anymore...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

Bwaaaahahhahhahahahahhahahahahhah. I can picture you huffing and
puffing and blowing big, indignant, soap bubbles.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
You'll die first...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...


I'll use it to wash out your sassy mouth if I ever get the chance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

"katysails" wrote in message ...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for years and years...there are still Steinways with
ivory keys out there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it was obtained before the
embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

Please DO NOT tell us the particulars.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 22:35:37 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

You use soap? You coulda fooled me.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Horvath" wrote in message

Next to the unicorn horn, dragon's teeth, and dodo feathers?

If they had those in the Congo in the 1950s my father would have shot one.

Then again he wouldn't have a gay pistol light a Colt Pyhton in a lady's
caliber.

Look up Holland & Holland .500 Nitro Express.

CM

that H&H elephant gun is a shoulder breaker.

It you tagged a Dodo with one you would vaporized it.
None in the Congo, last ones were on a little island off the coast of
Africa.

How long are the Tusk? Carved?

Joe

"Joe" wrote in message

How long are the Tusk? Carved?

A pair of the smallest tusks he had..... only 8ft long. Not carved. I shot
the .500 Nitro several times before the gun control legislation forced me to
either sell it or alter it so it wouldn't fire. I sold it. Nice bullets...
3.5 inch, cordite with 570gr. nickel jacketed rounds. Both barrels into a
telephone post will cut the pole down no problem.

CM

On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 14:14:52 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message

Next to the unicorn horn, dragon's teeth, and dodo feathers?

If they had those in the Congo in the 1950s my father would have shot one.


The feathers?

Then again he wouldn't have a gay pistol light a Colt Pyhton in a lady's
caliber.

That's not my only pistol, but it's only only one of my favorites.


Look up Holland & Holland .500 Nitro Express.


I don't have to look it up. BTW, I've shot a LAW rocket. It will
penetrate twelve inches of steel, but I don't carry it around.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 15:51:15 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Joe" wrote in message

How long are the Tusk? Carved?

A pair of the smallest tusks he had..... only 8ft long. Not carved. I shot
the .500 Nitro several times before the gun control legislation forced me to
either sell it or alter it so it wouldn't fire. I sold it. Nice bullets...
3.5 inch, cordite with 570gr. nickel jacketed rounds. Both barrels into a
telephone post will cut the pole down no problem.


BFD. I shot a Ma Deuce. Fifty cal, fully automatic, belt fed. it
fires from the open bolt position.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Yes, one part of hell (I can't recall which) is definately Nome
December!


On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 07:45:49 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote:

Miss Mo'Lissa wrote:

No, we're on the big upswing right now... December is pretty much
hell, only really freaking cold...

Read any Dante?

Cheers
Marty

Hope you are Eskimo, else it's incredibly illegal. A good ivory
carving can go for ALOT of cash....

But then a nice piece of wood can be turned into alot of cash too.....

wink

On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 17:18:42 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"Horvath" wrote in message

Python is a gay name? Stay off the liquor, dumbass.

Python is a very "GAY" name.....


That's right. Ivory. And I don't mean the soap. It's actual ivory
from African elephants, shot by poachers. Now banned in the USA.
With little silver inlays of the Colt emblem. They're worth more than
your boat.

Dream on...... it's walrus tusk ivroy. The only ivory allowed into the USA.
It's worth $20/Kg. Cheap ****. You didn't even have the balls to kill your
own Walrus!
At least the Walrus Ivory I have... I know I killed the Walrus myself...

Read it and Weep...... you gay little pussy!

CM

Yep. I've got tons of ivory. Some it was carved this year. It is
not illegal.

On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 03:22:00 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for
years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out there...my
grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it
was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of
people who still have ivory in the US...

"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 17:18:42 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


That's right. Ivory. And I don't mean the soap. It's actual ivory
from African elephants, shot by poachers. Now banned in the USA.
With little silver inlays of the Colt emblem. They're worth more than
your boat.

Dream on...... it's walrus tusk ivroy. The only ivory allowed into the
USA.


It's elephant ivory, Dorkasaurus. I purchased it before the ban on
ivory. Genuine ivory, you little pussy. It's worth more than your
boat.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 18:54:52 -0900, Miss Mo'Lissa
wrote this crap:

Hope you are Eskimo, else it's incredibly illegal. A good ivory
carving can go for ALOT of cash....

But then a nice piece of wood can be turned into alot of cash too.....


If you want to talk about "wood" and "cash," We'll have to go
somewhere private.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Miss Mo'Lissa wrote:
Yes, one part of hell (I can't recall which) is definately Nome
December!

Deepest, direst, nastiest part, reserved for hypocrites.

Cheers
Marty

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
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Yep. I've got tons of ivory. Some it was carved this year. It is
not illegal.

I have a nice chunk of Mastodon Tusk Ivory.

Your ivory is Walrus tusk?

CM

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
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Hope you are Eskimo, else it's incredibly illegal. A good ivory
carving can go for ALOT of cash....

Hunted with the family of my inuit girlfriend at the time. Walrus tusk ivory
is not illeagal to own.. even in it's raw state here in Canada. Same goes
for a Polar Bear hide. All you need it a tag that costs a dollar.


But then a nice piece of wood can be turned into alot of cash too.....

wink

I heard that ivory isn't prone to splinters.... :-)

CM

Oh dear, I'm afraid I've been gone too long from the ng this time. ;-)

LP (can't take a vacation, can I?)

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Yes, I will miss those long, lazy summer days when you were aboard
and submissive and compliant with my every whim.

"katysails" wrote:
Imagine all you want....it's all you have anymore...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Bwaaaahahhahhahahahahhahahahahhah. I can picture you huffing and
puffing and blowing big, indignant, soap bubbles.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
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You'll die first...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


I'll use it to wash out your sassy mouth if I ever get the chance . .
.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our
family for years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory
keys out there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who
has them now...) All of it was obtained before the embargo on
ivory....I'm sure there are lots of people who still have ivory in
the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN