"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
Post them if you got them!

So this Texan walks into a Harvard classroom and says, "'scuse me sir,
where's the library at?"
The Harvard Prof replies, "Here at Harvard University, sir, we do not end a
sentence with a preposition!"
And the Texan replies, "My apologies! Where's the library at, asshole?"

Scout

On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 05:47:06 GMT, "Maxprop"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message

You never kept worms in your fridge.

Hell, we do that up here in Michigan.


Everyone does it.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

That's a knee slapper if I ever heard one!

Want to hear another?

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
newsmHHd.62817$F25.11637@okepread07...
Was *that* supposed to be funny?

LP


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Q. How do you know which one is the JOE on the offshore oil rig?


A. He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.



OzOne wrote in message
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:46:10 GMT, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

Post them if you got them!

Amen!

Bob Crantz


Joe.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Scout wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

Post them if you got them!


So this Texan walks into a Harvard classroom and says, "'scuse me sir,
where's the library at?"
The Harvard Prof replies, "Here at Harvard University, sir, we do not end a
sentence with a preposition!"
And the Texan replies, "My apologies! Where's the library at, asshole?"

Scout


There's nothing wrong with ending a sentence with a preposition. Or, as
Winston Churchill said when an editor re-wrote his preposition ended
sentence, "This is the sort of English up with which I will not put."

That's the funniest thing in this group for a long time!


Lady Pilot wrote:
Was *that* supposed to be funny?

LP


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...

Q. How do you know which one is the JOE on the offshore oil rig?


A. He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
Scout wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

Post them if you got them!


So this Texan walks into a Harvard classroom and says, "'scuse me sir,
where's the library at?"
The Harvard Prof replies, "Here at Harvard University, sir, we do not end
a sentence with a preposition!"
And the Texan replies, "My apologies! Where's the library at, asshole?"

Scout
There's nothing wrong with ending a sentence with a preposition. Or, as
Winston Churchill said when an editor re-wrote his preposition ended
sentence, "This is the sort of English up with which I will not put."

I agree, sort of.
Scout

Yeah...you ever leave worms out in there container in the heat? They turn
to worm soup really fast....it's also easier to thread cold worms on then
when they're squishy and warm...and they don't wiggle as much...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Horvath" wrote in message

You never kept worms in your fridge.

Hell, we do that up here in Michigan.

Max

I thought it was funny, too...

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
That's the funniest thing in this group for a long time!


Lady Pilot wrote:
Was *that* supposed to be funny?

LP


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...

Q. How do you know which one is the JOE on the offshore oil rig?


A. He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.

The most obvious ... George Bush.

Rick

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
That's a knee slapper if I ever heard one!

Want to hear another?

Nah, that's okay, I'll pass. Here's one for you...

Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A. Because even back then men wouldn't stop to ask for directions.

LP