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Will she see the way?
What do you think of the new blue eyed lady?
http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe |
I'd say she needs a bikini wax...is the other hairy thing you?
"Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe |
Yes it is Katy.
And I just trimmed my bush. Joe |
TMI
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Yes it is Katy. And I just trimmed my bush. Joe |
JG wrote: TMI WTF is TMI? Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Yes it is Katy. And I just trimmed my bush. Joe |
On 15 Jan 2005 15:01:08 -0800, "Joe" wrote
this crap: Yes it is Katy. And I just trimmed my bush. I just trimmed mine, too. And she's in the kitchen getting me a beer. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
too much information
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com... JG wrote: TMI WTF is TMI? Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Yes it is Katy. And I just trimmed my bush. Joe |
"Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe You're not going to mount the thing on the bow? John Cairns |
Joe,
Two helpful hints: beehive hairdo and bullet bra. My figurehead is a cast aluminum lawn jockey. Amen! Bob Crantz "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe |
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message ink.net... Joe, Two helpful hints: beehive hairdo and bullet bra. My figurehead is a cast aluminum lawn jockey. I hear Jon's is a giant phallus. CN |
Thank you.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Intenost" wrote in message ... too much information "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... JG wrote: TMI WTF is TMI? Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Yes it is Katy. And I just trimmed my bush. Joe |
Intenost wrote: too much information What? That I trimmed my bear? How is that TMI? Joe "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... JG wrote: TMI WTF is TMI? Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Yes it is Katy. And I just trimmed my bush. Joe |
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You have a bear?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Intenost wrote: too much information What? That I trimmed my bear? How is that TMI? Joe "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... JG wrote: TMI WTF is TMI? Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Yes it is Katy. And I just trimmed my bush. Joe |
Beard-- I have spilled to much overproof liquor on my keyboard it
cannnn not speeeeelllll righttttt.. Ittt isss alll dueee toooi Moooooooroooonnnnn overproffffffffffff Damnnnnn thatsssss sommmeee smooootthhh shhhhittttttttttt. Some people think Skipper looks like a baby bear. JJJJJJJJJJJJJooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeee eeeee Damn, I will have to get some real booze to clean this keyboard up with. Stickey keyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ya knowwwwwwww |
John Cairns wrote: "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe You're not going to mount the thing on the bow? John Cairns Well why not? check it out! http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51953008FxIDBR All I have to do is run a chainsaw up her ass and part of her head to make her fit perfect on the pulpit, then a couple of bolts and walla! Good for another 25,000 miles. Joe |
OIC
You did say that you shaved your bush, which invokes a fairly disgusting visualization. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Beard-- I have spilled to much overproof liquor on my keyboard it cannnn not speeeeelllll righttttt.. Ittt isss alll dueee toooi Moooooooroooonnnnn overproffffffffffff Damnnnnn thatsssss sommmeee smooootthhh shhhhittttttttttt. Some people think Skipper looks like a baby bear. JJJJJJJJJJJJJooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeee eeeee Damn, I will have to get some real booze to clean this keyboard up with. Stickey keyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ya knowwwwwwww |
You look rather like Grizzly Adams...
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Yes it is Katy. And I just trimmed my bush. Joe |
MY GOD!!!!YOUR BOAT'S YELLOW!!!!!!! Please tell me you don't have a mauve
interior! Get Ms Terry out there with a paintbrush and get that ship[ back to a decent battleship gray or black like any self-respecting steel boat would be....cringe Joe" wrote in message oups.com... John Cairns wrote: "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe You're not going to mount the thing on the bow? John Cairns Well why not? check it out! http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51953008FxIDBR All I have to do is run a chainsaw up her ass and part of her head to make her fit perfect on the pulpit, then a couple of bolts and walla! Good for another 25,000 miles. Joe |
So she's a boat wallah...he was partially right...
OzOne wrote in message ... On 15 Jan 2005 21:19:38 -0800, "Joe" scribbled thusly: Well why not? check it out! http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51953008FxIDBR All I have to do is run a chainsaw up her ass and part of her head to make her fit perfect on the pulpit, then a couple of bolts and walla! Good for another 25,000 miles. Joe That'd be 'Voila' Joe, it's French means see there 'walla' on the other hand is entirely different wal·la Audio pronunciation of "walla" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wälä, wl) n. Variant of wallah. Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. wal·lah also wal·la Audio pronunciation of "walla" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wälä, wl) n. 1. One employed in a particular occupation or activity: a kitchen wallah; rickshaw wallahs. 2. An important person in a particular field or organization: "the Ritz, a favorite haunt of Republican wallahs" (John Robinson). hey, you voted for Bush....I never thought you were a thinker ;-) Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 00:43:44 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap: OIC You did say that you shaved your bush, which invokes a fairly disgusting visualization. Whatsamatter Jon-boy? You never trim yours? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 22:05:11 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap: "Bob Crantz" wrote in message ink.net... Joe, Two helpful hints: beehive hairdo and bullet bra. My figurehead is a cast aluminum lawn jockey. I hear Jon's is a giant phallus. That's if "giant" is three inches long. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
katysails wrote: MY GOD!!!!YOUR BOAT'S YELLOW!!!!!!! Please tell me you don't have a mauve interior! Katy, my boat is Red, and rides like a cloud.. with yellow trim. The interior has tan leather seating, no naugahide mauve. Black steel boats are for the northsea and michigan. RedClouds first paint job was black BTW. Joe Get Ms Terry out there with a paintbrush and get that ship[ back to a decent battleship gray or black like any self-respecting steel boat would be....cringe Joe" wrote in message oups.com... John Cairns wrote: "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe You're not going to mount the thing on the bow? John Cairns Well why not? check it out! http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51953008FxIDBR All I have to do is run a chainsaw up her ass and part of her head to make her fit perfect on the pulpit, then a couple of bolts and walla! Good for another 25,000 miles. Joe |
You had MsTerry stuffed? I didn't know she passed on.
Looks good, Joe! Scotty "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe |
You have a bush in your kitchen? Does it answer you when you talk to
it? SV "Horvath" wrote in message ... On 15 Jan 2005 15:01:08 -0800, "Joe" wrote this crap: Yes it is Katy. And I just trimmed my bush. I just trimmed mine, too. And she's in the kitchen getting me a beer. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
"Joe" wrote Katy, my boat is Red, and hides a cloud of rust.. with yellow trim. |
Wrong again, Ozzi boy. 'walla' is American Red Neck for ' see there'.
We don't use stinky french words . -- Scott Vernon Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_ OzOne wrote in message ... On 15 Jan 2005 21:19:38 -0800, "Joe" scribbled thusly: Well why not? check it out! http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51953008FxIDBR All I have to do is run a chainsaw up her ass and part of her head to make her fit perfect on the pulpit, then a couple of bolts and walla! Good for another 25,000 miles. Joe That'd be 'Voila' Joe, it's French means see there 'walla' on the other hand is entirely different wal·la Audio pronunciation of "walla" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wälä, wl) n. Variant of wallah. Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. wal·lah also wal·la Audio pronunciation of "walla" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wälä, wl) n. 1. One employed in a particular occupation or activity: a kitchen wallah; rickshaw wallahs. 2. An important person in a particular field or organization: “the Ritz, a favorite haunt of Republican wallahs” (John Robinson). hey, you voted for Bush....I never thought you were a thinker ;-) Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Joe wrote:
Well why not? check it out! http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51953008FxIDBR All I have to do is run a chainsaw up her ass and part of her head to make her fit perfect on the pulpit, then a couple of bolts and walla! Good for another 25,000 miles. You need to paint on some gun ports, get some fake baggywrinkle, and wear an eyepatch. DSK |
Scott Vernon wrote: You had MsTerry stuffed? I didn't know she passed on. Oh come on now Scotty, MsTerry's blue eyes and red hair and awesome body put hers to shame. The carver only wished he could get Terry to model for him. Joe Looks good, Joe! Scotty "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe |
Paint on? Sheeeze I have real gunports. News years night must of shot
off close to a thousand .765 rounds out of the wheelhouse overhead gunport. Still finding brass about the decks. Joe |
Joe wrote:
Paint on? Sheeeze I have real gunports. News years night must of shot off close to a thousand .765 rounds out of the wheelhouse overhead gunport. Still finding brass about the decks. Brass laying on steel will accelerate electrolysis corrosion. And what the heck is a .765? I assume you mean a 7.65 mm claiber... ditch that stupid commie metric system crapola and get an honest American caliber like a 30-06! DSK |
DSK wrote: Joe wrote: Paint on? Sheeeze I have real gunports. News years night must of shot off close to a thousand .765 rounds out of the wheelhouse overhead gunport. Still finding brass about the decks. Brass laying on steel will accelerate electrolysis corrosion. Not if you put a epoxy layer between to two. And what the heck is a .765? I assume you mean a 7.65 mm claiber... ditch that stupid commie metric system crapola and get an honest American caliber like a 30-06! I want a weapon I can get ammo for around the world so 7.65 is the way to go. Cheap compared to 30-06 ammo. Joe DSK |
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com... John Cairns wrote: "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe You're not going to mount the thing on the bow? John Cairns Well why not? check it out! http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51953008FxIDBR All I have to do is run a chainsaw up her ass and part of her head to make her fit perfect on the pulpit, then a couple of bolts and walla! Good for another 25,000 miles. Joe Yeah, it looks good except for the base. You need to do something to give it a look like it's flowing or growing out of the bow. John Cairns |
John Cairns wrote: Yeah, it looks good except for the base. You need to do something to give it a look like it's flowing or growing out of the bow. I have a tub of spackling. Joe John Cairns |
Horvath I'm really not interested in your comments about your sexual
identity, preferences, or orientation. Get a life. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 00:43:44 -0800, "JG" wrote this crap: OIC You did say that you shaved your bush, which invokes a fairly disgusting visualization. Whatsamatter Jon-boy? You never trim yours? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
You are clearly obsessed with me. Please go away. You are disturbed.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 22:05:11 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote this crap: "Bob Crantz" wrote in message hlink.net... Joe, Two helpful hints: beehive hairdo and bullet bra. My figurehead is a cast aluminum lawn jockey. I hear Jon's is a giant phallus. That's if "giant" is three inches long. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
I have a figurehead *inside* my vessel up in the forepeak. It's a picture - not a carving - and it's varnished onto the locker door in the recess. All sailing vessels need some sort of a figurehead for good luck. Some sailors even painted 'eyes' on the port and starboard bows so the vessel could chose the safest path if the watch was sleeping on the job. CN wrote in message ... On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 22:05:11 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: "Bob Crantz" wrote in message ink.net... Joe, Two helpful hints: beehive hairdo and bullet bra. My figurehead is a cast aluminum lawn jockey. I hear Jon's (figurehead) is a giant phallus. CN I hear Crapton's is a little shriveled worm. BB |
Nothing wrong with yellow. Nothing wrong with mauve.
Katy, when are you going to get over your jealousy? How about getting that lazy Mr. Sails to paint Chanteuse's topsides yellow. Doesn't Chanteuse mean yellowish mauve in French? CN "katysails" wrote in message ... MY GOD!!!!YOUR BOAT'S YELLOW!!!!!!! Please tell me you don't have a mauve interior! Get Ms Terry out there with a paintbrush and get that ship[ back to a decent battleship gray or black like any self-respecting steel boat would be....cringe Joe" wrote in message oups.com... John Cairns wrote: "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe You're not going to mount the thing on the bow? John Cairns Well why not? check it out! http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51953008FxIDBR All I have to do is run a chainsaw up her ass and part of her head to make her fit perfect on the pulpit, then a couple of bolts and walla! Good for another 25,000 miles. Joe |
Our O'Day 22 was yellow....couldn't stand the color...was ugly....interior
wasn't mauve, though, but was Herculon plaid in harvest colors so at least the interior matched the exterior....Chanteuse is white with a blue strake and is very nautical...her interior ...that which is not wood...is navy blue...another nautical color....my bathroom at home is rose pink..it is at home, hence, not nautical colored...I believe that psychologically, your use of mauve in your boat's interior suggests a lubberly line of thinking....you really are desirous of the land life, so you have begun to change your boat to resemble a house rather than what it is...too bad; so sad...BTW, Chanteuse means "singer" in French.... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Nothing wrong with yellow. Nothing wrong with mauve. Katy, when are you going to get over your jealousy? How about getting that lazy Mr. Sails to paint Chanteuse's topsides yellow. Doesn't Chanteuse mean yellowish mauve in French? CN "katysails" wrote in message ... MY GOD!!!!YOUR BOAT'S YELLOW!!!!!!! Please tell me you don't have a mauve interior! Get Ms Terry out there with a paintbrush and get that ship[ back to a decent battleship gray or black like any self-respecting steel boat would be....cringe Joe" wrote in message oups.com... John Cairns wrote: "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... What do you think of the new blue eyed lady? http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564 Joe You're not going to mount the thing on the bow? John Cairns Well why not? check it out! http://community.webshots.com/photo/...51953008FxIDBR All I have to do is run a chainsaw up her ass and part of her head to make her fit perfect on the pulpit, then a couple of bolts and walla! Good for another 25,000 miles. Joe |
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