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Horvath January 17th 05 04:33 AM

On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 14:17:03 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Horvath I'm really not interested in your comments about your sexual
identity, preferences, or orientation. Get a life.



I take that as a "no." You never shave your bush. So now we know
that you have a hairy pussy.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Edgar January 17th 05 01:18 PM


Capt. Neal® wrote in message
...

I have a figurehead *inside* my vessel up in the forepeak.
It's a picture - not a carving - and it's varnished onto the
locker door in the recess. All sailing vessels need some sort
of a figurehead for good luck.

So, she is looking towards the stern, backwards into the cabin. Not a good
omen, and certainly does not rate as a figurehead.



Scott Vernon January 17th 05 03:35 PM


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 11:11:40 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Wrong again, Ozzi boy. 'walla' is American Red Neck for ' see

there'.
We don't use stinky french words .


I should have known eh?
Shouldn't that be "we don't use no stinking french words"


Yes, but I was trying not to confuse you.

SV



Joe January 17th 05 03:38 PM

Trying not to confuse OZ is like trying to stop the sun from rising.
Joe


Scott Vernon January 17th 05 03:39 PM


"Joe" wrote

I have a tub.


but, a good looking tub , once you mount the figurehead.

Scotty



Scott Vernon January 17th 05 03:40 PM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

I have a figurehead *inside* my vessel up in the forepeak.
It's a picture - not a carving - and it's varnished onto the
locker door in the recess.


Katy?



Joe January 17th 05 03:42 PM

First the rust comment, then calling my fine vessel a tub!
Your asking for trouble Snot Vermon.


Scott Vernon January 17th 05 03:51 PM


"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
First the rust comment, then calling my fine vessel a tub!
Your asking for trouble Snot Vermon.


Trouble is my middle name.

STV



katysails January 17th 05 10:45 PM

Dead is too good for you, Scotty...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

I have a figurehead *inside* my vessel up in the forepeak.
It's a picture - not a carving - and it's varnished onto the
locker door in the recess.


Katy?





Joe January 17th 05 10:55 PM


Scott Vernon wrote:
"Capt. Neal=AE" wrote in message
...

I have a figurehead *inside* my vessel up in the forepeak.
It's a picture - not a carving - and it's varnished onto the
locker door in the recess.


Katy?


Bwahahahahahahah you know it! She went to florida this summer..right?
Joe


katysails January 17th 05 10:57 PM

No...I went last April...with Mr Sails...and nowhere near the keys...

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...

Scott Vernon wrote:
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

I have a figurehead *inside* my vessel up in the forepeak.
It's a picture - not a carving - and it's varnished onto the
locker door in the recess.


Katy?


Bwahahahahahahah you know it! She went to florida this summer..right?
Joe



Bob Crantz January 18th 05 06:16 PM

Ms Terry may be better looking than that wooden dummy, but I bet it can go
head to head with Ms Terry when it comes to literacy.

BC
"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Scott Vernon wrote:
You had MsTerry stuffed? I didn't know she passed on.



Oh come on now Scotty, MsTerry's blue eyes and red hair and awesome
body put hers to shame. The carver only wished he could get Terry to
model for him.

Joe


Looks good, Joe!

Scotty


"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
What do you think of the new blue eyed lady?
http://community.webshots.com/album/251721111Iiekcz?564

Joe





Capt. Neal® January 18th 05 07:56 PM

The picture is of the posterior (as opposed to anterior)
side of a shapely thong-clad woman. She's looking forward.
I thought of putting a figurehead on the prow but it would
look rather stupid on a modern sloop with no bowsprit.

CN


"Edgar" wrote in message ...

Capt. Neal® wrote in message
...

I have a figurehead *inside* my vessel up in the forepeak.
It's a picture - not a carving - and it's varnished onto the
locker door in the recess. All sailing vessels need some sort
of a figurehead for good luck.

So, she is looking towards the stern, backwards into the cabin. Not a good
omen, and certainly does not rate as a figurehead.





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