Capt. Neal® wrote:

Why? Because Canadians are impoverished and cannot afford
to eat right (combination of rotten teeth and a winter that lasts
six months) and enjoy the good life like most Americans

Yeah sure Cappy, and that's why our guys wax your guys at the annual competition at Westpoint!

Our fattest slobs are meaner than your best Green Berets, when's the last time you folks had to disband
a unit because it was to nasty (see Canadian Airborne)?

Cheers
Marty