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"Jeff Morris" speculated thusly:
Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little
banana boat has never been over 6 knots!


Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust,
when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the
knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke
up and changed my shorts.
CN



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So, just like Gaynzy you have denigrated yourself by editing posts.

What's next? Gaying up any and all posts? Then stalking, then
permanent resident status in the psycho ward?

CN



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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Jeff Morris" speculated thusly:
Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little
banana boat has never been over 6 knots!


Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust,
when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the
knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke
up and changed my shorts.
CN




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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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So, just like Gaynzy you have denigrated yourself by editing posts.

What's next? Gaying up any and all posts? Then stalking, then
permanent resident status in the psycho ward?

CN


Putz. It is a time honored tradition in usenet. Ask Scotty. In any event,
the truth hurts, don't it? One other thing, what's this obsession with
everything gay?

John Cairns





"John Cairns" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Jeff Morris" speculated thusly:
Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little
banana boat has never been over 6 knots!

Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust,
when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the
knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke
up and changed my shorts.
CN






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I love having a gay old time. It's too bad the fags have usurped the
true meaning of a once-respected word.

CN


"John Cairns" wrote in message om...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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So, just like Gaynzy you have denigrated yourself by editing posts.

What's next? Gaying up any and all posts? Then stalking, then
permanent resident status in the psycho ward?

CN


Putz. It is a time honored tradition in usenet. Ask Scotty. In any event,
the truth hurts, don't it? One other thing, what's this obsession with
everything gay?

John Cairns





"John Cairns" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Jeff Morris" speculated thusly:
Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little
banana boat has never been over 6 knots!

Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust,
when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the
knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke
up and changed my shorts.
CN






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I love having a gay old time.


So does Fred Flintstone.




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You have to ask?? It's Neal Warren pedophile?

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"John Cairns" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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So, just like Gaynzy you have denigrated yourself by editing posts.

What's next? Gaying up any and all posts? Then stalking, then
permanent resident status in the psycho ward?

CN


Putz. It is a time honored tradition in usenet. Ask Scotty. In any event,
the truth hurts, don't it? One other thing, what's this obsession with
everything gay?

John Cairns





"John Cairns" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Jeff Morris" speculated thusly:
Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your
little
banana boat has never been over 6 knots!

Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust,
when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the
knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke
up and changed my shorts.
CN







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I'm sure he'd just **** in his bucket.

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"John Cairns" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Jeff Morris" speculated thusly:
Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little
banana boat has never been over 6 knots!


Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust,
when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the
knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke
up and changed my shorts.
CN





 
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