"Donal" wrote in message
It's probably a "pronounciation" problem. Have you tried giving them
instructions when you're sober?

Sober???... what a novel idea!!
Oh wait..I enacted the Pet-riot Act and have already added overproof to
their drinking water... crowd control.... I'm thinking maybe declaring a
war on drugs.. but first I have to get them addicted to something... maybe
lace the mash with cocaine? Yeah... then it would be like Bush and the Oil
companies... if they want more mash... they'll have to produce more eggs!

I can declare war on the terrorist raccoons.... they have Paws of Mass
Destruction.... that should be sufficient reason to revoke the coop's open
door policy and lock it down for good. Nobody gets in or out without
permission!

Oh Yeah... I'm lovin' this Bush Doctrine of the Chook Coop strategy....

CM