You rascal!

You're evil to use cold feet as a weapon in bed. He hee!
If a woman tried that with me, I'd retaliate by farting
and keeping the covers over her head.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Bullpucky...my feet are cold becasue I go barefoot and we never turn the
thermostat up past 68. And Mr Sails is not a short little idgit like
you...he's 6 ft tall....and cold feet are a great weapon at times....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

The reason your feet stay cold in due to poor circulation.
You need to exercise more, especially your legs. I think
when you broke your leg in the skiing accident that you
got too sedentary. I'm sure you had Mr. Sails waiting on
you hand and foot.

Now that your leg is healed you need to embark on some
cross country skiing or running if the ground is not
covered with snow. Even an hour a day at the gym on
the treadmill or spinning would go a long ways towards
developing some better circulation so your little
feetsees would not feel like ice cubes all the time.

Another problem is you are too tall for a woman.

Women are supposed to be in the 5'2" to 5'6" range as
God created them. Anything much larger than that and
the heart cannot pump enough blood through the extra
miles of blood vessels.

If you were the normal height when you were in bed
sleeping with Mr. Sails in the spoons position you could
stick your feet between his legs to keep warm. As it
is now your feet probably stick out of the end of the
bed.

CN (appreciates women of the proper height)


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Yeah, well my cold feet beat my shoulder out every time...or so says Mr
Sails...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Your cold shoulder has your fridge beat by a mile.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You call that snow? My refrigerator generates more frost than that...

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
http://community.webshots.com/user/steelredcloud
Eat your heart out Mooron.

Joe

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 17:38:23 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

You rascal!

You're evil to use cold feet as a weapon in bed. He hee!
If a woman tried that with me, I'd retaliate by farting
and keeping the covers over her head.

CN

LOL. Wouldn't work with my wife. She uses a CPAP machine so her air
comes from over by the open window.
Mark E. Williams

What's the matter with her? Emphysema?

CN

"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 17:38:23 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

You rascal!

You're evil to use cold feet as a weapon in bed. He hee!
If a woman tried that with me, I'd retaliate by farting
and keeping the covers over her head.

CN

LOL. Wouldn't work with my wife. She uses a CPAP machine so her air
comes from over by the open window.
Mark E. Williams

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:58:13 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


What's the matter with her? Emphysema?

CN

"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 17:38:23 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

You rascal!

You're evil to use cold feet as a weapon in bed. He hee!
If a woman tried that with me, I'd retaliate by farting
and keeping the covers over her head.

CN

LOL. Wouldn't work with my wife. She uses a CPAP machine so her air
comes from over by the open window.
Mark E. Williams



]No. Sleep Apnea sp.
Mark E. Williams

"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message ...


]No. Sleep Apnea sp.
Mark E. Williams


Send her to Weight Watchers. (if she's overweight)

95% of those who have sleep apnea have it because
they are too fat.

Fat is not a sole resident of the outer body.

Fatty tissue also builds up internally and airways are
not immune.When obese people relax and fall asleep
the airway becomes blocked by the adipose tissue
falling into it so they start to suffocate and they wake
up to get a breath before they pass out and die.

Treat the cause, not the symptoms. There is mass
illogic in recent times in medicine where symptoms
are treated in perpetuity while the root cause is
ignored. I guess the drug companies and medical
equipment companies can't get rich curing the cause
but they can make a life-long profit treating symptoms.

Just plain silly for anyone smart enough to realize
what's going on.

CN

On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 14:56:31 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message ...


]No. Sleep Apnea sp.
Mark E. Williams


Send her to Weight Watchers. (if she's overweight)

95% of those who have sleep apnea have it because
they are too fat.


That sounds like bull****. Where did you make up this fact?

I have sleep apnea, and I'm in great shape. I ran two miles this
morning.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Ask him to post his Photoshop Doctor of Medicine diploma...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 14:56:31 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message
. ..


]No. Sleep Apnea sp.
Mark E. Williams


Send her to Weight Watchers. (if she's overweight)

95% of those who have sleep apnea have it because
they are too fat.


That sounds like bull****. Where did you make up this fact?

I have sleep apnea, and I'm in great shape. I ran two miles this
morning.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
You rascal!

You're evil to use cold feet as a weapon in bed. He hee!
If a woman tried that with me, I'd retaliate by farting
and keeping the covers over her head.

LOL! What a playful sleepmate.

LP