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Capt. Neal® December 28th 04 04:41 PM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:UL7Ad.30275$F25.26070@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Women are supposed to be in the 5'2" to 5'6" range as
God created them.


You are only saying that because I'm 5'4"...

LP


Perfect height, I must say. The more I find out about you,
the more I am captivated by you. Certainly, you must be
the ideal woman.

CN


katysails December 28th 04 11:48 PM

Since you're only 5'6" that would be just about right for you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:UL7Ad.30275$F25.26070@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Women are supposed to be in the 5'2" to 5'6" range as
God created them.


You are only saying that because I'm 5'4"...

LP


Perfect height, I must say. The more I find out about you,
the more I am captivated by you. Certainly, you must be
the ideal woman.

CN




Maynard G. Krebbs December 29th 04 08:45 AM

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:58:13 -0500, Capt. NealĀ®
wrote:


What's the matter with her? Emphysema?

CN

"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 17:38:23 -0500, Capt. NealĀ®
wrote:

You rascal!

You're evil to use cold feet as a weapon in bed. He hee!
If a woman tried that with me, I'd retaliate by farting
and keeping the covers over her head.

CN


LOL. Wouldn't work with my wife. She uses a CPAP machine so her air
comes from over by the open window.
Mark E. Williams



]No. Sleep Apnea sp.
Mark E. Williams

Capt. NealĀ® December 29th 04 07:56 PM


"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message ...


]No. Sleep Apnea sp.
Mark E. Williams



Send her to Weight Watchers. (if she's overweight)

95% of those who have sleep apnea have it because
they are too fat.

Fat is not a sole resident of the outer body.

Fatty tissue also builds up internally and airways are
not immune.When obese people relax and fall asleep
the airway becomes blocked by the adipose tissue
falling into it so they start to suffocate and they wake
up to get a breath before they pass out and die.

Treat the cause, not the symptoms. There is mass
illogic in recent times in medicine where symptoms
are treated in perpetuity while the root cause is
ignored. I guess the drug companies and medical
equipment companies can't get rich curing the cause
but they can make a life-long profit treating symptoms.

Just plain silly for anyone smart enough to realize
what's going on.

CN



Horvath December 29th 04 10:11 PM

On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 14:56:31 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message ...


]No. Sleep Apnea sp.
Mark E. Williams



Send her to Weight Watchers. (if she's overweight)

95% of those who have sleep apnea have it because
they are too fat.



That sounds like bull****. Where did you make up this fact?

I have sleep apnea, and I'm in great shape. I ran two miles this
morning.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

katysails December 29th 04 11:48 PM

Ask him to post his Photoshop Doctor of Medicine diploma...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 14:56:31 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message
. ..


]No. Sleep Apnea sp.
Mark E. Williams



Send her to Weight Watchers. (if she's overweight)

95% of those who have sleep apnea have it because
they are too fat.



That sounds like bull****. Where did you make up this fact?

I have sleep apnea, and I'm in great shape. I ran two miles this
morning.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Horvath December 30th 04 03:01 PM

On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 13:37:29 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:

On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 17:11:10 -0500, Horvath
scribbled thusly:
. I ran two miles this
morning.




Do you wear a sports bra?


No. I was naked.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


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