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DSK December 27th 04 03:09 AM

Joe wrote:
Grounds to warm......It's suppose to be back into the 70's tomorrow.


Dang! You should be careful walking around in the snow in 70 degree
weather, you could get a bad sunburn from the glare off the snow!

DSK


katysails December 27th 04 03:52 AM

Because the ground wasn't frozen and the warmth melts it right away....gee
Doug...your Southern's showing...

"DSK" wrote in message
...
Joe wrote:
http://community.webshots.com/user/steelredcloud
Eat your heart out Mooron.


How come there's only snow on the boat & the car, not on the ground?

DSK




Capt. Neal® December 27th 04 08:23 PM


The reason your feet stay cold in due to poor circulation.
You need to exercise more, especially your legs. I think
when you broke your leg in the skiing accident that you
got too sedentary. I'm sure you had Mr. Sails waiting on
you hand and foot.

Now that your leg is healed you need to embark on some
cross country skiing or running if the ground is not
covered with snow. Even an hour a day at the gym on
the treadmill or spinning would go a long ways towards
developing some better circulation so your little
feetsees would not feel like ice cubes all the time.

Another problem is you are too tall for a woman.

Women are supposed to be in the 5'2" to 5'6" range as
God created them. Anything much larger than that and
the heart cannot pump enough blood through the extra
miles of blood vessels.

If you were the normal height when you were in bed
sleeping with Mr. Sails in the spoons position you could
stick your feet between his legs to keep warm. As it
is now your feet probably stick out of the end of the
bed.

CN (appreciates women of the proper height)


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Yeah, well my cold feet beat my shoulder out every time...or so says Mr
Sails...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Your cold shoulder has your fridge beat by a mile.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You call that snow? My refrigerator generates more frost than that...

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
http://community.webshots.com/user/steelredcloud
Eat your heart out Mooron.

Joe







katysails December 27th 04 09:39 PM

Bullpucky...my feet are cold becasue I go barefoot and we never turn the
thermostat up past 68. And Mr Sails is not a short little idgit like
you...he's 6 ft tall....and cold feet are a great weapon at times....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

The reason your feet stay cold in due to poor circulation.
You need to exercise more, especially your legs. I think
when you broke your leg in the skiing accident that you
got too sedentary. I'm sure you had Mr. Sails waiting on
you hand and foot.

Now that your leg is healed you need to embark on some
cross country skiing or running if the ground is not
covered with snow. Even an hour a day at the gym on
the treadmill or spinning would go a long ways towards
developing some better circulation so your little
feetsees would not feel like ice cubes all the time.

Another problem is you are too tall for a woman.

Women are supposed to be in the 5'2" to 5'6" range as
God created them. Anything much larger than that and
the heart cannot pump enough blood through the extra
miles of blood vessels.

If you were the normal height when you were in bed
sleeping with Mr. Sails in the spoons position you could
stick your feet between his legs to keep warm. As it
is now your feet probably stick out of the end of the
bed.

CN (appreciates women of the proper height)


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Yeah, well my cold feet beat my shoulder out every time...or so says Mr
Sails...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Your cold shoulder has your fridge beat by a mile.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You call that snow? My refrigerator generates more frost than that...

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
http://community.webshots.com/user/steelredcloud
Eat your heart out Mooron.

Joe









Capt. Neal® December 27th 04 10:38 PM

You rascal!

You're evil to use cold feet as a weapon in bed. He hee!
If a woman tried that with me, I'd retaliate by farting
and keeping the covers over her head.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Bullpucky...my feet are cold becasue I go barefoot and we never turn the
thermostat up past 68. And Mr Sails is not a short little idgit like
you...he's 6 ft tall....and cold feet are a great weapon at times....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

The reason your feet stay cold in due to poor circulation.
You need to exercise more, especially your legs. I think
when you broke your leg in the skiing accident that you
got too sedentary. I'm sure you had Mr. Sails waiting on
you hand and foot.

Now that your leg is healed you need to embark on some
cross country skiing or running if the ground is not
covered with snow. Even an hour a day at the gym on
the treadmill or spinning would go a long ways towards
developing some better circulation so your little
feetsees would not feel like ice cubes all the time.

Another problem is you are too tall for a woman.

Women are supposed to be in the 5'2" to 5'6" range as
God created them. Anything much larger than that and
the heart cannot pump enough blood through the extra
miles of blood vessels.

If you were the normal height when you were in bed
sleeping with Mr. Sails in the spoons position you could
stick your feet between his legs to keep warm. As it
is now your feet probably stick out of the end of the
bed.

CN (appreciates women of the proper height)


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Yeah, well my cold feet beat my shoulder out every time...or so says Mr
Sails...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Your cold shoulder has your fridge beat by a mile.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You call that snow? My refrigerator generates more frost than that...

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
http://community.webshots.com/user/steelredcloud
Eat your heart out Mooron.

Joe










Maynard G. Krebbs December 28th 04 02:54 AM

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 17:38:23 -0500, Capt. NealĀ®
wrote:

You rascal!

You're evil to use cold feet as a weapon in bed. He hee!
If a woman tried that with me, I'd retaliate by farting
and keeping the covers over her head.

CN


LOL. Wouldn't work with my wife. She uses a CPAP machine so her air
comes from over by the open window.
Mark E. Williams


Capt. NealĀ® December 28th 04 02:58 AM


What's the matter with her? Emphysema?

CN

"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 17:38:23 -0500, Capt. NealĀ®
wrote:

You rascal!

You're evil to use cold feet as a weapon in bed. He hee!
If a woman tried that with me, I'd retaliate by farting
and keeping the covers over her head.

CN


LOL. Wouldn't work with my wife. She uses a CPAP machine so her air
comes from over by the open window.
Mark E. Williams



Lady Pilot December 28th 04 07:16 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
You rascal!

You're evil to use cold feet as a weapon in bed. He hee!
If a woman tried that with me, I'd retaliate by farting
and keeping the covers over her head.


LOL! What a playful sleepmate.

LP



Lady Pilot December 28th 04 07:17 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Women are supposed to be in the 5'2" to 5'6" range as
God created them.


You are only saying that because I'm 5'4"...

LP



Scout December 28th 04 11:08 AM

"Lady Pilot" wrote
. . . I'm 5'4"...


I'm 6'3", my wife is 5'5". Our youngest son is 6'4".
Watching her scold him is worth the price of admission.
Scout




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