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Do you always wear rubber gloves when you pleasure yourself?
CN OzOne wrote in message ... Now where did I put those gloves! |
Those damned Kiwis are the reason the America's Cup
left our shores. They are better sailors. Period. CN "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... CN, It mean nothing???? It meant the AC left the shores of good old USA. It meant that as well as many other things. Get real CN. Newport no longer host the AC race. Ole Thom |
What's your point? "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... CN, I do believe they still sell the same way and the faster Racer/Cruiser still gets to sell the most boats Ole Thom |
CN,
If she is cherised why are you writing about her in a Post tilted; "The silliest thing I've seen in a while?" Really think YOU ARE CONFUSED! Ole Thom |
CN,
You memory CN. It is failing you, badly! You're rather young for that to happen. The 150 year reign of the AC was broken by a boat named "Australia II" It wasn't a Kiwi boat. It had a Wing Keel. The first one ever used in AC Racing. The AC is in the hands of the SWISS!! They took it away from the KIWI's I hope this ENLIGHTEN you :^) Ole Thom |
The point being;
You're sailing a SLUG! Tripp designed the 27 to compete in the 1/2 Ton rated IOR class and it failed. Failed badly. Beaten by Cals, San Juans, Pearsons, Newports, even the old Columbia 26 outperformed it in IOR. That was boat on boat, no handicap Sorry to brake the news to you after all these year but I thought you knew. You are sailing a Slug, and that stands for slow. and that as a R/C spells failure. It went back limping to sailing in PHRF and watch it value drop out of the leaking bottom around the keel bolts Just a Little More Enlightenment (G) Ole Thom |
Gaynz started that rumor. Compared to him, all women are more
masculine. Scotty "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Seriously, I have to wonder where some people got the idea that LP was a dyke? I've seen a picture of her and she is an attractive woman. I've heard her voice and it is all estrogen. Perhaps you, like Nav, are jealous? CN wrote in message ... On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 23:12:18 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: wrote in message ... On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 20:39:34 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: It was a little after Midnight. She was having some trouble with her e-mail which somehow got messed up in the configuration. She gave me an alternate so we could keep in touch. I used to think she was a sock puppet of some sort. Boy, was I ever wrong. She's a real, all-American conservative woman who thinks like I think. She's intelligent as well - she's just sooooo fine. She's got the cutest Okie accent. She's also very attractive looking. (She sent me a pic or two - don't tell Nav, he'll be bright green with envy.) The very best thing is she will be available soon. I think I'm in love. CN Break it to your right hand gently. It is going to be devastated after all these years! BB What do you know about it, mister? Sounds to me like a wee bit of jealousy rearing its ugly head. CN I prefer women. BB |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
... Gaynz started that rumor. Compared to him, all women are more masculine than I am. Scotty "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Seriously, I have to wonder where some people got the idea that LP was a dyke? I've seen a picture of her and she is an attractive woman. I've heard her voice and it is all estrogen. Perhaps you, like Nav, are jealous? CN wrote in message ... On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 23:12:18 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: wrote in message ... On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 20:39:34 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: It was a little after Midnight. She was having some trouble with her e-mail which somehow got messed up in the configuration. She gave me an alternate so we could keep in touch. I used to think she was a sock puppet of some sort. Boy, was I ever wrong. She's a real, all-American conservative woman who thinks like I think. She's intelligent as well - she's just sooooo fine. She's got the cutest Okie accent. She's also very attractive looking. (She sent me a pic or two - don't tell Nav, he'll be bright green with envy.) The very best thing is she will be available soon. I think I'm in love. CN Break it to your right hand gently. It is going to be devastated after all these years! BB What do you know about it, mister? Sounds to me like a wee bit of jealousy rearing its ugly head. CN I prefer women. BB |
Go bottle feed your infant son, Booby!
CN wrote in message ... On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:34:45 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: Seriously, I have to wonder where some people got the idea that LP was a dyke? I've seen a picture of her and she is an attractive woman. I've heard her voice and it is all estrogen. I really go for those "Ru Paul" types CN |
wrote in message ... On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 13:16:02 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: Go bottle feed your infant son, Booby! CN Only the lamest of the lame, the weakest of the weak, and the girliest of the girlymen, have need to resort to accusing all detractors of being the same individual. You are pathetic. "Pathetic" would seem to be an adequate description of someone who apperars to have no personality at all. This creation of Bob's(BB) is as pathetic as it gets! Regards Donal -- |
wrote; Only the lamest of the lame, the weakest of the weak, and the girliest of the girlymen, have need to resort to accusing all detractors of being the same individual. You are pathetic. You are beginning to sound more and more like Jonathan everyday. Are you two in love? LP |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote; "Lady Pilot" wrote: "Capt. Neal®" wrote:snipped some I used to think she was a sock puppet of some sort. Boy, was I ever wrong. She's a real, all-American conservative woman who thinks like I think. She's intelligent as well - she's just sooooo fine. She's got the cutest Okie accent. She's also very attractive looking. (She sent me a pic or two - don't tell Nav, he'll be bright green with envy.) You are hilarious! Should I be flattered or upset? You should be flattered. It is only the finest things that interest me. Hence, yourself, my Coronado 27, fair winds, smooth seas and a well-seasoned cedar bucket are among the most cherished things in my life. Now I'm a bit worried...you are comparing me to a cedar bucket? LP (God forbid) PS Describe for me how beautiful a cedar bucket is, okay? |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail. What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . . Okay, carry on... As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love, real love. Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say. But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-) LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?) |
He's been trying to do that for years and hasn't gotten anywhere...you're
fresh "bait"... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:5Avyd.21880$F25.16283@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail. What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . . Okay, carry on... As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love, real love. Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say. But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-) LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?) |
Bait for what?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "katysails" wrote in message ... He's been trying to do that for years and hasn't gotten anywhere...you're fresh "bait"... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:5Avyd.21880$F25.16283@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail. What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . . Okay, carry on... As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love, real love. Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say. But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-) LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?) |
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:5Avyd.21880$F25.16283@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail. What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . . Okay, carry on... As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love, real love. Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say. But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-) LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?) It's hard to make Katy jealous but I keep trying. One of these days she'll come to her senses, though. As for "personal", it's not possible to be "personal" on the newsgroups. It's all so impersonal - just words on a screen. On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can wield this tool far more effectively than those who cannot. There is a subset of the functionally illiterate who use this forum and you can easily see how they corrupt it. Take Gaynz . . . on second thought, leave Gaynz. Leave him to his paranoid schizophrenic dreamworld of gay psychotic aspirations. CN |
C'mon, Katy. Even you must admit you are slowly warming up to me
now that I've turned into a kinder, more gentle newsgroup persona. CN "katysails" wrote in message ... He's been trying to do that for years and hasn't gotten anywhere...you're fresh "bait"... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:5Avyd.21880$F25.16283@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail. What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . . Okay, carry on... As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love, real love. Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say. But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-) LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?) |
Warm up? Where? It's 18 friggin degrees here. Nothing is warm in Michigan
this time of year. "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... C'mon, Katy. Even you must admit you are slowly warming up to me now that I've turned into a kinder, more gentle newsgroup persona. CN "katysails" wrote in message ... He's been trying to do that for years and hasn't gotten anywhere...you're fresh "bait"... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:5Avyd.21880$F25.16283@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail. What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . . Okay, carry on... As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love, real love. Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say. But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-) LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?) |
wrote in message ... On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 00:40:44 -0000, "Donal" wrote: wrote in message .. . On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 13:16:02 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: Go bottle feed your infant son, Booby! CN Only the lamest of the lame, the weakest of the weak, and the girliest of the girlymen, have need to resort to accusing all detractors of being the same individual. You are pathetic. "Pathetic" would seem to be an adequate description of someone who apperars to have no personality at all. This creation of Bob's(BB) is as pathetic as it gets! Thanks Donald! You continue to reinforce everything I've ever said about you. Huh? You haven't said anything about me. .. In fact you haven't really expressed an opinion about anything at all. That's because you are a sockpuppet. You need to develop some real opinions of your own. BB=Donal ... and Donal=BB. Unfortunately, nobody will believe that you and I are the same person. I'm not good enough to produce such an empty sock-puppet. Regards BB -- ps See what I mean? |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote: PS Describe for me how beautiful a cedar bucket is, okay? I'd be happy to . . . In other words, by virtue of it's many uses and construction of one of the worlds nicest woods a cedar bucket is a thing of beauty. Just like you, sweetheart. ;-{) Ahhh, uummmm, ohhh...excuse me for a moment... I have a desire to clean out the kitty-litter box all of the sudden... Do you use bleach to get the germs out of the bucket? How can you get germs out of a wood bucket? LP (oh my!) |
"katysails" wrote:... In other words, he's comparing you to a slop jar, bedpan, spittoon, etc. You get the point... Why would Captain Neal use me in such a way(s) that you describe? LP (confused but happy...Maybe the Christmas season?) |
"katysails" wrote: Not at all...I just figure you need interpreting since she's a flyer not a sailor... Nice to know you can translate sailor into English, my friend. LP (thanks immensely!) |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can wield this tool far more effectively than those who cannot. Very true! Maybe someday I can be like the "great ones" on the newsgroup. Speaking of which, has anyone seen Capt. Mooron? LP |
OzOne wrote: Cool in Sydney this morning...9.30am and it's only 21degrees.................C :-) Braggart! It's going to be in the 60's and 70's Fahrenheit in the next few days. (not to remind you that we are in the dead of winter) LP |
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:3Srzd.28204$F25.26556@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote: PS Describe for me how beautiful a cedar bucket is, okay? I'd be happy to . . . In other words, by virtue of it's many uses and construction of one of the worlds nicest woods a cedar bucket is a thing of beauty. Just like you, sweetheart. ;-{) Ahhh, uummmm, ohhh...excuse me for a moment... I have a desire to clean out the kitty-litter box all of the sudden... Do you use bleach to get the germs out of the bucket? How can you get germs out of a wood bucket? LP (oh my!) Bleach and salt water cleans just about anything. I also use one of those toilet brushes with the long handle to get into the cracks and creases. I don't worry too much about germs because I have this theory that one must eat plenty of germs in order to keep a healthy and robust immune system. I have a cast iron stomach and have actually eaten mayonnaise that was three months old and unrefrigerated without becoming ill. Seafood collected in the cedar bucket will cause me no harm to be sure. CN |
Pay her no mind. She's jealous, that's all. She'll get over it.
CN "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:oTrzd.28205$F25.27532@okepread07... "katysails" wrote:... In other words, he's comparing you to a slop jar, bedpan, spittoon, etc. You get the point... Why would Captain Neal use me in such a way(s) that you describe? LP (confused but happy...Maybe the Christmas season?) |
Mooron went off on a road trip. He has a broken heart. CN "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:AWrzd.28207$F25.20697@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can wield this tool far more effectively than those who cannot. Very true! Maybe someday I can be like the "great ones" on the newsgroup. Speaking of which, has anyone seen Capt. Mooron? LP |
Because he thinks his cedar bucket is a beautiful thing....because natural
processes are sacred to him... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:oTrzd.28205$F25.27532@okepread07... "katysails" wrote:... In other words, he's comparing you to a slop jar, bedpan, spittoon, etc. You get the point... Why would Captain Neal use me in such a way(s) that you describe? LP (confused but happy...Maybe the Christmas season?) |
He said he was going on a roadtrip...
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:AWrzd.28207$F25.20697@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can wield this tool far more effectively than those who cannot. Very true! Maybe someday I can be like the "great ones" on the newsgroup. Speaking of which, has anyone seen Capt. Mooron? LP |
It's 6 degrees here right now...when we went to Midnight Mass on Christmas
Eve it was 2F...the snow squinched when you walked on it... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:rYrzd.28208$F25.18335@okepread07... OzOne wrote: Cool in Sydney this morning...9.30am and it's only 21degrees.................C :-) Braggart! It's going to be in the 60's and 70's Fahrenheit in the next few days. (not to remind you that we are in the dead of winter) LP |
Nothing like a good dose of e coli yo keep the old system flushed out,
right? mmmmm-mmmmm.....LP, I'd make sure that whatever you ate down there when you visit come from a deli or a restaurant.... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:3Srzd.28204$F25.26556@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote: PS Describe for me how beautiful a cedar bucket is, okay? I'd be happy to . . . In other words, by virtue of it's many uses and construction of one of the worlds nicest woods a cedar bucket is a thing of beauty. Just like you, sweetheart. ;-{) Ahhh, uummmm, ohhh...excuse me for a moment... I have a desire to clean out the kitty-litter box all of the sudden... Do you use bleach to get the germs out of the bucket? How can you get germs out of a wood bucket? LP (oh my!) Bleach and salt water cleans just about anything. I also use one of those toilet brushes with the long handle to get into the cracks and creases. I don't worry too much about germs because I have this theory that one must eat plenty of germs in order to keep a healthy and robust immune system. I have a cast iron stomach and have actually eaten mayonnaise that was three months old and unrefrigerated without becoming ill. Seafood collected in the cedar bucket will cause me no harm to be sure. CN |
I'm back.... :-)
CM "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Mooron went off on a road trip. He has a broken heart. CN "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:AWrzd.28207$F25.20697@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can wield this tool far more effectively than those who cannot. Very true! Maybe someday I can be like the "great ones" on the newsgroup. Speaking of which, has anyone seen Capt. Mooron? LP |
Nice Trip it was.... good adventure.
I didn't get arrested...... but I should have on many occasions! CM "katysails" wrote in message ... He said he was going on a roadtrip... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:AWrzd.28207$F25.20697@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can wield this tool far more effectively than those who cannot. Very true! Maybe someday I can be like the "great ones" on the newsgroup. Speaking of which, has anyone seen Capt. Mooron? LP |
How's your heart?
"Overproof" wrote in message news:e7Jzd.10032$Y72.6411@edtnps91... I'm back.... :-) CM "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Mooron went off on a road trip. He has a broken heart. CN "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:AWrzd.28207$F25.20697@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can wield this tool far more effectively than those who cannot. Very true! Maybe someday I can be like the "great ones" on the newsgroup. Speaking of which, has anyone seen Capt. Mooron? LP |
OzOne wrote in message ... On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 00:59:51 GMT, "Overproof" scribbled thusly: I didn't get arrested...... but I should have on many occasions! CM Who would ever have expected that you, of all people, was a socially unacceptable human being! I didn't say I was impolite, nor anti-social..... only that I may have taken liberties with the letter of the law on several occasions throughout my sojourn. My efforts were certainly appreciated by the crowd... if not the local constabulary..... then again those keystone kops couldn't catch a dick in a zipper with instructions. Let'em go ahead and make rules... it's not like they have a hope in hell of enforcing them. CM |
Overproof wrote:
Let'em go ahead and make rules... it's not like they have a hope in hell of enforcing them. My sentiments exactly! DSK |
OzOne wrote in message ... On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 04:00:02 GMT, "Overproof" scribbled thusly: I didn't say I was impolite, nor anti-social..... only that I may have taken liberties with the letter of the law on several occasions throughout my sojourn. My efforts were certainly appreciated by the crowd... if not the local constabulary..... then again those keystone kops couldn't catch a dick in a zipper with instructions. Let'em go ahead and make rules... it's not like they have a hope in hell of enforcing them. CM Mooron, you're well on the way to honorable Ozzie status :-) Nonsense!! I hear that they've banned alcohol on beaches in Aussie now..... and people are actually obeying this "nanny state" law. There is no such thing as an Australian *man* any more. You're all a bunch of big girls' blouses. Regards Disgusted -- |
Oh dear!
LP "katysails" wrote: Because he thinks his cedar bucket is a beautiful thing....because natural processes are sacred to him... "Lady Pilot" wrote: "katysails" wrote:... In other words, he's comparing you to a slop jar, bedpan, spittoon, etc. You get the point... Why would Captain Neal use me in such a way(s) that you describe? |
"katysails" wrote: Nothing like a good dose of e coli yo keep the old system flushed out, right? mmmmm-mmmmm.....LP, I'd make sure that whatever you ate down there when you visit come from a deli or a restaurant.... No problem! I could always fast as a last resort... LP |
"Overproof" wrote: Not bad... I just finished shoveling 2 feet of snow from the driveway.... and God Bless more is falling as I type. You just have to love this weather! Heh... wait a minute..... which of my "hearts" are you referring to? Surely the "Queen of Hearts"... ;-D LP (know when to hold them, know when to fold them...) |
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