Bobsprit wrote:
I have a rotten apple in the shape of St. Mary. Only 3K.


You *are* a rotten apple yourself, in the shape of one. Only 3y

DSK

You didn't happen to mention that this 100'
sailboat was the vessel that you tested your cabin
heater.
S.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in
message ...
: Spectacular fire here tonight.
:
: I'm afraid.
:
: I think I have the most powerful Voodoo doll in
Florida.
:
: There is this 100 foot sailboat that always made
: a bunch of noise and bothered me with teen age
kids playing
: guitars loudly and drums. And dinghies making
wakes in
: the no wake harbor. And generators running all
night.
:
: I must admit I wished them ill.
:
: Tonight that boat caught fire and burned right
down to the
: waterline. The fire started somewhere up in the
bow and
: progressed right on back until the whole vessel
was
: consumed. Thank God nobody was aboard at the
time.
:
: While I did not poke pins in my Voodoo doll
wishing for
: a fire or anything, I did wish the whole noisy
boat would
: go away. Can't help feeling somewhat
responsible.
: .
: Katy, I never have never and will never Voodoo
you. I
: was only joking about it.
:
: Lady Pilot warned me about even toying with
Voodoo. It's
: evil and it works. She's a good Christian and
she probably
: know of which she speaks. There is only one
person on this
: group who that deserves to be Voodooed but as a
good
: Christian man I will leave his fate in God's
hands.
:
: CN

"Bob**** the big fat LOSER" wrote ...for at least
a dozen babies including my nephew.


I'm a rotten apple in the shape of a Mary.

BBob

uh...Doug....I think you'd better take Sex 101 over again....that is NOT how
people get pregnant...

"DSK" wrote in message
...
katysails wrote:
See? You shouldn't play with toys not meant for you....if you can't
control your magic, you shouldn't use it.

There are strange things going on in the world. I wouldn't give much
credence to a Voodoo doll, but then it might work somehow.

A well known example is that hospital patients recover better & quicker
when prayed for. There have been numerous studies of this and the margin
ranges from statistically insignificant to around 8%.

Another more personal example is my father's Tanuki statue. Tanuki is the
Shinto god of fertility. Dad brought it home from Japan and it is
responsible for at least a dozen babies including my nephew. He was born
almost exactly 9 months after my sister visited and handled Tanuki by
chance. I will not let my wife touch it... I had to yank it away from her
when Dad was showing it to her...

OTOH as an engineer, I always tell people it's bad luck to be
superstitious...

Regards
Doug King

The boat burned because hell burned up through the bottom. Those evil
sinners must pay!

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Spectacular fire here tonight.

I'm afraid.

I think I have the most powerful Voodoo doll in Florida.

There is this 100 foot sailboat that always made
a bunch of noise and bothered me with teen age kids playing
guitars loudly and drums. And dinghies making wakes in
the no wake harbor. And generators running all night.

I must admit I wished them ill.

Tonight that boat caught fire and burned right down to the
waterline. The fire started somewhere up in the bow and
progressed right on back until the whole vessel was
consumed. Thank God nobody was aboard at the time.

While I did not poke pins in my Voodoo doll wishing for
a fire or anything, I did wish the whole noisy boat would
go away. Can't help feeling somewhat responsible.
.
Katy, I never have never and will never Voodoo you. I
was only joking about it.

Lady Pilot warned me about even toying with Voodoo. It's
evil and it works. She's a good Christian and she probably
know of which she speaks. There is only one person on this
group who that deserves to be Voodooed but as a good
Christian man I will leave his fate in God's hands.

CN

DSK wrote:

katysails wrote:

See? You shouldn't play with toys not meant for you....if you can't
control your magic, you shouldn't use it.


There are strange things going on in the world. I wouldn't give much
credence to a Voodoo doll, but then it might work somehow.

A well known example is that hospital patients recover better & quicker
when prayed for. There have been numerous studies of this and the margin
ranges from statistically insignificant to around 8%.

Another more personal example is my father's Tanuki statue. Tanuki is
the Shinto god of fertility. Dad brought it home from Japan and it is
responsible for at least a dozen babies including my nephew. He was born
almost exactly 9 months after my sister visited and handled Tanuki by
chance. I will not let my wife touch it... I had to yank it away from
her when Dad was showing it to her...


You mean Tanuki the Japanese god of gluttony?

(see http://www.onmarkproductions.com/html/tanuki.shtml)

Are you sure she was pregnant...

Cheers

katysails wrote:
uh...Doug....I think you'd better take Sex 101 over again....that is NOT how
people get pregnant...

I always thought it was only women that got pregnant, not just "people"

;)

DSK

It takes two...usually...unless you're into parthenogenesis...or a worm...

"DSK" wrote in message
...
katysails wrote:
uh...Doug....I think you'd better take Sex 101 over again....that is NOT
how people get pregnant...

I always thought it was only women that got pregnant, not just "people"

;)

DSK

katysails wrote:
It takes two...usually...unless you're into parthenogenesis...or a worm...

It does take two, or a withdrawal from one of those special type banks.

DSK

that's still two....yechy...but still two...

"DSK" wrote in message
...
katysails wrote:
It takes two...usually...unless you're into parthenogenesis...or a
worm...

It does take two, or a withdrawal from one of those special type banks.

DSK