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I think I'll get rid of my Voodoo doll.
Spectacular fire here tonight.
I'm afraid. I think I have the most powerful Voodoo doll in Florida. There is this 100 foot sailboat that always made a bunch of noise and bothered me with teen age kids playing guitars loudly and drums. And dinghies making wakes in the no wake harbor. And generators running all night. I must admit I wished them ill. Tonight that boat caught fire and burned right down to the waterline. The fire started somewhere up in the bow and progressed right on back until the whole vessel was consumed. Thank God nobody was aboard at the time. While I did not poke pins in my Voodoo doll wishing for a fire or anything, I did wish the whole noisy boat would go away. Can't help feeling somewhat responsible. .. Katy, I never have never and will never Voodoo you. I was only joking about it. Lady Pilot warned me about even toying with Voodoo. It's evil and it works. She's a good Christian and she probably know of which she speaks. There is only one person on this group who that deserves to be Voodooed but as a good Christian man I will leave his fate in God's hands. CN |
I think I have the most powerful Voodoo doll in Florida.
Yeah, why not let the air out of her. She can use a rest. RB |
Tonight that boat caught fire and burned right down to the
waterline. Yeah, but you have no camera, right? RB |
I will post a link to the newspaper story when it comes out.
I took no photos. The Coast Guard was circling keeping people well away. CN "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Tonight that boat caught fire and burned right down to the waterline. Yeah, but you have no camera, right? RB |
First off don't be so vain as to assume you had any effect on this.
Secondly.. understand that youth must be allowed to shake the tree Third and Final.... Karma will Balance both Ying and Yang.... Understand that the persons on this vessel are under the same rules as we are. Unfortunate incident..... but it takes a much greater power than a uninitiated acolyte to cause such devastatation. It is as much a lesson to you as it is to the owner of the vessel.... Defend your rights but wish no one harm Capt. CM "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Spectacular fire here tonight. I'm afraid. I think I have the most powerful Voodoo doll in Florida. There is this 100 foot sailboat that always made a bunch of noise and bothered me with teen age kids playing guitars loudly and drums. And dinghies making wakes in the no wake harbor. And generators running all night. I must admit I wished them ill. Tonight that boat caught fire and burned right down to the waterline. The fire started somewhere up in the bow and progressed right on back until the whole vessel was consumed. Thank God nobody was aboard at the time. While I did not poke pins in my Voodoo doll wishing for a fire or anything, I did wish the whole noisy boat would go away. Can't help feeling somewhat responsible. . Katy, I never have never and will never Voodoo you. I was only joking about it. Lady Pilot warned me about even toying with Voodoo. It's evil and it works. She's a good Christian and she probably know of which she speaks. There is only one person on this group who that deserves to be Voodooed but as a good Christian man I will leave his fate in God's hands. CN |
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 22:21:00 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap: Lady Pilot warned me about even toying with Voodoo. It's evil and it works. She's a good Christian and she probably know of which she speaks. There is only one person on this group who that deserves to be Voodooed but as a good Christian man I will leave his fate in God's hands. The last time I was in New Orleans, my brother bought a voodoo god. We bowed to the god, and asked for our team to win. We won easily, and never asked the god for anything, again. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
See? You shouldn't play with toys not meant for you....if you can't control
your magic, you shouldn't use it. "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Spectacular fire here tonight. I'm afraid. I think I have the most powerful Voodoo doll in Florida. There is this 100 foot sailboat that always made a bunch of noise and bothered me with teen age kids playing guitars loudly and drums. And dinghies making wakes in the no wake harbor. And generators running all night. I must admit I wished them ill. Tonight that boat caught fire and burned right down to the waterline. The fire started somewhere up in the bow and progressed right on back until the whole vessel was consumed. Thank God nobody was aboard at the time. While I did not poke pins in my Voodoo doll wishing for a fire or anything, I did wish the whole noisy boat would go away. Can't help feeling somewhat responsible. . Katy, I never have never and will never Voodoo you. I was only joking about it. Lady Pilot warned me about even toying with Voodoo. It's evil and it works. She's a good Christian and she probably know of which she speaks. There is only one person on this group who that deserves to be Voodooed but as a good Christian man I will leave his fate in God's hands. CN |
He doesn't understand that the voodoo doll only has power over a designated
person and doesn't perform mass attacks or work on inanimate objects. For that, you need stronger talismans....and chants and dance....and a few herbs.... "Overproof" wrote in message news:Wzswd.83293$6f6.33114@edtnps89... First off don't be so vain as to assume you had any effect on this. Secondly.. understand that youth must be allowed to shake the tree Third and Final.... Karma will Balance both Ying and Yang.... Understand that the persons on this vessel are under the same rules as we are. Unfortunate incident..... but it takes a much greater power than a uninitiated acolyte to cause such devastatation. It is as much a lesson to you as it is to the owner of the vessel.... Defend your rights but wish no one harm Capt. CM "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Spectacular fire here tonight. I'm afraid. I think I have the most powerful Voodoo doll in Florida. There is this 100 foot sailboat that always made a bunch of noise and bothered me with teen age kids playing guitars loudly and drums. And dinghies making wakes in the no wake harbor. And generators running all night. I must admit I wished them ill. Tonight that boat caught fire and burned right down to the waterline. The fire started somewhere up in the bow and progressed right on back until the whole vessel was consumed. Thank God nobody was aboard at the time. While I did not poke pins in my Voodoo doll wishing for a fire or anything, I did wish the whole noisy boat would go away. Can't help feeling somewhat responsible. . Katy, I never have never and will never Voodoo you. I was only joking about it. Lady Pilot warned me about even toying with Voodoo. It's evil and it works. She's a good Christian and she probably know of which she speaks. There is only one person on this group who that deserves to be Voodooed but as a good Christian man I will leave his fate in God's hands. CN |
katysails wrote:
See? You shouldn't play with toys not meant for you....if you can't control your magic, you shouldn't use it. There are strange things going on in the world. I wouldn't give much credence to a Voodoo doll, but then it might work somehow. A well known example is that hospital patients recover better & quicker when prayed for. There have been numerous studies of this and the margin ranges from statistically insignificant to around 8%. Another more personal example is my father's Tanuki statue. Tanuki is the Shinto god of fertility. Dad brought it home from Japan and it is responsible for at least a dozen babies including my nephew. He was born almost exactly 9 months after my sister visited and handled Tanuki by chance. I will not let my wife touch it... I had to yank it away from her when Dad was showing it to her... OTOH as an engineer, I always tell people it's bad luck to be superstitious... Regards Doug King |
I took no photos. The Coast Guard was circling keeping
people well away. If you saw the fire, you could see well enough to take a pic, or did you just smell smoke and hope for the best? RB |
Bobsprit wrote:
I have a rotten apple in the shape of St. Mary. Only 3K. You *are* a rotten apple yourself, in the shape of one. Only 3y DSK |
You didn't happen to mention that this 100'
sailboat was the vessel that you tested your cabin heater. S. "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... : Spectacular fire here tonight. : : I'm afraid. : : I think I have the most powerful Voodoo doll in Florida. : : There is this 100 foot sailboat that always made : a bunch of noise and bothered me with teen age kids playing : guitars loudly and drums. And dinghies making wakes in : the no wake harbor. And generators running all night. : : I must admit I wished them ill. : : Tonight that boat caught fire and burned right down to the : waterline. The fire started somewhere up in the bow and : progressed right on back until the whole vessel was : consumed. Thank God nobody was aboard at the time. : : While I did not poke pins in my Voodoo doll wishing for : a fire or anything, I did wish the whole noisy boat would : go away. Can't help feeling somewhat responsible. : . : Katy, I never have never and will never Voodoo you. I : was only joking about it. : : Lady Pilot warned me about even toying with Voodoo. It's : evil and it works. She's a good Christian and she probably : know of which she speaks. There is only one person on this : group who that deserves to be Voodooed but as a good : Christian man I will leave his fate in God's hands. : : CN |
"Bob**** the big fat LOSER" wrote ...for at least a dozen babies including my nephew. I'm a rotten apple in the shape of a Mary. BBob |
uh...Doug....I think you'd better take Sex 101 over again....that is NOT how
people get pregnant... "DSK" wrote in message ... katysails wrote: See? You shouldn't play with toys not meant for you....if you can't control your magic, you shouldn't use it. There are strange things going on in the world. I wouldn't give much credence to a Voodoo doll, but then it might work somehow. A well known example is that hospital patients recover better & quicker when prayed for. There have been numerous studies of this and the margin ranges from statistically insignificant to around 8%. Another more personal example is my father's Tanuki statue. Tanuki is the Shinto god of fertility. Dad brought it home from Japan and it is responsible for at least a dozen babies including my nephew. He was born almost exactly 9 months after my sister visited and handled Tanuki by chance. I will not let my wife touch it... I had to yank it away from her when Dad was showing it to her... OTOH as an engineer, I always tell people it's bad luck to be superstitious... Regards Doug King |
The boat burned because hell burned up through the bottom. Those evil
sinners must pay! Amen! Bob Crantz "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Spectacular fire here tonight. I'm afraid. I think I have the most powerful Voodoo doll in Florida. There is this 100 foot sailboat that always made a bunch of noise and bothered me with teen age kids playing guitars loudly and drums. And dinghies making wakes in the no wake harbor. And generators running all night. I must admit I wished them ill. Tonight that boat caught fire and burned right down to the waterline. The fire started somewhere up in the bow and progressed right on back until the whole vessel was consumed. Thank God nobody was aboard at the time. While I did not poke pins in my Voodoo doll wishing for a fire or anything, I did wish the whole noisy boat would go away. Can't help feeling somewhat responsible. . Katy, I never have never and will never Voodoo you. I was only joking about it. Lady Pilot warned me about even toying with Voodoo. It's evil and it works. She's a good Christian and she probably know of which she speaks. There is only one person on this group who that deserves to be Voodooed but as a good Christian man I will leave his fate in God's hands. CN |
DSK wrote: katysails wrote: See? You shouldn't play with toys not meant for you....if you can't control your magic, you shouldn't use it. There are strange things going on in the world. I wouldn't give much credence to a Voodoo doll, but then it might work somehow. A well known example is that hospital patients recover better & quicker when prayed for. There have been numerous studies of this and the margin ranges from statistically insignificant to around 8%. Another more personal example is my father's Tanuki statue. Tanuki is the Shinto god of fertility. Dad brought it home from Japan and it is responsible for at least a dozen babies including my nephew. He was born almost exactly 9 months after my sister visited and handled Tanuki by chance. I will not let my wife touch it... I had to yank it away from her when Dad was showing it to her... You mean Tanuki the Japanese god of gluttony? (see http://www.onmarkproductions.com/html/tanuki.shtml) Are you sure she was pregnant... Cheers |
katysails wrote:
uh...Doug....I think you'd better take Sex 101 over again....that is NOT how people get pregnant... I always thought it was only women that got pregnant, not just "people" ;) DSK |
It takes two...usually...unless you're into parthenogenesis...or a worm...
"DSK" wrote in message ... katysails wrote: uh...Doug....I think you'd better take Sex 101 over again....that is NOT how people get pregnant... I always thought it was only women that got pregnant, not just "people" ;) DSK |
katysails wrote:
It takes two...usually...unless you're into parthenogenesis...or a worm... It does take two, or a withdrawal from one of those special type banks. DSK |
that's still two....yechy...but still two...
"DSK" wrote in message ... katysails wrote: It takes two...usually...unless you're into parthenogenesis...or a worm... It does take two, or a withdrawal from one of those special type banks. DSK |
katysails wrote:
that's still two....yechy...but still two... Doesn't sound like much fun at all for either party... although some have claimed that isn't the point... DSK |
Jax's new book _A Hundred Definitive Ways to Have Fun with a Turkey Baster_?
"DSK" wrote in message ... katysails wrote: that's still two....yechy...but still two... Doesn't sound like much fun at all for either party... although some have claimed that isn't the point... DSK |
Not thesame thing at all...don't be sacrilegious...
OzOne wrote in message ... On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 03:14:34 GMT, "katysails" scribbled thusly: It takes two...usually...unless you're into parthenogenesis...or a worm... There was a bird around a couple of thousand years ago who claimed she managed it all by herself...IIRC her name was Mary something Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
katysails wrote:
Jax's new book _A Hundred Definitive Ways to Have Fun with a Turkey Baster_? ROTFL MAO PIMP! Good one Katy! "DSK" wrote in message ... katysails wrote: that's still two....yechy...but still two... Doesn't sound like much fun at all for either party... although some have claimed that isn't the point... DSK |
There was a bird around a couple of thousand years ago who claimed she
managed it all by herself...IIRC her name was Mary something Not according to Vito... katysails wrote: Not thesame thing at all...don't be sacrilegious... Why not? Anyway, if that mean innkeeper had a Tanuki on his desk, Jesus would've been triplets. DSK |
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