I AM a real woman, but I don't know how to sail yet...

My job would take only a couple of minutes, then I could relax.

LP (a woman who needs to relax and have a man do something for a change)

"katysails" wrote:
oh barf...a real woman would tell you to do the dishes and go sail the
boat herself...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Just bought a whole Key Lime pie and I intend to eat the
whole thing this evening.

Don't forget to save some for me!

Already ate a New York strip steak cooked on the grill and a
Caesar salad. The pie is for desert.

Yummy!

Gotta keep my strength up for pulling sheets and halyards.

While you are busy doing that, I'll get the dishes, Sweetie.

LP

It doesn't get much better than this . . . What a woman!

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote

Sure it does, you should check out the nice fire I have going in the
fireplace!


Is it a real fireplace with real firewood making a real fire? Or one
of those phony propane yuppie pretender fireplaces?

Scotty

We're burning apple and maple this year....nice flavorful wood...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote

Sure it does, you should check out the nice fire I have going in the
fireplace!


Is it a real fireplace with real firewood making a real fire? Or one
of those phony propane yuppie pretender fireplaces?

Scotty

Apple? You cut down an apple tree? It's 95% oak here, with a few
Maples. Burn the Oak.

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message
...
We're burning apple and maple this year....nice flavorful wood...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote

Sure it does, you should check out the nice fire I have going in
the
fireplace!


Is it a real fireplace with real firewood making a real fire? Or
one
of those phony propane yuppie pretender fireplaces?

Scotty

Here in Michigan, if a commercial orchard is sold off as residential real
estate, the apple tress must all be taken down because the new home owners
may not treat them with pesticide, thus unleashing an unwanted insect
population. One of our boys bought a farmhouse that was originally a
commercial orchard and they raised the orchard...hence...a lot of apple
wood...we have a lot of oak around here but the big ones were all lumbered
off 75-100 years ago...they are still trying to catch up with the maple and
walnut population. I've been nursing along two oak trees since we moved
here 23 years ago...one is finally big enough to produce acorns and we had
our first squirrels move in this year. (I like squirrels, so that's an ok
thing).


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Apple? You cut down an apple tree? It's 95% oak here, with a few
Maples. Burn the Oak.

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message
...
We're burning apple and maple this year....nice flavorful wood...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote

Sure it does, you should check out the nice fire I have going in
the
fireplace!


Is it a real fireplace with real firewood making a real fire? Or
one
of those phony propane yuppie pretender fireplaces?

Scotty

On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 03:14:05 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Here in Michigan, if a commercial orchard is sold off as residential real
estate, the apple tress must all be taken down because the new home owners
may not treat them with pesticide, thus unleashing an unwanted insect
population. One of our boys bought a farmhouse that was originally a
commercial orchard and they raised the orchard...hence...a lot of apple
wood...we have a lot of oak around here but the big ones were all lumbered
off 75-100 years ago...they are still trying to catch up with the maple and
walnut population. I've been nursing along two oak trees since we moved
here 23 years ago...one is finally big enough to produce acorns and we had
our first squirrels move in this year. (I like squirrels, so that's an ok
thing).


I like squirrels too. They don't taste like chicken, They taste more
like beef. Just say the word, and I'll give you my recipe for
squirrel stew.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Gee thanks, Horvy...there isn't enough meat on a squirrel to make it worth
my while...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 03:14:05 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Here in Michigan, if a commercial orchard is sold off as residential real
estate, the apple tress must all be taken down because the new home owners
may not treat them with pesticide, thus unleashing an unwanted insect
population. One of our boys bought a farmhouse that was originally a
commercial orchard and they raised the orchard...hence...a lot of apple
wood...we have a lot of oak around here but the big ones were all lumbered
off 75-100 years ago...they are still trying to catch up with the maple
and
walnut population. I've been nursing along two oak trees since we moved
here 23 years ago...one is finally big enough to produce acorns and we had
our first squirrels move in this year. (I like squirrels, so that's an ok
thing).


I like squirrels too. They don't taste like chicken, They taste more
like beef. Just say the word, and I'll give you my recipe for
squirrel stew.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

We got about a dozen squirrels round here. The dog likes to chase
them. One decided to move into the barn this year. Stays back in a
corner, hasn't hurt anything yet.


--
Merry Christmas......
Scotty



"katysails" wrote in message
...
Here in Michigan, if a commercial orchard is sold off as residential
real
estate, the apple tress must all be taken down because the new home
owners
may not treat them with pesticide, thus unleashing an unwanted
insect
population. One of our boys bought a farmhouse that was originally
a
commercial orchard and they raised the orchard...hence...a lot of
apple
wood...we have a lot of oak around here but the big ones were all
lumbered
off 75-100 years ago...they are still trying to catch up with the
maple and
walnut population. I've been nursing along two oak trees since we
moved
here 23 years ago...one is finally big enough to produce acorns and
we had
our first squirrels move in this year. (I like squirrels, so that's
an ok
thing).


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Apple? You cut down an apple tree? It's 95% oak here, with a
few
Maples. Burn the Oak.

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message

...
We're burning apple and maple this year....nice flavorful wood...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote

Sure it does, you should check out the nice fire I have going
in
the
fireplace!


Is it a real fireplace with real firewood making a real fire?
Or
one
of those phony propane yuppie pretender fireplaces?

Scotty

Ya gotta shoot a bunch of em, add some rabbits and a pheasant or two
if you're lucky enough to find some. In a pinch , groundhog can be
used, but it needs to be soaked a while first.
--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Gee thanks, Horvy...there isn't enough meat on a squirrel to make it
worth
my while...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 03:14:05 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Here in Michigan, if a commercial orchard is sold off as
residential real
estate, the apple tress must all be taken down because the new
home owners
may not treat them with pesticide, thus unleashing an unwanted
insect
population. One of our boys bought a farmhouse that was
originally a
commercial orchard and they raised the orchard...hence...a lot of
apple
wood...we have a lot of oak around here but the big ones were all
lumbered
off 75-100 years ago...they are still trying to catch up with the
maple
and
walnut population. I've been nursing along two oak trees since we
moved
here 23 years ago...one is finally big enough to produce acorns
and we had
our first squirrels move in this year. (I like squirrels, so
that's an ok
thing).


I like squirrels too. They don't taste like chicken, They taste
more
like beef. Just say the word, and I'll give you my recipe for
squirrel stew.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

I'm surprised you didn't have him for lunch yet...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
We got about a dozen squirrels round here. The dog likes to chase
them. One decided to move into the barn this year. Stays back in a
corner, hasn't hurt anything yet.


--
Merry Christmas......
Scotty



"katysails" wrote in message
...
Here in Michigan, if a commercial orchard is sold off as residential
real
estate, the apple tress must all be taken down because the new home
owners
may not treat them with pesticide, thus unleashing an unwanted
insect
population. One of our boys bought a farmhouse that was originally
a
commercial orchard and they raised the orchard...hence...a lot of
apple
wood...we have a lot of oak around here but the big ones were all
lumbered
off 75-100 years ago...they are still trying to catch up with the
maple and
walnut population. I've been nursing along two oak trees since we
moved
here 23 years ago...one is finally big enough to produce acorns and
we had
our first squirrels move in this year. (I like squirrels, so that's
an ok
thing).


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Apple? You cut down an apple tree? It's 95% oak here, with a
few
Maples. Burn the Oak.

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message

...
We're burning apple and maple this year....nice flavorful wood...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote

Sure it does, you should check out the nice fire I have going
in
the
fireplace!


Is it a real fireplace with real firewood making a real fire?
Or
one
of those phony propane yuppie pretender fireplaces?

Scotty