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Capt. Neal® December 9th 04 12:01 AM

What a difference a day or two makes
 
What a difference a day or two makes.

Just a couple days ago there was more crap and
garbage unrelated to sailing on this group than
ever before.

Now that Bobsprit has been humiliated off and
BB has been kill filed off by many people and
now that the Gay One has been thrown off and
now that I have asserted myself and my good
friend Bart Sr. has come back and Captain's
Shen and otn have returned to dazzle us with
their understanding of the COLREGs things
are looking up. Even Jeff Morris is a plus.

We still have Scotty for comic relief and
Gilligan for brilliant insight and Bob Crantz
for inspiration. And Katy and Lady Pilot
for the female perspective.

Yes sir - who says the group should always be
victim to the bottom feeders?

Keep up the good work, all!

Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bell December 9th 04 12:20 AM

You forgot DSK for...? Really what is DSK for?

Capt. Neal® wrote:
What a difference a day or two makes.

Just a couple days ago there was more crap and
garbage unrelated to sailing on this group than
ever before.

Now that Bobsprit has been humiliated off and
BB has been kill filed off by many people and
now that the Gay One has been thrown off and
now that I have asserted myself and my good
friend Bart Sr. has come back and Captain's
Shen and otn have returned to dazzle us with
their understanding of the COLREGs things
are looking up. Even Jeff Morris is a plus.

We still have Scotty for comic relief and
Gilligan for brilliant insight and Bob Crantz
for inspiration. And Katy and Lady Pilot
for the female perspective.

Yes sir - who says the group should always be
victim to the bottom feeders?

Keep up the good work, all!

Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~





Lady Pilot December 9th 04 01:01 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

We still have Scotty for comic relief and
Gilligan for brilliant insight and Bob Crantz
for inspiration. And Katy and Lady Pilot
for the female perspective.


Oh dear, my good Captain...

I have little time and I've been wading through the over one thousand unread
posts. I don't get no...satisfaction. (60's music)

Why haven't you e-mailed me or called me?

LP (thinking of inviting Capt. Neal for Christmas...)





Capt. Neal® December 9th 04 01:07 AM


Was I supposed to e-mail or call?

I don't have your e-mail or your phone #.

You could send me a message at
warrenneal at hotmail dot com. Maybe
it will get through. Sometimes hotmail
is a bit overaggressive tossing mail into
the junk mail file.

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:RtNtd.89285$EZ.17203@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

We still have Scotty for comic relief and
Gilligan for brilliant insight and Bob Crantz
for inspiration. And Katy and Lady Pilot
for the female perspective.


Oh dear, my good Captain...

I have little time and I've been wading through the over one thousand unread
posts. I don't get no...satisfaction. (60's music)

Why haven't you e-mailed me or called me?

LP (thinking of inviting Capt. Neal for Christmas...)






Lady Pilot December 9th 04 01:22 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Was I supposed to e-mail or call?

I don't have your e-mail or your phone #.

You could send me a message at
warrenneal at hotmail dot com. Maybe
it will get through. Sometimes hotmail
is a bit overaggressive tossing mail into
the junk mail file.

CN


Well, I've never had your hotmail account, (maybe I should check with Katy?)
although I did post my ladypilot at geocities dot com addy, but you never
responded...

LP



[email protected] December 9th 04 01:23 AM


Capt. Neal=AE wrote:
Was I supposed to e-mail or call?



Sheeeeeeze. No wonder you never get laid.

You gottya seize the moment Capt. Thats all you got.



So.......you got the physco Ganz booted off eh?

Even thou Ganzy is the gayest homo asshole to sail into ASA.
And it's nice to not see his homosexual ravings.
And it cool not to see his constant retarded level replys.
And it re-freshing to see sailing related thread void of his gay
comments.
And it is very nice that he is gone.
A snitch is still a snitch.

Joe


Capt. Neal® December 9th 04 01:37 AM


Must have missed that one. I just got your e-mail and
I fired back an answer.

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:DNNtd.89289$EZ.62758@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Was I supposed to e-mail or call?

I don't have your e-mail or your phone #.

You could send me a message at
warrenneal at hotmail dot com. Maybe
it will get through. Sometimes hotmail
is a bit overaggressive tossing mail into
the junk mail file.

CN


Well, I've never had your hotmail account, (maybe I should check with Katy?)
although I did post my ladypilot at geocities dot com addy, but you never
responded...

LP




Capt. Neal® December 9th 04 01:39 AM


Someone rapes your woman would you call the sheriff?

CN

wrote in message oups.com...

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Was I supposed to e-mail or call?



Sheeeeeeze. No wonder you never get laid.

You gottya seize the moment Capt. Thats all you got.



So.......you got the physco Ganz booted off eh?

Even thou Ganzy is the gayest homo asshole to sail into ASA.
And it's nice to not see his homosexual ravings.
And it cool not to see his constant retarded level replys.
And it re-freshing to see sailing related thread void of his gay
comments.
And it is very nice that he is gone.
A snitch is still a snitch.

Joe


Nav December 9th 04 01:44 AM



Lady Pilot wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


We still have Scotty for comic relief and
Gilligan for brilliant insight and Bob Crantz
for inspiration. And Katy and Lady Pilot
for the female perspective.



Oh dear, my good Captain...

I have little time and I've been wading through the over one thousand unread
posts. I don't get no...satisfaction. (60's music)

Why haven't you e-mailed me or called me?

LP (thinking of inviting Capt. Neal for Christmas...)


You should. He would love it.

Cheers


[email protected] December 9th 04 02:37 AM


Capt. Neal=AE wrote:
Someone rapes your woman would you call the sheriff?



After I fillet,stomped, casterated and de-weinered... then killed him,
Then I would call the sheriff......... Maybe .....but only if someone
saw me, which would be most un-like me.

Most likely I would go out into the bay and take care of the corpse by
myself. I would bait 30-40 crab traps.

And You?

Im just a follower of freedom of expression.

Gany sticks his thumb up his ass and sniffs it so often its become a
regular laugh. Oh well............... no loss.

Joe


CN

wrote in message

oups.com...

Capt. Neal=AE wrote:
Was I supposed to e-mail or call?



Sheeeeeeze. No wonder you never get laid.

You gottya seize the moment Capt. Thats all you got.



So.......you got the physco Ganz booted off eh?

Even thou Ganzy is the gayest homo asshole to sail into ASA.
And it's nice to not see his homosexual ravings.
And it cool not to see his constant retarded level replys.
And it re-freshing to see sailing related thread void of his gay
comments.
And it is very nice that he is gone.
A snitch is still a snitch.
=20
Joe



[email protected] December 9th 04 02:47 AM

Well, just to dispell any rumors, I'm still here. We had major
power/telephone line disruptions due to bad weather and downed trees,
and thus no connectivity where I live.. perhaps in a day or so. I'm at
a customer site, so no access other than google. Feel free to call me a
liar, even though the liar is Neal.
Interesting that Joe is so interested in, ummm, anatomy.


Scott Vernon December 9th 04 02:48 AM

No. I have my own shotgun.

Scotty

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Someone rapes your woman would you call the sheriff?

CN





Peter Wiley December 9th 04 03:34 AM

In article , Nav
wrote:

Lady Pilot wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


We still have Scotty for comic relief and
Gilligan for brilliant insight and Bob Crantz
for inspiration. And Katy and Lady Pilot
for the female perspective.



Oh dear, my good Captain...

I have little time and I've been wading through the over one thousand
unread
posts. I don't get no...satisfaction. (60's music)

Why haven't you e-mailed me or called me?

LP (thinking of inviting Capt. Neal for Christmas...)


You should. He would love it.


I thought you had turkeys at Thanksgiving, not Christmas.

PDW

katysails December 9th 04 03:47 AM

Are you insane?????

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:RtNtd.89285$EZ.17203@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

We still have Scotty for comic relief and
Gilligan for brilliant insight and Bob Crantz
for inspiration. And Katy and Lady Pilot
for the female perspective.


Oh dear, my good Captain...

I have little time and I've been wading through the over one thousand
unread posts. I don't get no...satisfaction. (60's music)

Why haven't you e-mailed me or called me?

LP (thinking of inviting Capt. Neal for Christmas...)







katysails December 9th 04 03:49 AM

Check with me about what? Neaal's not one of my correspondants.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:DNNtd.89289$EZ.62758@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Was I supposed to e-mail or call?

I don't have your e-mail or your phone #.

You could send me a message at
warrenneal at hotmail dot com. Maybe
it will get through. Sometimes hotmail
is a bit overaggressive tossing mail into
the junk mail file.

CN


Well, I've never had your hotmail account, (maybe I should check with
Katy?) although I did post my ladypilot at geocities dot com addy, but you
never responded...

LP




Lady Pilot December 9th 04 04:14 AM

So you are claiming that Neal is an imposter on the newsgroups for the past
few years?

Shock,
LP

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Check with me about what? Neaal's not one of my correspondants.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:DNNtd.89289$EZ.62758@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Was I supposed to e-mail or call?

I don't have your e-mail or your phone #.

You could send me a message at
warrenneal at hotmail dot com. Maybe
it will get through. Sometimes hotmail
is a bit overaggressive tossing mail into
the junk mail file.

CN


Well, I've never had your hotmail account, (maybe I should check with
Katy?) although I did post my ladypilot at geocities dot com addy, but
you never responded...

LP






Lady Pilot December 9th 04 04:16 AM

That's what I like about you Scott, you take on men who like to abuse women.

I would like to buy you dinner sometime, if you are ever in the Oklahoma
City area...

LP

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
No. I have my own shotgun.

Scotty

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Someone rapes your woman would you call the sheriff?

CN







Lady Pilot December 9th 04 04:17 AM


"Nav" wrote:

Lady Pilot wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


We still have Scotty for comic relief and
Gilligan for brilliant insight and Bob Crantz
for inspiration. And Katy and Lady Pilot
for the female perspective.



Oh dear, my good Captain...

I have little time and I've been wading through the over one thousand
unread posts. I don't get no...satisfaction. (60's music)

Why haven't you e-mailed me or called me?

LP (thinking of inviting Capt. Neal for Christmas...)


You should. He would love it.

Cheers


Nice to know that you aren't worthy of my attention...

LP (not anorexic like Nav's girlfriend)




Lady Pilot December 9th 04 04:20 AM


"Peter Wiley" wrote::
In article , Nav wrote:

Lady Pilot wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


We still have Scotty for comic relief and
Gilligan for brilliant insight and Bob Crantz
for inspiration. And Katy and Lady Pilot
for the female perspective.


Oh dear, my good Captain...

I have little time and I've been wading through the over one thousand
unread
posts. I don't get no...satisfaction. (60's music)

Why haven't you e-mailed me or called me?

LP (thinking of inviting Capt. Neal for Christmas...)


You should. He would love it.


I thought you had turkeys at Thanksgiving, not Christmas.

PDW


Nav's not an American...he doesn't even know what smoked turkey is, not to
mention the wonderful company that's involived...

LP (Hope Nav likes his anorexia friend...)



Lady Pilot December 9th 04 04:21 AM


"katysails" wrote:
Are you insane?????

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

We still have Scotty for comic relief and
Gilligan for brilliant insight and Bob Crantz
for inspiration. And Katy and Lady Pilot
for the female perspective.


Oh dear, my good Captain...

I have little time and I've been wading through the over one thousand
unread posts. I don't get no...satisfaction. (60's music)

Why haven't you e-mailed me or called me?

LP (thinking of inviting Capt. Neal for Christmas...)


Yep, after losing a half a million dollars, I'm game for anything...

LP

PS Where are your warnings?



Scott Vernon December 9th 04 04:24 AM

Was there once, back in 1980~81 . Nice area. Real cowboys.

Scotty

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:pkQtd.89463$EZ.30854@okepread07...
That's what I like about you Scott, you take on men who like to

abuse women.

I would like to buy you dinner sometime, if you are ever in the

Oklahoma
City area...

LP

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
No. I have my own shotgun.

Scotty

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Someone rapes your woman would you call the sheriff?

CN









Lady Pilot December 9th 04 05:10 AM

We will meet off of I-40...called Cattlemen's restaurant, (exit Western)
same one President Bush came to a few years ago...

My uncle Bush's pictures are on the wall, and you won't find a better USDA
steak better than in the whole USA.

Just let me know, and I will pay for it...

LP (like they would charge me after I brought the President to their "cafe")
hehheee



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Was there once, back in 1980~81 . Nice area. Real cowboys.

Scotty

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:pkQtd.89463$EZ.30854@okepread07...
That's what I like about you Scott, you take on men who like to

abuse women.

I would like to buy you dinner sometime, if you are ever in the

Oklahoma
City area...

LP

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
No. I have my own shotgun.

Scotty

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Someone rapes your woman would you call the sheriff?

CN










katysails December 9th 04 12:05 PM

No....that's not what I meant. I meant we do not correspond off the ng
(except that he does send me Christmas cards....)

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:wiQtd.89462$EZ.13120@okepread07...
So you are claiming that Neal is an imposter on the newsgroups for the
past few years?

Shock,
LP

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Check with me about what? Neaal's not one of my correspondants.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:DNNtd.89289$EZ.62758@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Was I supposed to e-mail or call?

I don't have your e-mail or your phone #.

You could send me a message at
warrenneal at hotmail dot com. Maybe
it will get through. Sometimes hotmail
is a bit overaggressive tossing mail into
the junk mail file.

CN

Well, I've never had your hotmail account, (maybe I should check with
Katy?) although I did post my ladypilot at geocities dot com addy, but
you never responded...

LP








katysails December 9th 04 12:11 PM

Honeybaked Ham Company does both ham and spiral sliced turkey...they are
pricey here, too....I go to Gordon's for them....(I get a 15% corporate
discount...they're our distributor's at work....)
OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 22:20:13 -0600, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:

Nav's not an American...he doesn't even know what smoked turkey is, not to
mention the wonderful company that's involived...

LP (Hope Nav likes his anorexia friend...)


Hey LP, speaking of turkeys ;-)
What's the name of that honey baked turkey that's spiral cut?

Love that stuff, not available here....:-(


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Scott Vernon December 9th 04 01:06 PM


"Lady Pilot" wrote

My Bush's pictures are on the wall, and you won't find a better USDA
steak better than in the whole USA.


MMMmmm nothing like good scenery to go with a big t-bone.

Scotty

PS; fly over to Balt. sometime and I'll take you sailing.



Capt. Neal® December 9th 04 08:41 PM

I decided it was best to not e-mail you with personal
correspondence. You would surely fall in love with me
and I you. Since you are married that would be
unacceptable behavior on both our behalves.

Being a man of high morals and Godly upbringing,
I am willing to sacrifice some immediate gratification
for the good of you, your husband and your children.

I could never live with myself knowing I had broken
up a healthy marriage from a selfish desire to
correspond with a very delicious and highly intelligent
woman even if she's one who doesn't eat right.

LP, on the other hand, has no such encumbrances
so she can correspond freely with single men. Not
only that but she is just as beautiful as you and
has the prettiest blue eyes. . . And Mooron said
she's a natural blonde - sort of strawberryish.

Yum!

Try not to be too jealous of her, please.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
No....that's not what I meant. I meant we do not correspond off the ng
(except that he does send me Christmas cards....)

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:wiQtd.89462$EZ.13120@okepread07...
So you are claiming that Neal is an imposter on the newsgroups for the
past few years?

Shock,
LP

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Check with me about what? Neaal's not one of my correspondants.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:DNNtd.89289$EZ.62758@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Was I supposed to e-mail or call?

I don't have your e-mail or your phone #.

You could send me a message at
warrenneal at hotmail dot com. Maybe
it will get through. Sometimes hotmail
is a bit overaggressive tossing mail into
the junk mail file.

CN

Well, I've never had your hotmail account, (maybe I should check with
Katy?) although I did post my ladypilot at geocities dot com addy, but
you never responded...

LP









Capt. Neal® December 9th 04 08:45 PM

Jealousy rearing it's ugly head? Katy, I'm shocked.

The real Capt. Neal just might be willing to turn over
a new leaf for the right woman . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message ...
My warnings? Do an archive search on this group about 5-7 years back....you
only know the kinder, gentler Neal....but the real Neal is lurking just
under the skin....



Nav December 9th 04 08:53 PM



Lady Pilot wrote:

"Nav" wrote:

Lady Pilot wrote:



LP (thinking of inviting Capt. Neal for Christmas...)


You should. He would love it.

Cheers



Nice to know that you aren't worthy of my attention...

LP (not anorexic like Nav's girlfriend)


I knew it, she's got a weight problem.

Cheers


Capt. Neal® December 9th 04 09:08 PM

I would probably shoot the scum in the spine right below
his head so he would have the rest of his life in a wheel
chair as a quad to think about the error of his ways.

I, too, believe in freedom of expression up to and until
somebody else interferes with my freedom of expression
and that of people I care for.

It's only a matter of where in the sand different people
draw the line . . .

CN

wrote in message ups.com...

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Someone rapes your woman would you call the sheriff?



After I fillet,stomped, casterated and de-weinered... then killed him,
Then I would call the sheriff......... Maybe .....but only if someone
saw me, which would be most un-like me.

Most likely I would go out into the bay and take care of the corpse by
myself. I would bait 30-40 crab traps.

And You?

Im just a follower of freedom of expression.

Gany sticks his thumb up his ass and sniffs it so often its become a
regular laugh. Oh well............... no loss.

Joe


CN

wrote in message

oups.com...

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Was I supposed to e-mail or call?



Sheeeeeeze. No wonder you never get laid.

You gottya seize the moment Capt. Thats all you got.



So.......you got the physco Ganz booted off eh?

Even thou Ganzy is the gayest homo asshole to sail into ASA.
And it's nice to not see his homosexual ravings.
And it cool not to see his constant retarded level replys.
And it re-freshing to see sailing related thread void of his gay
comments.
And it is very nice that he is gone.
A snitch is still a snitch.

Joe



Nav December 9th 04 09:33 PM

And then you would spend a lot of time in prison to consider the error
of your ways.

Cheers

Capt. Neal® wrote:

I would probably shoot the scum in the spine right below
his head so he would have the rest of his life in a wheel
chair as a quad to think about the error of his ways.

I, too, believe in freedom of expression up to and until
somebody else interferes with my freedom of expression
and that of people I care for.

It's only a matter of where in the sand different people
draw the line . . .

CN

wrote in message ups.com...

Capt. Neal® wrote:

Someone rapes your woman would you call the sheriff?




After I fillet,stomped, casterated and de-weinered... then killed him,
Then I would call the sheriff......... Maybe .....but only if someone
saw me, which would be most un-like me.

Most likely I would go out into the bay and take care of the corpse by
myself. I would bait 30-40 crab traps.

And You?

Im just a follower of freedom of expression.

Gany sticks his thumb up his ass and sniffs it so often its become a
regular laugh. Oh well............... no loss.

Joe


CN

wrote in message


oups.com...

Capt. Neal® wrote:

Was I supposed to e-mail or call?



Sheeeeeeze. No wonder you never get laid.

You gottya seize the moment Capt. Thats all you got.



So.......you got the physco Ganz booted off eh?

Even thou Ganzy is the gayest homo asshole to sail into ASA.
And it's nice to not see his homosexual ravings.
And it cool not to see his constant retarded level replys.
And it re-freshing to see sailing related thread void of his gay
comments.
And it is very nice that he is gone.
A snitch is still a snitch.

Joe





katysails December 10th 04 02:42 AM

snort...dream on....if your life was half as good as what lives inside your
head, you'd be in heaven...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I decided it was best to not e-mail you with personal
correspondence. You would surely fall in love with me
and I you. Since you are married that would be
unacceptable behavior on both our behalves.

Being a man of high morals and Godly upbringing,
I am willing to sacrifice some immediate gratification
for the good of you, your husband and your children.

I could never live with myself knowing I had broken
up a healthy marriage from a selfish desire to
correspond with a very delicious and highly intelligent
woman even if she's one who doesn't eat right.

LP, on the other hand, has no such encumbrances
so she can correspond freely with single men. Not
only that but she is just as beautiful as you and
has the prettiest blue eyes. . . And Mooron said
she's a natural blonde - sort of strawberryish.

Yum!

Try not to be too jealous of her, please.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
No....that's not what I meant. I meant we do not correspond off the ng
(except that he does send me Christmas cards....)

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:wiQtd.89462$EZ.13120@okepread07...
So you are claiming that Neal is an imposter on the newsgroups for the
past few years?

Shock,
LP

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Check with me about what? Neaal's not one of my correspondants.

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:DNNtd.89289$EZ.62758@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

Was I supposed to e-mail or call?

I don't have your e-mail or your phone #.

You could send me a message at
warrenneal at hotmail dot com. Maybe
it will get through. Sometimes hotmail
is a bit overaggressive tossing mail into
the junk mail file.

CN

Well, I've never had your hotmail account, (maybe I should check with
Katy?) although I did post my ladypilot at geocities dot com addy,
but
you never responded...

LP











katysails December 10th 04 02:42 AM

Go for it....we're all waiting with baited breath...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Jealousy rearing it's ugly head? Katy, I'm shocked.

The real Capt. Neal just might be willing to turn over
a new leaf for the right woman . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message
...
My warnings? Do an archive search on this group about 5-7 years
back....you
only know the kinder, gentler Neal....but the real Neal is lurking just
under the skin....





DSK December 10th 04 02:56 AM

Crap'n Neal® wrote:
I would probably shoot the scum in the spine right below
his head so he would have the rest of his life in a wheel
chair as a quad to think about the error of his ways.


No, you'd probably catch your thumb in the hammer or shoot yourself in
the foot.

Nav wrote:
And then you would spend a lot of time in prison to consider the error
of your ways


Maybe in New Zealand, but not here. In the U.S. we have civilized laws
regarding the defense of others from human predators.

In fact, in NC a couple years back a bill to update the law on use of
deadly force to protect property failed to pass. The legalese meant that
the law reverted to an older version which allows a property owner to
shoot trespassers. So when a tarheel says 'git outta my yard, boy' you
better git.

DSK


DSK December 10th 04 03:23 AM

katysails wrote:
gee...we're only allowed to shoot trespassing dogs...maybe we should move to
NC...


You'd miss all the snow, wouldn't you? We haven't even had a freeze here
yet.

Actually I believe it's a fairly universal principle in most states,
that one may (or even should) use deadly force to prevent the commission
of a fatal crime. Hey Dave, if you're reading this thread, any comment
on this?

I know it's true in Florida, years ago a co-worker shot a robber in a
convenience store who was holding a gun to the clerk's head. The cops
showed up at the shop, took his statement, and left. He was never
charged with anything.

As for trespassing, some states have recently (in the past 20 years
AFAIK) passed laws mandating "maximum retreat" meaning that you cannot
use force to defend your property. Sounds pretty stupid to me, it's not
a big problem for society that gung-ho home-owners are shooting crooks
in record numbers. Maybe the crooks have a better lobby?

Regards
Doug King


katysails December 10th 04 03:27 AM

Miss snow? Yeah...right....I can live without it...
As far as shooting people goes, in Michigan, if someone breaks in to your
house you have the option of shooting him dead or not shooting him at
all...if you shoot and wound they can sue you for everything you;ve
got...also, they have to die in the house..if they crawl out and die on the
sidewalk, you are then a murderer rather than shooting in self-defense...


"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
katysails wrote:
gee...we're only allowed to shoot trespassing dogs...maybe we should move
to NC...


You'd miss all the snow, wouldn't you? We haven't even had a freeze here
yet.

Actually I believe it's a fairly universal principle in most states, that
one may (or even should) use deadly force to prevent the commission of a
fatal crime. Hey Dave, if you're reading this thread, any comment on this?

I know it's true in Florida, years ago a co-worker shot a robber in a
convenience store who was holding a gun to the clerk's head. The cops
showed up at the shop, took his statement, and left. He was never charged
with anything.

As for trespassing, some states have recently (in the past 20 years AFAIK)
passed laws mandating "maximum retreat" meaning that you cannot use force
to defend your property. Sounds pretty stupid to me, it's not a big
problem for society that gung-ho home-owners are shooting crooks in record
numbers. Maybe the crooks have a better lobby?

Regards
Doug King




Seahag December 10th 04 05:35 AM

You been eating squid again???

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
Go for it....we're all waiting with baited breath...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Jealousy rearing it's ugly head? Katy, I'm shocked.

The real Capt. Neal just might be willing to turn over
a new leaf for the right woman . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message
...
My warnings? Do an archive search on this group about 5-7 years
back....you
only know the kinder, gentler Neal....but the real Neal is lurking just
under the skin....







DSK December 10th 04 12:14 PM

katysails wrote:
Miss snow? Yeah...right....I can live without it...


Same here.

As far as shooting people goes, in Michigan, if someone breaks in to your
house you have the option of shooting him dead or not shooting him at
all...if you shoot and wound they can sue you for everything you;ve
got...also, they have to die in the house..if they crawl out and die on the
sidewalk, you are then a murderer rather than shooting in self-defense...


I've heard that in many states if you shoot somebody in your yard, drag
them into the house and you're OK.

As for being sued by a robber... I know it's happened, which is
ridiculous... but IMHO it's not so much a problem with the laws as with
the fact that there are far too many lawyers with nothing better to do.
A friend of mine was once sued by a man who drove his car into the side
of my friends house. I don't know how the lawyers tried to convince a
court that my friend was driving his house recklessly....

DSK


Scott Vernon December 10th 04 01:13 PM

In PA you can shoot a lawyer and don't have to drag him into your
house. Nobody wants a lawyer in their house, dead or alive.

Scotty

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
katysails wrote:
Miss snow? Yeah...right....I can live without it...


Same here.

As far as shooting people goes, in Michigan, if someone breaks in

to your
house you have the option of shooting him dead or not shooting him

at
all...if you shoot and wound they can sue you for everything

you;ve
got...also, they have to die in the house..if they crawl out and

die on the
sidewalk, you are then a murderer rather than shooting in

self-defense...

I've heard that in many states if you shoot somebody in your yard,

drag
them into the house and you're OK.

As for being sued by a robber... I know it's happened, which is
ridiculous... but IMHO it's not so much a problem with the laws as

with
the fact that there are far too many lawyers with nothing better to

do.
A friend of mine was once sued by a man who drove his car into the

side
of my friends house. I don't know how the lawyers tried to convince

a
court that my friend was driving his house recklessly....

DSK




DSK December 10th 04 01:46 PM

Scott Vernon wrote:
In PA you can shoot a lawyer and don't have to drag him into your
house. Nobody wants a lawyer in their house, dead or alive.


That sounds like a good rule.

What do you do if you're trapped in a locked room with a revolver loaded
with only 2 bullets, an alligator, a rabid pit bull, and a lawyer?

You shoot the lawyer twice.

DSK


katysails December 10th 04 09:09 PM

eewww..no...squid ain't my thing....had a nice mahi mahi the other day,
though...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
You been eating squid again???

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
Go for it....we're all waiting with baited breath...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Jealousy rearing it's ugly head? Katy, I'm shocked.

The real Capt. Neal just might be willing to turn over
a new leaf for the right woman . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message
...
My warnings? Do an archive search on this group about 5-7 years
back....you
only know the kinder, gentler Neal....but the real Neal is lurking just
under the skin....









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