Hey, did anyone notice? He's bald as a egg. Maybe he can get one of
those hair replacement treatments where they take hair from his ugly
mustache and put it on top of his ugly head.

http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

The link should really read "littleimperfections.html." That would
probably be more accurate for a bunch of reasons.

It's also pretty obvious that Nelly never goes anywhere. A smart move
for two reasons. First, I hesitate to advocate suicide. Second, it
would take away from his time polishing his helmet in front of his
notebook with his fake women.



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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."